What are you gonna name it? The Pen youtube.com/watch?v=ovkeL…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Go_on_Bruce
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2015
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The local newspaper just hired me as the sports editor.

My pen name is Jim Shortz.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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Why did the author call himself Mont Blanc

Because he wanted to use a pen name.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
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I got drunk and went to a petting zoo with my buddy and came across some goats...

... The sign on their pen said their names were Michael and Wayne.

My friends said, "Those names are kind of dumb, I think they could have done better."

A man standing with his two young daughters turned to my friend and said, "Really? They're the Greatest Of All Time."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ngtstkr
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2018
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Dropped this at work the other day

This "Australian entrepreneur" followed my startup company on Twitter the other day. His name on Twitter is Mike Quill. My coworkers were very excited. I told them, "Don't get too excited. Do we know if this is a real person? Mike Quill may just be a pen name."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/delusional_golfer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2014
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My co-worker will make a great dad someday

co-worker: What's the name of the customer again?

me: Ah, geez. Hold on, I'm drawing a blank...

co-worker: Well put the pen down then!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/teddybear90020
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2013
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