Login Puns

A list of puns related to "Login"

I tried to make my login password "Beefstew"

But it wasn't stroganoff

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👤︎ u/JazzPhobic
📅︎ May 07 2021
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I changed my password to “Careful Baggage Handler” for my login account.

It said it is supposed to be case sensitive.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Mar 19 2020
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I was going to throw a login the fire...

But I forgot the password

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👤︎ u/Chemistry-Chick
📅︎ Feb 24 2019
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Two big girls walk into a bar

Two big girls walk into a bar

They order drinks, in a thick accent.

"You two ladies from Ireland?" asks the bartender.

Offended, one of them replies *"Wales!"*

"Oh I'm so sorry," says the bartender, "Are you two whales from Ireland?"

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👤︎ u/KillerTomatoes6
📅︎ May 04 2021
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Girlfriend just got me with a Warcraft one

We were waiting on a friend to login to run a dungeon and i am just out picking herbs. I am being silly and just herbing and running away from the NPC’s

She says i should keep it up and eventually i will be a Herbing Legend!

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👤︎ u/mementh
📅︎ Sep 27 2018
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I hate it when a web service says "(insert name here) will never ask you for your password"

How am I supposed to login then?!

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👤︎ u/chriskj2006
📅︎ Nov 05 2018
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What do you call a singer who always forgets his WiFi password?

Can He Logins?

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👤︎ u/brynsp
📅︎ Mar 06 2015
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