Someone asked me to name 2 structures that hold water.

I was like well damn.

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👤︎ u/Branith
📅︎ Aug 25 2020
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What do you call a writer who doesn't follow the rules of sentence structure?

A rebel without a clause

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👤︎ u/xtilexx
📅︎ Aug 13 2020
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I just saw a ship builder hit a guy with a structure that runs along the center of a ship's bottom...

He keeled the other fellow just like that!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Jun 21 2020
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My friend asked me if I could name two different structures that hold water.

I said, "Well, dam..."

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👤︎ u/fatandsalt
📅︎ Sep 12 2018
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Parking structures cause me a great deal of anxiety.

On many different levels

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👤︎ u/wmyspr
📅︎ Dec 19 2019
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The bartender asks, “Why the non-linear structure?”

Quentin Tarantino walks into a bar

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👤︎ u/Mudge23
📅︎ Nov 27 2019
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Batman structure
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👤︎ u/XioLungBao
📅︎ Jul 07 2018
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Haggling over a pricing structure with Dwayne Johnson

Dwayne Johnson recently came to the arts and crafts store I own looking to buy equipment for the wardrobe department for his latest movie. He asked if we could quickly fill a large order of cloth-cutting shears. I told him yes, but given the rush, we couldn't offer a bulk discount. For the next hour, Mr. Johnson haggled with me, insisting on paying a single, reduced price for the order of shears rather than the standard per-item price.

With my frustration growing, Mr. Johnson wouldn't back down. Finally, he made a desperate attempt to get the deal he wanted: he suggested we play any simple game of my choice; winner sets the price structure for the shears. He then asked me what I wanted to play.

Fed up, I shouted: Rock! Pay per scissors!

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👤︎ u/rburke319
📅︎ Jun 13 2019
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theres 2 ways to get onto the roof of your house a rope or a structure of steep steps.

i think the easier one is the ladder of the 2

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👤︎ u/epicgamer927
📅︎ May 11 2019
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My doughter just learned all about the basics of sentence structure in her English class.

She is a pronoun

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📅︎ Sep 28 2018
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What should we call this large structure?

Bill: A Billding. Buil: I have a better idea.

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👤︎ u/SumoneSumwere
📅︎ Nov 08 2018
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What do you call a structure with babies?

Infantstructure.

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👤︎ u/anthony_ko
📅︎ May 18 2018
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The executive sat on his katana after his proposed new corporate structure was rejected

Apparently, the board didn't approve of the bottom-up harakiri

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📅︎ Dec 07 2018
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I bought some new structures to put inside my aquarium and sent a picture to my parents

my mom texted me back and said, "ruined, your tank is ruined."

I texted her back asking," why? what's wrong with it. I really like it."

Then my mom replies, " there are ancient ruins everywhere. You ruin-ed it...."

I was not ready for that one, it had me rolling :) and yes I did just fill my tank with a bunch of structures that look like ancient ruins

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We recently had a Dome-like structure constructed in front of our house.

My dad - "Listen son, Dome was not built in a day"

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👤︎ u/jingoist101
📅︎ Oct 16 2017
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What do you call a pun lacking grammatical structure?
  • Bad Pun-ctuation...
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👤︎ u/Razor1987
📅︎ Jul 12 2015
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I love building canadian defensive structures

I guess you can say it's my fort eh?

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👤︎ u/Corn46
📅︎ Nov 09 2016
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The pollen basket or corbicula is part of the tibia on the hind legs of certain species of bees. They use the structure in harvesting pollen and returning it to the nest or hive.

The bees think that this ability is just the bee's knees.

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👤︎ u/nate601
📅︎ May 27 2015
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During a conversation about the tallest structures..

Friend: I think the tallest is that building in Dubai.

Me: In Dubai?

Friend: Yeah, but I heard it's still under construction.

Me: Really? Well, do you know when it's "due by"?

Friend: ...

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👤︎ u/Kirigaya_Yuumi
📅︎ Aug 17 2015
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Corporate Structure..

I was talking to my girlfriend about the sorority structure with President and all the various vice presidents.

She mentioned that another sorority uses a corporate structure..

Gf: "Rather than president they have a CEO and instead of a vice president of finance they have a CFO."

Me: "So do they have a Chief Operating Officer?"

Gf: "Yeah, I think so."

Me: "Oh, that's coo."

Snickered a bit and she just gave me that "you're kidding look."

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👤︎ u/radddchaddd
📅︎ Nov 18 2014
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Someone asked me to name 2 structures that hold water.

I was like well damm

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👤︎ u/Stalingrad420
📅︎ Aug 31 2020
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Someone asked me to name 2 structures that hold water.

I was like well damn.

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👤︎ u/Scottspears89
📅︎ Aug 29 2020
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Someone asked me to name two water holding structures

Well dam..

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👤︎ u/kartik-rao
📅︎ Aug 26 2020
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