Why haven’t aliens visited our Solar System yet?
They looked at the reviews... only 1 star
My doctor says I should start eating hot peppers to boost my immune system.
He said they're full of Vitamin Spi-C!
My pizza came back to haunt me from beyond the digestive system.
It was in a really crappy mood.
I've been using my new U2 navigation system this week and it's the worst...
The streets have no name and I still haven't found what I'm looking for!
How does the solar system keep it's pants from falling down?
Which digital payment system does the pope use?
What is The metric system’s favorite bug?
A centipede. I’m a dad, can confirm
Don't trust your digestive system...
If I had to rate our solar system...
Why do women with nieces and nephews have great immune systems?
Because of their Auntie-bodies
Two French IT guys have come up with a new system to share files electronically.
It’s a Pierre to Pierre network.
We should have a global storage system for crops...
Some people just want to watch the World Barn.
What's a celibate person's favourite operating system?
I accidentally turned a wrong valve in the factory which disabled the central cooling system and increased the temperature abruptly. I wasn't able to do anything, so I fled the scene immediately.
The police are now charging me for a 'Heat and Run' incident.
What would happen if you give McDonalds an operating system
What happens if you give a site foreman an operating system
What banking system do birds use?
Errors are red, screen is blue, i think i deleted, system 32.
My anatomy class is currently covering the skeletal system and my professor is being unreasonable with the amount of material we need to know so I made an office hour appointment to speak with him.
You can bet your ass I have a bone to pick with him.
How does the solar system throw a party?
I hated my System Analysis and Design clasess,
My anatomy class is covering the nervous system and I don't get any of this stuff.
My neighbour was a selling a speaker system for just $1. When I asked him why it was so cheap he told me that you cant adjust the sound, the volume is stuck at the loudest setting.
I said "Wow, I cant turn that down"
Americans don't like the metric system because most of them have a foot fetish.
My wife told me we didn’t need the surround system for our living room I bought...
I told her it was a Sound Investment.
Why does the metric system make so many friends with women?
It always wants to meter.
The Roman army never fell. They instead moved to the nearest star system.
They became the Alpha Centurions.
The American healthcare system is UnBEARable
Sorry if this breaks the rules but, please cheer up my dad! He's a punctuation expert who is recovering from surgery. He just had half of his lower digestive system removed. It would really cheer him up if you could comment with his favorite punctuation mark:
I don't understand all this hate towards non traditional number systems
I for 1, love Roman numerals.
I want to build a model of the solar system.
What video game system does Homer Simpson play?
Why haven't aliens visited our solar system yet?
They looked at the reviews, but we only had one star
Why haven’t aliens visited our solar system yet?
They looked at the reviews first...... only 1 star
Why haven’t aliens visited our solar system?
They looked at our reviews: only 1 star.
Why don't aliens visit our solar system?
They looked at the reviews, only one star
If I had to rate our solar system
If I had to rate our solar system.
If I had to rate the Solar System
Why haven't aliens visited our solar system yet?
They checked the reviews................ only one star.
If I had to rate our solar system,
Why do the Americans don't like the metric system?
Because most of them have a foot fetish.
Why haven't aliens visited our solar system yet ?
The looked at the reviews.....only 1 star
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