Middle Name Puns

A list of puns related to "Middle Name"

Stephen Kings' son Joe doesn't have a middle name.

He's just Joe King.

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👤︎ u/tinfoilknight
📅︎ Apr 21 2021
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My youngest daughter was diagnosed with scoliosis when she was 5. That’s the same time we began calling her by her middle name, Sarah.

Her first name is Eileen.

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👤︎ u/OverlyGeneric75
📅︎ Apr 07 2021
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My middle name is Stevenson because my dads name is Steven and I’m his son.

So I guess you could say dad jokes are my middle name.

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👤︎ u/scottyboiii97
📅︎ Feb 26 2021
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Whats Brad Pitts’ middle name?

Arm

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👤︎ u/aussiefrzz16
📅︎ Apr 15 2020
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What's the name of that plastic table in the middle of the pizza called?

Noid Avoider.

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👤︎ u/shdchko
📅︎ Dec 09 2019
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Why did the ant name its middle segment "Stormbreaker"? reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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👤︎ u/Danielaurence
📅︎ May 11 2019
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The sole purpose of a child’s middle name.

is so they can tell when it's really in trouble.

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👤︎ u/Namirred
📅︎ Sep 14 2019
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Is it okay to say President Obama's middle name?

Depends on Hussein it.

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👤︎ u/TheRtHonLaqueesha
📅︎ Nov 15 2016
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What's in the middle of the Olympic sprinter's hyphenated last name?

a 100 meter dash.

Edit: Previously I had "60 meter dash". Turns out that was indoor sprinting and not Olympics. Fixed.

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👤︎ u/nomotho
📅︎ May 10 2016
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What would you name a book that's about a horse's dreams in the middle ages?

The Nightmares of a Knight's Mare.

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👤︎ u/Vernal59
📅︎ Feb 20 2019
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Why did the ant name its middle segment "Stormbreaker"? reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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👤︎ u/Danielaurence
📅︎ May 11 2019
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I just found out my middle name was oblivious

I wasn't aware it was my middle name.

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👤︎ u/Steamroller04
📅︎ Jan 13 2019
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What's the name of that girl in the middle of the tennis court?

Annette

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👤︎ u/iZacAsimov
📅︎ Jun 23 2017
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My middle and last name is Chase Colby

I’m going to name my son Jack, that way he will have to fill out forms for the rest of his life saying that his name is Colby, Jack Chase.

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👤︎ u/The_RedJacket
📅︎ Mar 31 2018
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Really sad to hear Stephen king died. But even sadder to hear his middle name was “Haw”
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👤︎ u/AbjectEra
📅︎ Mar 19 2018
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What was Atilla the Hun’s middle name?

The

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👤︎ u/Eroe777
📅︎ May 01 2018
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What is Smoky The Bear’s middle name?

The

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👤︎ u/fredtheuser
📅︎ Feb 10 2018
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What is Smokey the Bear's middle name?

The

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👤︎ u/redhazervn
📅︎ Jun 13 2015
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