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Christen Westphal playing professional football while putting her hair back in a bun streamable.com/n5z1b0
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Match Thread: North Carolina Courage vs Portland Thorns FC | National Women's Soccer League

#FT: North Carolina Courage 0-1 Portland Thorns FC

Portland Thorns FC scorers: Sophia Smith (57')


Venue: WakeMed Soccer Park

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LINE-UPS

North Carolina Courage

Casey Murphy, Abby Erceg, Kaleigh Kurtz, Carson Pickett, Merritt Mathias (Ryan Williams), Jessica McDonald (Amy Rodriguez), Denise O'Sullivan (Angharad James), Havana Solaun (Meredith Speck), Lynn Williams, Debinha, Cari Roccaro (Taylor Smith).

Subs: Brittany Ratcliffe, Diane Caldwell, Lindsay Agnew, Samantha Leshnak.

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Portland Thorns FC

Bella Bixby, Kelli Hubly, Emily Menges (Becky Sauerbrunn), Natalia Kuikka, Christen Westphal (Meghan Klingenberg), Crystal Dunn, Angela Salem, Raquel Rodríguez, Christine Sinclair (Morgan Weaver), Lindsey Horan (Olivia Moultrie), Sophia Smith (Tyler Lussi).

Subs: Abby Smith, Marissa Everett, Yazmeen Ryan, Madison Pogarch.


MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN

25' Merritt Mathias Yellow Card

30' Cari Roccaro (North Carolina Courage) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

57' Sophia Smith Goal

61' Substitution, North Carolina Courage. Meredith Speck replaces Havana Solaun.

61' Substitution, North Carolina Courage. Amy Rodriguez replaces Jessica McDonald.

63' Substitution, Portland Thorns. Morgan Weaver replaces Christine Sinclair.

64' Substitution, Portland Thorns. Meghan Klingenberg replaces Christen Westphal.

76' Substitution, Portland Thorns. Olivia Moultrie replaces Lindsey Horan because of an injury.

81' Substitution, North Carolina Courage. Taylor Smith replaces Cari Roccaro.

81' Substitution, North Carolina Courage. Ryan Williams replaces Merritt Mathias.

84' Substitution, Portland Thorns. Tyler Lussi replaces Sophia Smith.

85' Substitution, Portland Thorns. Becky Sauerbrunn replaces Emily Menges.

88' Substitution, North Carolina Courage. Angharad James replaces Denise O'Sullivan.

88' Olivi

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Match Thread: OL Reign vs Portland Thorns | NWSL & MLS Double Header [Paramount+ | 4:00PM PT]

#FT | OL Reign 2-1 Portland


Scoring Summary

Reign scorers: Megan Rapinoe 16' 40'

Portland scorers: Angela Salem 45+4'


2021 NWSL Regular Season

Venue: Lumen Field, Seattle, WA

Time: 4:00PM PT

Stream: Paramount+ | Int'l: Twitch

TV: FOX 12+ (Oregon)


OL Reign 4-3-3

12-Sarah Bouhaddi; 3-Lauren Barnes, 5-Quinn, 4-Alana Cook, 19-Kristen McNabb; 16-Rose Lavelle, 10-Jessica Fishlock, 8-Dzsenifer Marozsan; 15-Megan Rapinoe, 9-Eugenie Le Sommer, 11-Sofia Huerta

Subs: Angelina, Balcer, Brooks, Celia, Cox, Cruz, Hammond, Tullis-Joyce, Weatherholt


Portland Thorns 4-4-2

31-Bella Bixby; 18-Christen Westphal, 5-Emily Menges, 4-Becky Sauerbrunn, 14-Natalia Kuikka; 36-Angela Salem, 11-Rocky Rodriguez, 10-Lindsey Horan, 9-Crystal Dunn; 9-Sophia Smith, 12-Christine Sinclair

Subs: Hogan, Pogarch, Hubly, Nally, Moultrie, Ryan, Everett, Weaver


Match Events

3' | Sofia Huerta (OL Reign) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

16' | Goal! OL Reign 1, Portland Thorns 0. Megan Rapinoe (OL Reign) right footed shot from the center of the box to the bottom left corner. Assisted by Jess Fishlock.

40' | Goal! OL Reign 2, Portland Thorns 0. Megan Rapinoe (OL Reign) converts the penalty with a right footed shot to the bottom left corner.

45+4' | Kristen McNabb (OL Reign) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

45+4' | Goal! OL Reign 2, Portland Thorns 1. Angela Salem (Portland Thorns) right footed shot from the centre of the box to the top right corner following a set piece situation.

45+5' | First Half ends, OL Reign 2, Portland Thorns 1.

87' | Angelina (OL Reign) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

90'+1' | Natalia Kuikka (Portland Thorns) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

90'+3' | Second Half ends, OL Reign 2, Portland Thorns 1.


Seattle Sounders vs Portland Timbers, 7:30PM PT on ESPN.

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Match Thread: Orlando Pride vs Portland Thorns FC | National Women's Soccer League

#FT: Orlando Pride 1-1 Portland Thorns FC

Orlando Pride scorers: Jodie Taylor (13')

Portland Thorns FC scorers: Simone Charley (78')


Venue: Exploria Stadium

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Orlando Pride

Ashlyn Harris, Amy Turner, Ali Krieger, Phoebe Mcclernon (Toni Pressley), Ali Riley (Taylor Kornieck), Marisa Viggiano (Meggie Dougherty Howard), Courtney Petersen, Gunnhildur Yrsa Jonsdottir, Jodie Taylor (Erika Tymrak), Marta, Sydney Leroux.

Subs: Ally Haran, Abigail Kim, Crystal Thomas, Chelsee Washington, Brittany Wilson.

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Portland Thorns FC

Bella Bixby, Kelli Hubly, Emily Menges, Meghan Klingenberg (Madison Pogarch), Natalia Kuikka, Simone Charley, Angela Salem (Taylor Porter), Marissa Everett, Raquel Rodríguez, Olivia Moultrie (Christen Westphal), Sophia Smith.

Subs: Meaghan Nally, Hannah Betfort, Morgan Weaver, Shelby Hogan, Raisa Strom-Okimoto, Tyler Lussi.


MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN

13' Goal! Orlando Pride 1, Portland Thorns 0. Jodie Taylor (Orlando Pride) header from the centre of the box to the high centre of the goal. Assisted by Courtney Petersen with a cross.

37' Ali Riley (Orlando Pride) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

56' Marta (Orlando Pride) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

60' Substitution, Orlando Pride. Meggie Dougherty Howard replaces Marisa Viggiano.

67' Phoebe Mcclernon Yellow Card

78' Goal! Orlando Pride 1, Portland Thorns 1. Simone Charley (Portland Thorns) header from the centre of the box to the bottom left corner. Assisted by Meghan Klingenberg with a cross following a set piece situation.

82' Substitution, Portland Thorns. Madison Pogarch replaces Meghan Klingenberg.

