If I ever had identical twin daughters, I'd name the first one Kate....
....and the second one Duplikate.
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︎ Dec 01 2020
What was Bruce Lee's real first name?
Nobody knows - he was always a Mister-Lee.
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︎ Nov 13 2020
Vin Diesel should commission a heraldic crest under his first name, a pair of snakes intertwined with fangs bared...
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︎ Oct 12 2020
Whatβs the difference between Chris Christieβs first and last name?
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︎ Nov 04 2020
Iβd first like to make sure this thing is working. If your name is Michael, please stand up.
That concludes the mike check
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︎ Nov 05 2020
JK Rowling should start the first smart door company and name it SmartleDoor
You would open the door with a wand attached to your keychain instead of a key
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︎ Sep 20 2020
Two cats had a race across a river. Their names were "One Two Three" and "Un Deux Trois". Which one came first?
"One Two Three" did cos "Un Deux Trois" cat sank.
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︎ Oct 12 2020
I once saw two men quarreling because both claimed that his family name is Fuck and the other is lying. After seeing their IDs, I found out that only one man was telling the truth, the one with the first name What.
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︎ Aug 02 2020
What was the vacuumβs first name?
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︎ Aug 24 2020
I'm going to name my first son Kelvin
Just so everybody knows he's an absolute unit.
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︎ Apr 09 2020
Did I do this right? I tried to do a name pun for the first time
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︎ May 17 2020
Whatβs the perfect name to give to your first sim?
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︎ May 14 2020
What did Mommy Spore & Daddy Spore name their first Baby Boy??
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︎ Jun 03 2020
Your first name can highly influence your chances for pregnancy.
Like a Sophia has higher chance of getting pregnant in comparison of an Andrew.
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︎ Apr 25 2020
First part- https://www.reddit.com/r/puns/comments/ehsmyy/so_this_happened_in_a_gc/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
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︎ Dec 30 2019
Working on a crossword puzzle. Can anyone tell me the first initial and last name of the lead actor from Cast Away?
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︎ Mar 01 2020
First recorded coronavirus patient name was leaked to press.
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︎ Mar 19 2020
China has released the name of the first person who had the coronavirus
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︎ Mar 17 2020
A king sat on his throne in his beautiful kingdom. Before him were three glasses set on a table. The first two are filled with water, but the third one is empty. What is the name of the king?
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︎ Jan 10 2020
I know a fireman with twin boys. The first one out was very lucky because his name is βJose.β
His brother, βHose B,β not so much.
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︎ Jan 26 2020
The inventor of Velcro was skeptical about the name at first
But after a while it stuck with him
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︎ Oct 26 2019
What is the first name of italian physicist Volta?
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︎ Oct 08 2019
Kemal is my first and last name.
Cuz I don't plan on changing it.
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︎ Jun 29 2019
A King has 3 cups. The first 2 are full and the 3rd is empty. What is the King's name?
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︎ Apr 15 2017
I was asked to give the first initial and last name of my favorite philosopher
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︎ Feb 06 2017
Last name Norris, first name Chuck
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︎ Nov 18 2018
Indiana Jones' real first name is Jones
He just misunderstood what they meant when they said, "State, your name"
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︎ Apr 01 2019
I changed my last name to my phone number and my first name to my area code.
Now everyone knows what to call me by.
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︎ Feb 09 2019
My neighbors had their first child and wanted to name her Noel.
So they named her βJKMNOPβ, because there is no L.
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︎ Nov 03 2018
When Mrs. Exclamation told her husband This that she was pregnant with her second set of twins, he was very excited. As had happened with her first twins, the babies looked nothing like their father. He didn't realize it though, and once again she put his name on the birth certificates.
Now This raises more questions.
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︎ Nov 02 2018
If I were to change my last name, I'd change it to Watts. That way, if I ever have a boy of my own, when he asks where he's going on his first day of kindergarten, I get to say...
"Elementary, my dear watts son."
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︎ Apr 18 2018
If my first kid is a boy I'm going to name him BjΓΆrn
So that when he asks why I named him that, I can tell him "Because you are my first BjΓΆrn"
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︎ Apr 12 2017
What do Spanish parents name their first born kid.
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︎ Jun 18 2018
I'm kind of a big deal, I'm on a first name basis with both Adele and Cher.
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︎ Apr 19 2018
Bill Clinton's wife used to be confused with another woman with the same first name.
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︎ Nov 28 2016
I am going to name my first born Mark
So after I die, I'll have left my Mark on this world.
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︎ Jan 30 2017
Found out Father Time's first name...
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︎ Aug 24 2017
Today I asked my professor what his first name was.
"Stephen," he replied.
"With a 'ph'?"
"No," he retorted, "with a Ph.D!"
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︎ Dec 03 2016
"I think Keigh is a cool first name"
During The Grammy Awards
Dad- "I think Keigh is a cool first name."
Me- "You think Key is a cool first name?"
Dad- "No, Keigh. Like Keigh Thurban."
Me- "Get out"
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︎ Jan 27 2014
What is the name of the first electricity detective?
Sherlock Ohms!
What was the name of his partner?
WATTson.
Conversation my brother had with his friend: http://imgur.com/cmiNvMx
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︎ Apr 19 2014
If I ever had identical twin daughters, I'd name the first one Kate....
........and the second one DupliKate.
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︎ Nov 01 2020
If I had twins I'd name the first one Bill
The second one is Doubill
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︎ Dec 02 2020
My last name is the same as my first name, never changed it.
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︎ Dec 09 2018
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