A list of puns related to "Structure"
I was like well damn.
A rebel without a clause
He keeled the other fellow just like that!
I said, "Well, dam..."
On many different levels
Quentin Tarantino walks into a bar
Dwayne Johnson recently came to the arts and crafts store I own looking to buy equipment for the wardrobe department for his latest movie. He asked if we could quickly fill a large order of cloth-cutting shears. I told him yes, but given the rush, we couldn't offer a bulk discount. For the next hour, Mr. Johnson haggled with me, insisting on paying a single, reduced price for the order of shears rather than the standard per-item price.
With my frustration growing, Mr. Johnson wouldn't back down. Finally, he made a desperate attempt to get the deal he wanted: he suggested we play any simple game of my choice; winner sets the price structure for the shears. He then asked me what I wanted to play.
Fed up, I shouted: Rock! Pay per scissors!
i think the easier one is the ladder of the 2
She is a pronoun
Bill: A Billding. Buil: I have a better idea.
Apparently, the board didn't approve of the bottom-up harakiri
my mom texted me back and said, "ruined, your tank is ruined."
I texted her back asking," why? what's wrong with it. I really like it."
Then my mom replies, " there are ancient ruins everywhere. You ruin-ed it...."
I was not ready for that one, it had me rolling :) and yes I did just fill my tank with a bunch of structures that look like ancient ruins
My dad - "Listen son, Dome was not built in a day"
I guess you can say it's my fort eh?
The bees think that this ability is just the bee's knees.
Friend: I think the tallest is that building in Dubai.
Me: In Dubai?
Friend: Yeah, but I heard it's still under construction.
Me: Really? Well, do you know when it's "due by"?
I was talking to my girlfriend about the sorority structure with President and all the various vice presidents.
She mentioned that another sorority uses a corporate structure..
Gf: "Rather than president they have a CEO and instead of a vice president of finance they have a CFO."
Me: "So do they have a Chief Operating Officer?"
Gf: "Yeah, I think so."
Me: "Oh, that's coo."
Snickered a bit and she just gave me that "you're kidding look."
I was like well damm
I was like well damn.