82' Substitution, Portland Thorns. Christen Westphal replaces Olivia Moultrie.

82' Substitution, Orlando Pride. Erika Tymrak replaces Jodie Taylor.

86' Marissa Everett (Portland Thorns) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

88' Substitution, Orlando Pride. Toni Press

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Match Thread: Portland Thorns vs NJ/NY Gotham FC | 2021 NWSL Challenge Cup Final [CBS | 1PM EDT/10AM PDT]

###FT/PKs | Portland Thorns 1-1 NJ/NY Gotham FC

Portland wins 6-5 on penalties

Portland scorers: Christine Sinclair 8'

Gotham FC scorers: Carli Lloyd 61'


2021 NWSL Challenge Cup | Final

Venue: Providence Park - Portland, OR

TV: CBS

Stream: Paramount+ | Int'l: NWSL Twitch2

Officials: REF: Natalie Simon, AR1: Brooke Mayo; AR2: Deleana Quan; 4TH: Karen Callado

Weather: Cloudy, 50°F, Wind: 5 mph


LINE-UPS

Portland Thorns 4-3-1-2

24-AD Franch; 14-Natalia Kuikka, 4-Becky Sauerbrunn, 20-Kelli Hubly, 25-Meghan Klingenberg; 36-Angela Salem, 19-Crystal Dunn, 10-Lindsey Horan; 12-Christina Sinclair (c), 9-Sophia Smith, 7-Simone Charley

Subs: 31-Bella Bixby, 39-Meaghan Nally, 18-Christen Westphal, 15-Madison Pogarch, 11-Rocky Rodriguez, 30-Celeste Boureille, 34-Tyler Lussi, 22-Morgan Weaver, 40-Marissa Everett

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NJ/NY Gotham FC 4-3-3

13-Didi Haracic; 28-Imani Dorsey, 22-Mandy Freeman, 12-Gina Lewandowski, 3-Caprice Dydasco; 16-Allie Long, 9-Nahomi Kawasumi, 6-Jennifer Cudjoe; 4-Paige Monaghan, 10-Carli Lloyd, 23-Midge Purce

Subs: 1-Kailen Sheridan, 5-Nicole Baxter, 8-Erica Skroski, 15-Sabrina Flores, 17-Dominique Richardson, 20-Evelyn Viens, 21-Amanda McGlynn, 24-Estelle Johnson, 25-Ifeoma Onumonu


Match Events

1' | Challenge Cup Final is underway. Gotham FC in white, Portland in black.

8' | PORTLAND GOAL! Off a turnover in Gotham's half, Christine Sinclair takes a shot from the top of the box to the far side.

38' | Gina Lewandowski is issued a yellow for a professional foul.

39' | Lindsey Horan's free kick attempt from 22 yards ricochets off the far post.

45+2' | End of the first half. Portland 1, Gotham FC 0.

61' | GOTHAM FC GOAL! Midge Purce services a floated ball and Carli Lloyd heads the ball to the near post as she beats Kuikka to the ball.

68' | Substitution, Portland. 18-Christen Westphal replaces 14-Natalia Kuikka.

68' | Substitution, Portland. 11-Rocky Rodriguez replaces 36-Angela Salem.

72' | A goal line clearance by Mandy Freeman as Simone Charley redirects Klingenberg's cross towards goal.

73' | Substitution, Gotham FC. 25-Ifeoma Onumonu replaces 23-Midge Purce.

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Match Thread: Portland Thorns vs Chicago Red Stars [6PM CT/4pm PT | Twitch]

###FT | Portland 5-0 Chicago

Portland scorers: Tierna Davidson 4' (OG), Christine Sinclair (PEN) 13', Sophia Smith 16' 30' Tyler Lussi 72'

Chicago scorers:


2021 NWSL Regular Season

Venue: Providence Park - Portland, Ore.

Stream: Twitch | Int'l: NWSL Twitch3

Officials: Ref: Katja Koroleva; AR1: Christian Clerc; AR2: CJ Koll; 4th: Jaclyn Metz


LINE-UPS

Portland Thorns 4-3-1-2

Starting XI

24-AD Franch; 18-Christen Westphal, 4-Becky Sauerbrunn, 20-Kelli Hubly, 25-Meghan Klingenberg; 11-Rocky Rodriguez, 19-Crystal Dunn, 10-Lindsey Horan; 12-Christine Sinclair (c); 9-Sophia Smith, 22-Morgan Weaver

Subs

7-Simone Charley, 30-Celeste Boureille, 40-Marissa Everett, 14-Natalia Kuikka, 5-Emily Menges, 15-Madison Pogarch, 34-Tyler Lussi, 31-Bella Bixby, 36-Angela Salem

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Chicago Red Stars 4-2-3-1

Starting XI

1-Alyssa Naeher; 3-Arin Wright, 2-Tierna Davidson, 6-Casey Krueger, 11-Sarah Gorden; 24-Danielle Colaprico, 8-Julie Ertz; 10-Vanessa Di Bernardo; 9-Mallory Pugh, 2-Kealia Watt; 33-Katie Johnson

Subs

15-Makenzy Doniak, 38-Cassie Miller, 28-Kayla Sharples, 19-Sarah Luebbert, 23-Tatumn Milazzo, 5-Rachel Hill, 16-Sarah Woldmoe, 7-Nikki Stanton


Match Events

1' | And we're off. Portland in black, Chicago in white.

3' | Attempt missed. Crystal Dunn right footed shot from the right side of the box is close, but misses to the right. Assisted by Sophia Smith.

4' | PORTLAND GOAL! Sophia Smith right footed shot from the left side of the box takes a deflection off Tierna Davidson following a corner.

11' | Attempt missed. Arin Wright (Chicago Red Stars) header from the center of the box misses to the left. Assisted by Tierna Davidson with a cross following a corner.

13' | Penalty conceded by Mallory Pugh (Chicago Red Stars) after a foul in the penalty area.

13' | PORTLAND GOAL! Christine Sinclair converts the penalty with a right footed shot to the bottom left corner.

16' | PORTLAND GOAL! Sophia Smith left footed shot from the center of the box following a fast break.

20' | Attempt missed. Vanessa DiBernardo (Chicago Red Stars) header from the centre of the box misses to the right. Assisted by Kealia Watt with a cross

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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Match Thread: North Carolina Courage vs Portland Thorns [CBSAA | 12:30ET/9:30PT](Quarter final)

###FT | ^1 North Carolina 0-1 Portland ^8


Scoring Summary

NCC:

POR: Weaver 68'


2020 NWSL Challenge Cup | Quarter final

Venue: Zions Bank Stadium - Herriman, Utah

TV: CBSAA (applies to Canada as well)

INT'L: https://www.twitch.tv/nwslofficial2

Match will be played behind closed doors.


