A list of puns related to "Pen Name"
My pen name is Jim Shortz.
Because he wanted to use a pen name.
... The sign on their pen said their names were Michael and Wayne.
My friends said, "Those names are kind of dumb, I think they could have done better."
A man standing with his two young daughters turned to my friend and said, "Really? They're the Greatest Of All Time."
This "Australian entrepreneur" followed my startup company on Twitter the other day. His name on Twitter is Mike Quill. My coworkers were very excited. I told them, "Don't get too excited. Do we know if this is a real person? Mike Quill may just be a pen name."
co-worker: What's the name of the customer again?
me: Ah, geez. Hold on, I'm drawing a blank...
co-worker: Well put the pen down then!
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