I asked my friend nic if he had 5 cents,

But he was nicholas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phileycheeze
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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Sometimes I tuck my knees up into my chest and lean forward.

That's just how I roll.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yankee9Niner
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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Nickleless cage
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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It’sa fine Mario
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RogueOps
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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What did the smoker say when he ran out of smokes and found a cigarette pack?

Just in the nic'o tine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Unknow0059
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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Be careful to not sit on rusty nails...

...you might get arse-nic poisoning.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Drondol
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2018
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