LINE-UPS

North Carolina Courage 4-3-3 | Manager: Paul Riley

99-Katelyn Rowland; 27-Addisyn Merrick, 15-Jaelene Daniels, 6-Aby Erceg, 7-Abby Dahlkemper; 10-Debora, 5-Sam Mewis, 8-Denise O'Sullivan; 19-Crystal Dunn, 9-Lynn Williams, 23-Kristen Hamilton

Subs: 20-Lindsay Agnew, 22-Hailey Harbison, 3-Kaleigh Kurtz, 1-Stephanie Labbe, 16-Hailie Mace, 14-Jessica McDonald, 4-McKenzie Meehan, 2-Lauren Milliet, 26-Sinclaire Miramontez, 42-Samantha Murphy, 21-Cari Roccaro, 25-Meredith Speck, 13-Ryan Williams

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Portland Thorns 4-4-2 | Manager: Mark Parsons

33-Britt Eckerstrom; 20-Kelli Hubly, 25-Meghan Klingenberg, 5-Emily Menges, 2-Katherine Reynolds; 11-Rocky Rodriguez, 36-Angela Salem, 10-Lindsey Horan, 12-Christine Sinclair; 34-Tyler Lussi, 22-Morgan Weaver

Subs: 46-Nadine Angerer, 30-Celeste Boureille, 38-Simone Charley, 40-Marissa Everett, 39-Meaghan Nally, 37-Emily Ogle, 15-Madison Pogarch, 41-Anika Rodriguez, 35-Gabrielle Seiler, 43-Autumn Smithers, 18-Christen Westphal


Match Events

1' | The first match of this knockout round is underway. North Carolina in their navy blue kits and Portland in white.

6' | Attempt missed. Lynn Williams right footed shot from the left side of the box is too high.

29' | Daniels with a squared pass to Debinha and she takes a half turn from the top of the box and takes a strong shot. Eckerstrom with a diving save.

31' | Hydration break.

37' | A stoppage in play as Williams and Reynolds collide heads.

42' | Substitution, Portland. Christen Westphal replaces an injured Katherine Reynolds.

43' | After a 6 minute stoppage, play resumes.

45' | Nine minutes of stoppage time.

45+8' | Eckerstrom with a save on the near post as Hamilton receives the ball inside the box.

45+11' | After a long eleven minutes of stoppage time. First half ends. NCC 0, POR 0.

46' | Substitution, North Carolina. Jessica McDonald replaces Hamilton.

46' | Match resumes.

50' | Lindsay Horan down with an in

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

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NWSL Fantasy League: W4 Results

I'm running a fantasy league for some friends this season and thought I'd share a bit of player results after the first 4/5 games of the season! It's been a lot of fun so far. Scoring uses the typical scorecard you'd see for any online soccer fantasy league. Let me know what you think or if you have questions!

POINT LEADERS

  1. Caprice Dydasco 36.5
  2. Christen Westphal 32.5
  3. Debinha 32
  4. Taylor Kornieck 30.5
  5. Alex Morgan 29.5
  6. Mandy Freeman 29.5
  7. Alyssa Naeher 29
  8. Abby Erceg 28
  9. Michelle Betos 28
  10. Kailen Sheridan 28
  11. Sarah Gorden 27.5
  12. Casey Murphy 27
  13. Carson Pickett 26.5
  14. Lindsey Horan 26.5
  15. Casey Krueger 26
  16. Kristie Mewis 26
  17. Erica Skroski 26
  18. Raquel Rodríguez 24
  19. Margaret Purce 24
  20. Trinity Rodman 24
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What do you call quesadillas you eat in the morning?

Buenosdillas

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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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E or ß?
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No spoilers
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Covid problems
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Match Thread: Portland Thorns vs Washington Spirit [10pm ET/7pm PT | CBSAA]

###FT | Portland 1-1 Washington


Scoring Summary

POR: Lindsey Horan 69'

WAS: Sam Staab 78'


2020 NWSL Challenge Cup

Venue: Zions Bank Stadium - Herriman, Utah

TV: CBSAA (applies to Canada as well)

Match will be played behind closed doors


LINE-UPS

Portland Thorns 4-3-3

31-Bella Bixby; 20-Kelli Hubly, 30-Christen Westphal, 5-Emily Menges, 25-Meghan Klingenberg; 36-Angela Salem, 10-Lindsey Horan, 11-Rocky Rodriguez; 12-Christine Sinclair, 34-Tyler Lussi, 22-Morgan Weaver

Subs: 30-Celeste Boureille, 38-Simone Charley, 33-Britt Eckerstrom, 40-Marissa Everett, 39-Meaghan Nally, 37-Emily Ogle, 15-Madison Pogarch, 2-Katherine Reynolds, 41-Anika Rodriguez, 35-Gabrielle Seiler, 43-Autumn Smithers

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Washington Spirit 4-3-3

1-Audrey Bledsoe; 9-Tegan McGrady, 3-Samantha Staab, 14-Paige Kathleen Nielsen, 4-Natalie Jacobs; 12-Andi Sullivan, 11-Jordan DiBiasi, 13-Bayley Feist; 2-Ashley Sanchez, 16-Averie Collins, 17-Kumi Yokoyama

Subs: 19-Dorian Bailey, 7-Jaye Boissiere, 33-Ashley Hatch, 22-Jenna Hellstrom, 23-Tori Huster, 25-Devon Kerr, 10-Rose Lavelle, 6-Katie McClure, 5-Brooke Hendrix


Match Events

1' | Start of match. Portland in black, Washington in white.

12' | Ashley Sanchez with a hard shot from outside the box but is saved by Bixby.

15' | Tyler Lussi with a header from just outside the 6 yard box but it goes over.

30' | Hydration break.

36' | Lindsey Horan with a header towards the far post, but is called for the foul.

45+3' | End of the first half. POR 0, WAS 0.

46' | Substitution, Washington. Ashley Hatch replaces Averie Collins. Rose Lavelle replaces Bayley Feist.

60' | Substitution, Portland. Marissa Everett replaces Christine Sinclair.

69' | PORTLAND GOAL! Meghan Klingenberg with a lofted free kick and Lindsey Horan follows through with a diving header to the far post.

70' | Hydration Break.

70' | Substitution, Washington. Dorian Bailey replaces Jordan DiBiasi.

73' | Substitution, Washington. Jenna Hellstrom replaces Kumi Yokoyama.

73' | Substitution, Portland. Simone Charley replaces Morgan Weaver. Gabby Seiler replaces Angela Salem. Madison Pogarch replaces Christen Westphal.

**78' | WASHINGTON GOAL! Off the free kick, Sanchez flicks the ball back and Sam Staab goes up and heads it towards goal as Meghan Klingenberg tries to head it

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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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Spi__
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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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The Ancient Romans II
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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?

You take away their little brooms

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School Was Clothed
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I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 92 days I went from being a father, to a dad.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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It this sub dead?

There hasn't been a post all year!

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I'd like to dedicate this joke to my wisdom teeth.

