Why haven’t aliens visited our Solar System yet?

They looked at the reviews... only 1 star

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Belpix0
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My doctor says I should start eating hot peppers to boost my immune system.

He said they're full of Vitamin Spi-C!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/-Masderus-
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My pizza came back to haunt me from beyond the digestive system.

It was in a really crappy mood.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Alex_of_Bree
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I've been using my new U2 navigation system this week and it's the worst...

The streets have no name and I still haven't found what I'm looking for!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VAOkie
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How does the solar system keep it's pants from falling down?

It uses an asteroid belt

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/scifi_jon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 18 2021
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Which digital payment system does the pope use?

Paypal

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hardlysure
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 26 2021
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What is The metric system’s favorite bug?

A centipede. I’m a dad, can confirm

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/fifthpick2004
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 28 2021
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Don't trust your digestive system...

It's full of $hit.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 17 2021
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If I had to rate our solar system...

I'd give it one star.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/gabereyn
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 16 2020
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Why do women with nieces and nephews have great immune systems?

Because of their Auntie-bodies

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Reiri_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 21 2020
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Two French IT guys have come up with a new system to share files electronically.

It’s a Pierre to Pierre network.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 28 2020
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We should have a global storage system for crops...

Some people just want to watch the World Barn.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Gamiker
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 03 2020
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What's a celibate person's favourite operating system?

Unix.

(Eunuchs.)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 09 2020
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System of Operating
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MNguyen720
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I accidentally turned a wrong valve in the factory which disabled the central cooling system and increased the temperature abruptly. I wasn't able to do anything, so I fled the scene immediately.

The police are now charging me for a 'Heat and Run' incident.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 01 2020
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What would happen if you give McDonalds an operating system
  • They'd sell Mac
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ChickenFuzzNuts
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 26 2020
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What happens if you give a site foreman an operating system

He'll install windows

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ChickenFuzzNuts
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 26 2020
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What banking system do birds use?

Feather All Reserve

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/heleninthealps
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 09 2020
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Errors are red, screen is blue, i think i deleted, system 32.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Hallower87
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 05 2020
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My anatomy class is currently covering the skeletal system and my professor is being unreasonable with the amount of material we need to know so I made an office hour appointment to speak with him.

You can bet your ass I have a bone to pick with him.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 27 2020
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How does the solar system throw a party?

They planet.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/scorchdearth
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 03 2020
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I hated my System Analysis and Design clasess,

They are SAD

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GunnerVee
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 27 2020
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My anatomy class is covering the nervous system and I don't get any of this stuff.

It's so nerve-wracking.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 27 2020
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My neighbour was a selling a speaker system for just $1. When I asked him why it was so cheap he told me that you cant adjust the sound, the volume is stuck at the loudest setting.

I said "Wow, I cant turn that down"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KingSulley
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 02 2020
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Americans don't like the metric system because most of them have a foot fetish.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/gr8prajwalb
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 20 2020
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My wife told me we didn’t need the surround system for our living room I bought...

I told her it was a Sound Investment.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PrivateRyGy
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 09 2020
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Why does the metric system make so many friends with women?

It always wants to meter.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 05 2020
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The Roman army never fell. They instead moved to the nearest star system.

They became the Alpha Centurions.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sir_Pluses
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The American healthcare system is UnBEARable
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/arc-thicc_phoenix
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 20 2020
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Sorry if this breaks the rules but, please cheer up my dad! He's a punctuation expert who is recovering from surgery. He just had half of his lower digestive system removed. It would really cheer him up if you could comment with his favorite punctuation mark:

;

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/edhere
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I don't understand all this hate towards non traditional number systems

I for 1, love Roman numerals.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PhoenixFlamebird
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I want to build a model of the solar system.

Just have to planet.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/electric_leper
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 04 2020
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What video game system does Homer Simpson play?

Ninten-doh!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 06 2020
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Why haven't aliens visited our solar system yet?

They looked at the reviews, but we only had one star

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Termin201
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 19 2021
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Why haven’t aliens visited our solar system yet?

They looked at the reviews first...... only 1 star

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/callmekrusty
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 20 2020
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Why haven’t aliens visited our solar system?

They looked at our reviews: only 1 star.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/singh_j
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 21 2020
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Why don't aliens visit our solar system?

They looked at the reviews, only one star

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/moon1499
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 20 2020
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If I had to rate our solar system

I'd give it 1 star

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Pjacob77
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 18 2019
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If I had to rate our solar system.

I'd give it one star.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wileydan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 30 2019
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If I had to rate the Solar System

I would give it one star

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/amruxiii
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 14 2020
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Why haven't aliens visited our solar system yet?

They checked the reviews................ only one star.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Noir_Reaper
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If I had to rate our solar system,

I'd give it one star.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/420_esketit
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 20 2019
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Why do the Americans don't like the metric system?

Because most of them have a foot fetish.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/gr8prajwalb
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 20 2020
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Why haven't aliens visited our solar system yet ?

The looked at the reviews.....only 1 star

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HellsJuggernaut
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