[Removed]

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Match Thread: Portland Thorns FC vs Orlando Pride | National Women's Soccer League

#FT: Portland Thorns FC 2-1 Orlando Pride

Portland Thorns FC scorers: Sophia Smith (26'), Marissa Everett (58')

Orlando Pride scorers: Marisa Viggiano (90'+5')


Venue: Providence Park

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LINE-UPS

Portland Thorns FC

Bella Bixby, Kelli Hubly, Emily Menges, Meghan Klingenberg, Natalia Kuikka, Morgan Weaver (Madison Pogarch), Angela Salem, Marissa Everett (Yazmeen Ryan), Celeste Boureille, Raquel Rodríguez, Sophia Smith (Simone Charley).

Subs: Christen Westphal, Meaghan Nally, Hannah Betfort, Shelby Hogan, Raisa Strom-Okimoto, Olivia Moultrie.

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Orlando Pride

Ashlyn Harris, Amy Turner, Ali Krieger, Courtney Petersen, Kylie Strom (Chelsee Washington), Meggie Dougherty Howard (Phoebe Mcclernon), Gunnhildur Yrsa Jonsdottir, Erika Tymrak (Abigail Kim), Crystal Thomas (Marisa Viggiano), Sydney Leroux, Taylor Kornieck.

Subs: Ally Haran, Konya Plummer, Toni Pressley, Brittany Wilson.


MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN

26' Goal! Portland Thorns 1, Orlando Pride 0. Sophia Smith (Portland Thorns) right footed shot from outside the box to the top right corner. Assisted by Raquel Rodríguez.

45' On: Abigail Kim|Off: Erika Tymrak

58' Goal! Portland Thorns 2, Orlando Pride 0. Marissa Everett (Portland Thorns) header from the centre of the box to the bottom right corner. Assisted by Meghan Klingenberg with a cross following a corner.

60' Meggie Dougherty Howard Yellow Card

62' Substitution, Portland Thorns. Yazmeen Ryan replaces Marissa Everett.

62' Substitution, Portland Thorns. Simone Charley replaces Sophia Smith.

63' Substitution, Orlando Pride. Marisa Viggiano replaces Crystal Thomas.

69' Substitution, Orlando Pride. Phoebe McClernon replaces Meggie Dougherty Howard.

80' Yazmeen Ryan Yellow Card

82' Phoebe McClernon (Orlando Pride) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

84' Substitution, Portland Thorns. Madison Pogarch replaces Morgan Weaver because of an injury.

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Match Thread: Portland Thorns FC vs Kansas City | National Women's Soccer League

#FT: Portland Thorns FC 2-0 Kansas City

Portland Thorns FC scorers: Kristen Edmonds (10' OG), Marissa Everett (42')


Venue: Providence Park

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Portland Thorns FC

Bella Bixby, Kelli Hubly, Emily Menges, Meghan Klingenberg (Madison Pogarch), Natalia Kuikka (Christen Westphal), Simone Charley (Meaghan Nally), Angela Salem, Marissa Everett (Olivia Moultrie), Raquel Rodríguez, Celeste Boureille, Sophia Smith (Raisa Strom-Okimoto).

Subs: Taylor Porter, Hannah Betfort, Shelby Hogan.

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Kansas City

Katelyn Rowland, Rachel Corsie, Kristen Edmonds, Mallory Weber, Kiara Pickett, Addie Mccain (Mariana Larroquette), Gaby Vincent (Jordyn Listro), Victoria Pickett, Hailie Mace (Lo'eau LaBonta), Kristen Hamilton, Darian Jenkins (Michele Vasconcelos).

Subs: Jaycie Johnson, Michelle Maemone, Carly Nelson, Kate Del Fava, Maddie Nolf.


MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN

10' Kristen Edmonds <strong>(OG)</strong>

42' Goal! Portland Thorns 2, Kansas City 0. Marissa Everett (Portland Thorns) with an attempt from very close range to the top left corner. Assisted by Sophia Smith following a corner.

54' Substitution, Kansas City. Lo'eau LaBonta replaces Hailie Mace.

60' Substitution, Kansas City. Michele Vasconcelos replaces Darian Jenkins because of an injury.

72' Substitution, Kansas City. Mariana Larroquette replaces Addie McCain.

72' Substitution, Kansas City. Jordyn Listro replaces Gaby Vincent.

75' Substitution, Portland Thorns. Olivia Moultrie replaces Marissa Everett.

76' Substitution, Portland Thorns. Madison Pogarch replaces Meghan Klingenberg.

83' Substitution, Portland Thorns. Christen Westphal replaces Natalia Kuikka.

83' On: Meaghan Nally|Off: Simone Charley

87' Olivia Moultrie (Portland Thorns) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

90'+3' Substitution, Portland Thorns. Raisa Strom-Okimoto replaces Sophia Smith.


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Match Thread: Washington Spirit vs Portland Thorns FC | National Women's Soccer League

#FT: Washington Spirit 0-1 Portland Thorns FC

Portland Thorns FC scorers: Simone Charley (29')


Venue: Segra Field

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Aubrey Bledsoe, Sam Staab, Paige Nielsen, Saori Takarada, Anna Heilferty, Andi Sullivan, Dorian Bailey, Victoria Huster (Tara Mckeown), Trinity Rodman, Ashley Hatch, Ashley Sanchez (Taylor Aylmer).

Subs: Chinyelu Asher, Kumi Yokoyama, Devon Kerr, Camryn Biegalski, Morgan Goff, Karina Rodriguez, Jordan Di Biasi.

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Portland Thorns FC

Bella Bixby, Kelli Hubly, Emily Menges, Meghan Klingenberg (Madison Pogarch), Christen Westphal (Natalia Kuikka), Simone Charley (Hannah Betfort), Angela Salem, Olivia Moultrie (Marissa Everett), Raquel Rodríguez, Celeste Boureille, Sophia Smith.

Subs: Taylor Porter, Meaghan Nally, Shelby Hogan, Tyler Lussi.


MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN

29' Goal! Washington Spirit 0, Portland Thorns 1. Simone Charley (Portland Thorns) header from the centre of the box to the top right corner. Assisted by Olivia Moultrie with a cross.

45' Substitution, Portland Thorns. Marissa Everett replaces Olivia Moultrie.

65' Andi Sullivan (Washington Spirit) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

66' Substitution, Washington Spirit. Taylor Aylmer replaces Ashley Sanchez.

67' Substitution, Portland Thorns. Madison Pogarch replaces Meghan Klingenberg.

70' Sophia Smith (Portland Thorns) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

76' Substitution, Washington Spirit. Tara McKeown replaces Tori Huster.

79' Substitution, Portland Thorns. Natalia Kuikka replaces Christen Westphal.

89' Substitution, Portland Thorns. Hannah Betfort replaces Simone Charley.


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Match Thread: Racing Louisville FC vs Portland Thorns FC | National Women's Soccer League

#FT: Racing Louisville FC 0-2 Portland Thorns FC

Portland Thorns FC scorers: Raquel Rodríguez (30' PEN), Simone Charley (52')


Venue: Lynn Family Stadium

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Racing Louisville FC

Michelle Betos, Kaleigh Riehl (Addisyn Merrick), Nealy Martin, Emily Fox, Erin Simon (Julia Ashley), Yuki Ogimi, Freja Olofsson (Cheyna Matthews), Savannah McCaskill, Ebony Salmon, Cecelia Kizer, Lauren Milliet (Emina Ekic).

Subs: Jorian Baucom, Brooke Hendrix, Katie Lund, Sinclaire Miramontez, Katie Mcclure.

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Portland Thorns FC

Bella Bixby, Kelli Hubly, Emily Menges, Meghan Klingenberg (Madison Pogarch), Natalia Kuikka (Christen Westphal), Morgan Weaver, Angela Salem (Olivia Moultrie), Marissa Everett (Yazmeen Ryan), Celeste Boureille, Raquel Rodríguez, Simone Charley (Sophia Smith).

Subs: Meaghan Nally, Shelby Hogan, Raisa Strom-Okimoto.


MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN

29' Savannah McCaskill (Racing Louisville FC) is shown the yellow card.

30' Goal! Racing Louisville FC 0, Portland Thorns 1. Raquel Rodríguez (Portland Thorns) converts the penalty with a right footed shot to the bottom left corner.

34' Kaleigh Riehl (Racing Louisville FC) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

52' Goal! Racing Louisville FC 0, Portland Thorns 2. Simone Charley (Portland Thorns) header from the centre of the box to the top left corner. Assisted by Emily Menges following a corner.

55' Substitution, Portland Thorns. Yazmeen Ryan replaces Marissa Everett.

59' Substitution, Racing Louisville FC. Addisyn Merrick replaces Kaleigh Riehl.

59' Substitution, Racing Louisville FC. Julia Ashley replaces Erin Simon.

71' Substitution, Portland Thorns. Sophia Smith replaces Simone Charley.

71' Substitution, Portland Thorns. Christen Westphal replaces Natalia Kuikka.

74' Substitution, Racing Louisville FC. Emina Ekic replaces Lauren Milliet.

74' Substitution, Racing Louisville FC. Cheyna Matt

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Match Thread: Portland Thorns FC vs NJ/NY Gotham FC | National Women's Soccer League

#FT: Portland Thorns FC 0-0 NJ/NY Gotham FC


Venue: Providence Park

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Portland Thorns FC

Bella Bixby, Kelli Hubly, Emily Menges, Meghan Klingenberg (Madison Pogarch), Natalia Kuikka, Morgan Weaver, Angela Salem (Christen Westphal), Marissa Everett (Olivia Moultrie), Celeste Boureille (Yazmeen Ryan), Raquel Rodríguez, Simone Charley (Sophia Smith).

Subs: Meaghan Nally, Hannah Betfort, Shelby Hogan, Raisa Strom-Okimoto.

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NJ/NY Gotham FC

Didi Haracic, Estelle Johnson, Gina Lewandowski, Allie Long, Imani Dorsey, Sabrina Flores (Caprice Dydasco), Lee Sodam (Gaëtane Thiney), Mccall Zerboni (Jennifer Cudjoe), Nahomi Kawasumi (Elizabeth Eddy), Margaret Purce, Ifeoma Onumonu.

Subs: Kenie Wright, Brianna Pinto, Delanie Sheehan, Dominique Richardson, Amanda Mcglynn.


MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN

10' Gina Lewandowski (Gotham FC) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

29' Margaret Purce (Gotham FC) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

33' Nahomi Kawasumi (Gotham FC) is shown the yellow card.

45' Substitution, Gotham FC. Caprice Dydasco replaces Sabrina Flores.

55' Substitution, Gotham FC. Jennifer Cudjoe replaces McCall Zerboni.

56' Substitution, Portland Thorns. Yazmeen Ryan replaces Celeste Boureille.

57' Substitution, Portland Thorns. Sophia Smith replaces Simone Charley.

68' Substitution, Portland Thorns. Olivia Moultrie replaces Marissa Everett.

71' Substitution, Gotham FC. Elizabeth Eddy replaces Nahomi Kawasumi.

71' Substitution, Gotham FC. Gaëtane Thiney replaces Lee So-Dam.

83' On: Christen Westphal|Off: Angela Salem

83' Substitution, Portland Thorns. Madison Pogarch replaces Meghan Klingenberg.

90'+2' Imani Dorsey (Gotham FC) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.


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Match Thread: Portland Thorns FC vs OL Reign | United States NWSL

#FT: Portland Thorns FC 1-2 OL Reign

Portland Thorns FC scorers: Christine Sinclair (4')

OL Reign scorers: Megan Rapinoe (9'), Shirley Cruz (15')


Venue: Providence Park

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Portland Thorns FC

Adrianna Franch, Becky Sauerbrunn, Kelli Hubly, Meghan Klingenberg (Madison Pogarch), Christen Westphal (Natalia Kuikka), Raquel Rodríguez (Angela Salem), Lindsey Horan, Crystal Dunn, Christine Sinclair, Morgan Weaver (Simone Charley), Sophia Smith (Tyler Lussi).

Subs: Celeste Boureille, Marissa Everett, Emily Menges, Bella Bixby.

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OL Reign

Karen Bardsley, Kristen McNabb, Madison Hammond, Lauren Barnes, Stephanie Cox (Machaela George), Jessica Fishlock, Shirley Cruz (Bethany Balcer), Dani Weatherholt, Leah Pruitt (Amber Brooks), Megan Rapinoe (Tziarra King), Sofia Huerta.

Subs: Rosie White, Yuka Momiki, Ella Dederick, Samantha Hiatt, Angelina.


MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN

4' Goal! Portland Thorns 1, OL Reign 0. Christine Sinclair (Portland Thorns) left footed shot from outside the box to the centre of the goal.

9' Crystal Dunn (Portland Thorns) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

9' Megan Rapinoe Goal

15' Goal! Portland Thorns 1, OL Reign 2. Shirley Cruz (OL Reign) right footed shot from the centre of the box to the bottom right corner. Assisted by Dani Weatherholt following a set piece situation.

35' Jess Fishlock (OL Reign) is shown the yellow card for hand ball.

62' On: Simone Charley|Off: Morgan Weaver

64' Substitution, Portland Thorns. Natalia Kuikka replaces Christen Westphal because of an injury.

65' Shirley Cruz (OL Reign) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

69' Substitution, OL Reign. Tziarra King replaces Megan Rapinoe.

69' Substitution, OL Reign. Bethany Balcer replaces Shirley Cruz because of an injury.

77' Substitution, Portland Thorns. Angela Salem replaces Raquel Rodríguez.

77' Substitution, P

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Match Thread: NJ/NY Gotham FC vs Portland Thorns FC | United States NWSL

#FT: NJ/NY Gotham FC 0-1 Portland Thorns FC

Portland Thorns FC scorers: Crystal Dunn (56')


Venue: Red Bull Arena

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NJ/NY Gotham FC

Kailen Sheridan, Mandy Freeman, Estelle Johnson, Caprice Dydasco, Margaret Purce, Paige Monaghan, Allie Long, Carli Lloyd, Nahomi Kawasumi (Lee Sodam), Jennifer Cudjoe, Ifeoma Onumonu (Evelyne Viens).

Subs: Erica Skroski, Sabrina Flores, Gina Lewandowski, Nicole Baxter, Didi Haracic, Dominique Richardson, Elizabeth Eddy.

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Portland Thorns FC

Adrianna Franch, Becky Sauerbrunn, Emily Menges (Kelli Hubly), Meghan Klingenberg, Christen Westphal, Christine Sinclair (Celeste Boureille), Lindsey Horan, Angela Salem (Raquel Rodríguez), Sophia Smith (Tyler Lussi), Simone Charley (Morgan Weaver), Crystal Dunn.

Subs: Marissa Everett, Natalia Kuikka, Madison Pogarch, Bella Bixby.


MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN

19' Caprice Dydasco (Gotham FC) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

45' Substitution, Portland Thorns. Raquel Rodríguez replaces Angela Salem.

56' Crystal Dunn Goal

61' Substitution, Portland Thorns. Kelli Hubly replaces Emily Menges.

61' Substitution, Portland Thorns. Morgan Weaver replaces Simone Charley.

67' On: Celeste Boureille|Off: Christine Sinclair

69' Meghan Klingenberg (Portland Thorns) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

72' Substitution, Gotham FC. Lee So-Dam replaces Nahomi Kawasumi.

75' Raquel Rodríguez (Portland Thorns) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

76' Substitution, Gotham FC. Evelyne Viens replaces Ifeoma Onumonu.

83' Allie Long (Gotham FC) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

90'+1' Substitution, Portland Thorns. Tyler Lussi replaces Sophia Smith.


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Match Thread: Portland Thorns FC vs Racing Louisville FC | United States NWSL

#FT: Portland Thorns FC 3-0 Racing Louisville FC

Portland Thorns FC scorers: Angela Salem (8'), Raquel Rodríguez (48'), Lindsey Horan (77')


Venue: Providence Park

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Portland Thorns FC

Adrianna Franch, Becky Sauerbrunn, Emily Menges, Meghan Klingenberg (Meaghan Nally), Christen Westphal (Natalia Kuikka), Angela Salem, Lindsey Horan, Raquel Rodríguez (Celeste Boureille), Crystal Dunn, Morgan Weaver (Tyler Lussi), Simone Charley (Marissa Everett).

Subs: Kelli Hubly, Yazmeen Ryan, Madison Pogarch, Bella Bixby.

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Racing Louisville FC

Michelle Betos, Kaleigh Riehl, Nealy Martin, Emily Fox, Erin Simon (Sinclaire Miramontez), Savannah McCaskill, Freja Olofsson, Lauren Milliet (Jorian Baucom), Cecelia Kizer (Cheyna Matthews), Yuki Ogimi, Emina Ekic (Katie Mcclure).

Subs: Gemma Bonner, Brooke Hendrix, Katie Lund, Vanessa Kara.


MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN

8' Goal! Portland Thorns 1, Racing Louisville FC 0. Angela Salem (Portland Thorns) right footed shot from outside the box to the centre of the goal. Assisted by Raquel Rodríguez.

48' Goal! Portland Thorns 2, Racing Louisville FC 0. Raquel Rodríguez (Portland Thorns) left footed shot from the centre of the box to the bottom left corner. Assisted by Lindsey Horan.

49' Nealy Martin (Racing Louisville FC) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

50' On: Jorian Baucom|Off: Lauren Milliet

61' Substitution, Racing Louisville FC. Katie McClure replaces Emina Ekic.

62' Substitution, Portland Thorns. Tyler Lussi replaces Morgan Weaver.

62' Substitution, Portland Thorns. Natalia Kuikka replaces Christen Westphal.

72' Lindsey Horan (Portland Thorns) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

77' Goal! Portland Thorns 3, Racing Louisville FC 0. Lindsey Horan (Portland Thorns) right footed shot from long range on the left to the bottom right corner. Assisted by Angela Salem.

80' Substitution, Portland Thorns. Celeste Bour

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Match Thread: Orlando Pride vs Portland Thorns FC | United States NWSL

#FT: Orlando Pride 2-1 Portland Thorns FC

Orlando Pride scorers: Alex Morgan (22'), Sydney Leroux (46')

Portland Thorns FC scorers: Simone Charley (42')


Venue: Exploria Stadium

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Orlando Pride

Ashlyn Harris, Phoebe Mcclernon, Ali Krieger, Courtney Petersen, Ali Riley, Taylor Kornieck, Meggie Dougherty Howard (Marisa Viggiano), Gunnhildur Yrsa Jonsdottir, Alex Morgan, Sydney Leroux (Chelsee Washington), Marta (Ally Haran).

Subs: Erin McLeod, Abigail Kim, Crystal Thomas, Konya Plummer, Toni Pressley, Erika Tymrak.

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Portland Thorns FC

Adrianna Franch, Becky Sauerbrunn, Kelli Hubly (Emily Menges), Madison Pogarch (Meghan Klingenberg), Natalia Kuikka, Angela Salem (Raquel Rodríguez), Lindsey Horan, Crystal Dunn, Christine Sinclair, Simone Charley (Morgan Weaver), Tyler Lussi (Sophia Smith).

Subs: Christen Westphal, Celeste Boureille, Marissa Everett, Bella Bixby.


MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN

22' Alex Morgan Goal

38' Simone Charley Yellow Card

42' Simone Charley Goal

45' Substitution, Portland Thorns. Sophia Smith replaces Tyler Lussi.

45'+3' Angela Salem (Portland Thorns) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

46' Goal! Orlando Pride 2, Portland Thorns 1. Sydney Leroux (Orlando Pride) right footed shot from the centre of the box to the centre of the goal.

61' Substitution, Portland Thorns. Meghan Klingenberg replaces Madison Pogarch.

61' Substitution, Portland Thorns. Emily Menges replaces Kelli Hubly.

64' On: Marisa Viggiano|Off: Meggie Dougherty Howard

70' On: Raquel Rodríguez|Off: Angela Salem

71' On: Morgan Weaver|Off: Simone Charley

85' Substitution, Orlando Pride. Ally Haran replaces Marta.

90'+1' Substitution, Orlando Pride. Chelsee Washington replaces Sydney Leroux.

90'+7' Ashlyn Harris (Orlando Pride) is shown the yellow card.


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Match Thread: Portland Thorns FC vs Kansas City | National Women's Soccer League

#FT: Portland Thorns FC 1-0 Kansas City

Portland Thorns FC scorers: Simone Charley (45'+5')


Venue: Providence Park

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Portland Thorns FC

Adrianna Franch, Becky Sauerbrunn (Kelli Hubly), Emily Menges, Angela Salem, Meghan Klingenberg, Christen Westphal (Madison Pogarch), Crystal Dunn (Morgan Weaver), Lindsey Horan (Celeste Boureille), Raquel Rodríguez, Christine Sinclair, Simone Charley (Sophia Smith).

Subs: Marissa Everett, Meaghan Nally, Yazmeen Ryan, Bella Bixby.

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Kansas City

Abby Smith, Taylor Leach, Elizabeth Ball, Kristen Edmonds (Michelle Maemone), Katie Bowen (Mallory Weber), Lo'eau LaBonta (Victoria Pickett), Desiree Scott (Chloe Logarzo), Gaby Vincent, Amy Rodriguez, Mariana Larroquette (Jessica Silva), Darian Jenkins.

Subs: Nicole Barnhart, Michele Vasconcelos, Addie Mccain, Kate Del Fava.


MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN

12' Elizabeth Ball (Kansas City) is shown the yellow card for hand ball.

37' Kristen Edmonds (Kansas City) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

45' Substitution, Portland Thorns. Celeste Boureille replaces Lindsey Horan.

45' Substitution, Portland Thorns. Sophia Smith replaces Simone Charley.

45' Substitution, Kansas City. Victoria Pickett replaces Lo'eau LaBonta.

45' Substitution, Kansas City. Jéssica Silva replaces Mariana Larroquette.

45'+5' Goal! Portland Thorns 1, Kansas City 0. Simone Charley (Portland Thorns) right footed shot from the centre of the box to the centre of the goal. Assisted by Crystal Dunn with a through ball following a fast break.

60' Substitution, Portland Thorns. Kelli Hubly replaces Becky Sauerbrunn.

64' Substitution, Kansas City. Chloe Logarzo replaces Desiree Scott.

68' Substitution, Portland Thorns. Morgan Weaver replaces Crystal Dunn.

84' Victoria Pickett Yellow Card

85' Substitution, Kansas City. Michelle Maemone replaces Kristen Edmonds.

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Match Thread: Houston Dash vs Portland Thorns FC | United States NWSL Challenge Cup

#FT: Houston Dash 1-1 Portland Thorns FC

Houston Dash scorers: Shea Groom (45'+2')

Portland Thorns FC scorers: Christine Sinclair (77')


Venue: BBVA Stadium

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Jane Campbell, Katie Naughton, Megan Oyster, Allysha Chapman, Haley Hanson, Sophie Schmidt, Kristie Mewis (Gabby Seiler), Shea Groom, Rachel Daly, Veronica Latsko (Brianna Visalli), Nichelle Prince.

Subs: Lindsey Harris, Jamia Fields, Emily Ogle, Christine Nairn, Ally Prisock, Maegan Kelly, Katie Stengel.

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Portland Thorns FC

Adrianna Franch, Becky Sauerbrunn, Kelli Hubly, Meghan Klingenberg (Madison Pogarch), Natalia Kuikka (Christen Westphal), Tyler Lussi (Simone Charley), Angela Salem (Raquel Rodríguez), Christine Sinclair, Lindsey Horan, Crystal Dunn, Sophia Smith (Morgan Weaver).

Subs: Celeste Boureille, Marissa Everett, Meaghan Nally, Bella Bixby.


MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN

45' Substitution, Portland Thorns. Simone Charley replaces Tyler Lussi.

45' Substitution, Portland Thorns. Christen Westphal replaces Natalia Kuikka.

45'+2' Goal! Houston Dash 1, Portland Thorns 0. Shea Groom (Houston Dash) left footed shot from the centre of the box to the top right corner.

57' Shea Groom (Houston Dash) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

61' Substitution, Portland Thorns. Morgan Weaver replaces Sophia Smith.

61' Substitution, Portland Thorns. Raquel Rodríguez replaces Angela Salem.

61' Substitution, Houston Dash. Gabby Seiler replaces Kristie Mewis because of an injury.

72' Substitution, Houston Dash. Brianna Visalli replaces Veronica Latsko.

77' Goal! Houston Dash 1, Portland Thorns 1. Christine Sinclair (Portland Thorns) left footed shot from the centre of the box to the bottom right corner.

79' Substitution, Portland Thorns. Madison Pogarch replaces Meghan Klingenberg.

90'+3' Allysha Chapman (Houston Dash) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.


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Match Thread: Portland Thorns FC vs Kansas City | United States NWSL Challenge Cup

#FT: Portland Thorns FC 2-1 Kansas City

Portland Thorns FC scorers: Raquel Rodríguez (8'), Tyler Lussi (58')

Kansas City scorers: Amy Rodriguez (60')


Venue: Providence Park

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Portland Thorns FC

Adrianna Franch, Kelli Hubly, Natalia Kuikka, Madison Pogarch, Christen Westphal, Tyler Lussi, Raquel Rodríguez, Marissa Everett (Morgan Weaver), Meghan Klingenberg (Angela Salem), Celeste Boureille, Simone Charley.

Subs: Nadine Angerer, Meaghan Nally, Emily Menges, Shelby Hogan, Bella Bixby, Maureen Fitzgerald, Brittany Persaud.

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Kansas City

Abby Smith, Rachel Corsie, Kate Del Fava, Kristen Edmonds, Michelle Maemone (Taylor Leach), Gaby Vincent, Maddie Nolf (Sydney Miramontez), Victoria Pickett, Amy Rodriguez, Michele Vasconcelos, Brittany Ratcliffe (Raisa Strom-Okimoto).

Subs: Nicole Barnhart, Katie Bowen, Lo'eau LaBonta, Addie Mccain, Ashley Nick.


MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN

8' Goal! Portland Thorns 1, Kansas City 0. Raquel Rodríguez (Portland Thorns) header from the centre of the box to the top left corner. Assisted by Meghan Klingenberg with a cross following a set piece situation.

48' Victoria Pickett (Kansas City) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

49' Simone Charley Yellow Card

58' Tyler Lussi Goal

60' Goal! Portland Thorns 2, Kansas City 1. Amy Rodriguez (Kansas City) right footed shot from the centre of the box to the top left corner. Assisted by Victoria Pickett.

63' Substitution, Kansas City. Raisa Strom-Okimoto replaces Brittany Ratcliffe.

67' On: Morgan Weaver|Off: Marissa Everett

70' Amy Rodriguez (Kansas City) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

73' Substitution, Portland Thorns. Angela Salem replaces Meghan Klingenberg.

85' Substitution, Kansas City. Sydney Miramontez replaces Madeline Nolf.

90' Second yellow card to Simone Charley (Portland Thorns) for a bad foul.

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Match Thread: Portland Thorns FC vs OL Reign | United States NWSL Challenge Cup

#FT: Portland Thorns FC 2-0 OL Reign

Portland Thorns FC scorers: Lindsey Horan (17'), Simone Charley (46')


Venue: Providence Park

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Portland Thorns FC

Adrianna Franch, Becky Sauerbrunn, Kelli Hubly, Meghan Klingenberg (Madison Pogarch), Natalia Kuikka, Simone Charley (Tyler Lussi), Angela Salem (Raquel Rodríguez), Christine Sinclair (Celeste Boureille), Lindsey Horan, Crystal Dunn, Sophia Smith (Morgan Weaver).

Subs: Christen Westphal, Marissa Everett, Meaghan Nally, Bella Bixby.

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OL Reign

Karen Bardsley, Madison Hammond, Amber Brooks, Kristen McNabb (Stephanie Cox), Celia Jiménez, Sofia Huerta, Quinn, Shirley Cruz (Dani Weatherholt), Bethany Balcer (Leah Pruitt), Tziarra King (Jessica Fishlock), Angelina (Megan Rapinoe).

Subs: Rosie White, Lauren Barnes, Yuka Momiki, Ella Dederick.


MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN

17' Goal! Portland Thorns 1, OL Reign 0. Lindsey Horan (Portland Thorns) from a free kick with a right footed shot to the top left corner.

46' Goal! Portland Thorns 2, OL Reign 0. Simone Charley (Portland Thorns) right footed shot from the centre of the box to the centre of the goal.

51' Substitution, OL Reign. Jess Fishlock replaces Tziarra King.

55' Substitution, Portland Thorns. Raquel Rodríguez replaces Angela Salem.

57' Substitution, OL Reign. Megan Rapinoe replaces Angelina.

57' Substitution, OL Reign. Leah Pruitt replaces Bethany Balcer.

57' Substitution, OL Reign. Dani Weatherholt replaces Shirley Cruz.

65' Amber Brooks (OL Reign) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

69' Substitution, Portland Thorns. Tyler Lussi replaces Simone Charley.

69' On: Celeste Boureille|Off: Christine Sinclair

72' Lindsey Horan (Portland Thorns) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

77' Substitution, OL Reign. Stephanie Cox replaces Kristen McNabb.

78' Substitution, Portland Thorns. Ma

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Match Thread: Chicago Red Stars vs Portland Thorns FC | United States NWSL Challenge Cup

#FT: Chicago Red Stars 0-1 Portland Thorns FC

Portland Thorns FC scorers: Morgan Weaver (66')


Venue: SeatGeek Stadium

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LINE-UPS

Chicago Red Stars

Cassie Miller, Sarah Gorden, Casey Krueger, Arin Wright, Tatumn Milazzo (Katie Johnson), Danielle Colaprico (Nikki Stanton), Sarah Woldmoe (Rachel Hill), Morgan Gautrat, Vanessa Di Bernardo (Ella Stevens), Kealia Watt, Makenzy Doniak (Sarah Luebbert).

Subs: Melissa Lowder, Mallory Pugh, Zoey Goralski, Zoe Morse.

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Portland Thorns FC

Adrianna Franch, Kelli Hubly, Natalia Kuikka, Madison Pogarch, Christen Westphal (Emily Menges), Raquel Rodríguez (Angela Salem), Meghan Klingenberg, Celeste Boureille, Marissa Everett (Meaghan Nally), Morgan Weaver, Tyler Lussi.

Subs: Nadine Angerer, Shelby Hogan, Bella Bixby, Maureen Fitzgerald.


MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN

45' Christen Westphal (Portland Thorns) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

45' Substitution, Portland Thorns. Angela Salem replaces Raquel Rodríguez.

57' Substitution, Chicago Red Stars. Sarah Luebbert replaces Makenzy Doniak.

66' Goal! Chicago Red Stars 0, Portland Thorns 1. Morgan Weaver (Portland Thorns) left footed shot from the centre of the box to the bottom right corner. Assisted by Celeste Boureille.

71' Substitution, Chicago Red Stars. Katlyn Johnson replaces Tatumn Milazzo.

71' Substitution, Portland Thorns. Emily Menges replaces Christen Westphal.

71' Substitution, Chicago Red Stars. Rachel Hill replaces Sarah Woldmoe.

80' Substitution, Chicago Red Stars. Nikki Stanton replaces Danielle Colaprico.

80' On: Ella Stevens|Off: Vanessa Di Bernardo

83' On: Meaghan Nally|Off: Marissa Everett

85' Ella Stevens (Chicago Red Stars) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.


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Match Thread: North Carolina Courage vs Portland Thorns [CBS | 12:30ET/9:30PT]

###FT | North Carolina 2-1 Portland


Scoring Summary

NCC: Debinha 75' Lynn Williams 90+4

POR: Simone Charley 80'


2020 NWSL Challenge Cup

Venue: Zions Bank Stadium - Herriman, Utah

TV: CBS (applies to Canada as well)

INT'L: https://www.twitch.tv/nwslofficial2

Kickoff: 12:43pm ET/9:43am PT

Weather: Sunny, 83°F, Wind: 13 mph

Match will be played behind closed doors


LINE-UPS

North Carolina Courage 4-2-2-2

1-Staphanie Labbe; 15-Jaelene Daniels, 6-Abby Erceg, 13-Abby Dahlkemper, 27-Addisyn Merrick; 5-Sam Mewis, 8-Denise O'Sullivan; 19-Crystal Dunn, 10-Debinha; 23-Kristen Hamilton, 9-Lynn Williams

Subs: Samantha Murphy, Katelyn Rowland, Lindsay Agnew, Hailey Harbison, Kaleigh Kurtz, Hailie Mace, Merritt Mathias, Sinclaire Miramontez, Ryan Williams, Cari Roccaro, Meredith Speck, McKenzie Meehan, Ally Watt

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Portland Thorns 4-3-3

31-Bella Bixby; 20-Kelli Hubly, 5-Emily Menges, 4-Becky Sauerbrunn, 25-Meghan Klingenberg; 36-Angela Salem, 10-Lindsey Horan, 11-Rocky Rodriguez; 12-Christina Sinclair, 34-Tyler Lussi, 40-Marissa Everett

Subs: Britt Eckerstrom, Celeste Boureille, Simone Charley, Meaghan Nally, Emily Ogle, Madison Pogarch, Gabby Seiler, Autumn Smithers, Christen Westphal, Morgan Weaver


Match Events

1' | After a two month delay, the 2020 NWSL season is underway. Portland in white and North Carolina in navy blue.

4' | A reaction save by Bixby as Lynn Williams' shot is deflected towards the near post.

9' | Lindsay Horan with a chance off a set piece sent into the box, Stephanie Labbé tips it over the bar, but the attempt is ruled offside.

25' | Lynn Williams with a counter on Rocky Rodriguez, starts a transition into goal, has options, but takes the shot. The attempt is up and over the bar.

29' | Mandatory Hydration Break

31' | Match resumes.

38' | Lynn Williams with another chance. Takes the ball 1 v 1 and creates her shot, but Bella Bixby makes the save.

45' | Two minutes of stoppage time.

45+3' | End of the first half. North Carolina 0, Portland Thorns 0.

46' | Substitution, Portland. Celeste Boureille replaces Angela Salem.

54' | Substitution, Portland. Morgan Weaver from Washington State makes her NWSL debut as she replaces Tyler Lussi. Simone Charley replaces Marissa Ever

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