Itβs a complex complex.
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︎ Apr 16 2021
Did you know that Dogs, regardless of breed, cannot operate complex medical equipment?
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︎ Apr 16 2021
I used to have an inferiority complex....
But, it wasn't a very good one.
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︎ Mar 21 2021
They demolished an abandoned industrial complex near me recently and now I can't smell.
They must have destroyed my old factory senses.
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︎ Jan 28 2021
TIL that AL Gore created a problem-solving program that did complex calculations once every half-second.
It was an AL Gore rhythm.
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︎ Feb 07 2021
My mate has a fear of over-engineered buildings. He has a complex complex complex
He went to the psychiatrist and he discovered it was more than just a fear. He has a complex complex complex complex
The Doctor sent him to a specialised centre.. It was the complex complex complex complex complex.
Unfortunately, it was an over-engineered building.
Yes, it was a complex complex complex complex complex complex.
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︎ May 10 2020
My girlfriend left me because I didn't answer her when she asked me for an eleven letter synonym of "complex".
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︎ Jun 07 2020
Little moonlet has an inferiority complex
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︎ Feb 27 2020
what do you say to someone with Oedipus complex who curses to much?
You kiss your mother with that mouth?
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︎ May 25 2020
I keep being awakened by dreams of Indian dishes that use a complex combination of spices or herbs, usually including ground turmeric, cumin, coriander, ginger, and fresh or dried chilies...
It's a re-curry-ing nightmare.
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︎ May 23 2020
I have a degree in musical theatre. I may not be able to solve a complex math problem but..
I can solve a problem like Maria.
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︎ May 21 2020
Nine ants were kicked out of the apartment complex
Because they were not tenants.
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︎ Nov 05 2019
I recently misplaced some of my game pieces for Yahtzee, and honestly itβs been hell, so I decided to make some posters to put up around the apartment complex:
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︎ Apr 10 2020
If Kenny Loggins was to open a budget hotel complex in the woods...
.. Would they be called Kenny Log Inns?
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︎ Jan 16 2020
Did you hear about the guy with an untreatable case of Napoleon Complex?
He could never bring himself to see a shrink.
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︎ Nov 25 2019
My superiority complex is way better than yours
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︎ Oct 20 2019
Any church is technically a god complex.
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︎ Jun 06 2019
My friend lives in a complex home...
His apartment is pretty nice.
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︎ Nov 21 2019
What kind of person has an apartment complex full of dogs?
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︎ Oct 22 2019
What did the Japanese chef with an Oedipus complex say to his mother?
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︎ Oct 21 2019
After the earthquake, what did the gangster say when the apartment complex fell on him?
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︎ Sep 20 2019
Iβve had a Napoleon Complex ever since I was little
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︎ Apr 30 2019
I live in a complex building...
No point explaining, it's complicated
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︎ May 12 2019
My apartment complex issues frog-shaped parking stickers to its residents
Because all others will be toad
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︎ Mar 15 2019
As a weighmaster, I like to have complex philosophical discussions.
Unfortunately, I'm surrounded by simple tons.
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︎ May 16 2019
If you see a chick changing out the locks or cleaning out the pool at an apartment complex, NEVER give her a joint.
Nobody like high maintenance women.
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︎ Apr 21 2019
Everyone's IQ is a complex number
It has a) a real part and b) an imaginary part: a+bi
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︎ Apr 10 2018
I wanted a job I could do while stoned, so I got one as a handyman at an apartment complex.
Now I'm high maintenance.
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︎ Apr 25 2018
The maintenance staff at my apartment complex left me popcorn to say that they completed my service request while I was out.
imgur.com/GAiToyX
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︎ Sep 21 2017
Relativity is too complex for me
I can't figure out if he's my uncle or cousin, but he definetly makes time go by faster
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︎ Jun 20 2018
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︎ May 22 2015
Did you hear how big the golf complex being built will be?
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︎ May 18 2017
What do you call the beat to which a vice president dances while solving complex mathematical equations?
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︎ Oct 21 2014
Apartment complex was filling up the pool.
Me, "how much water are they gonna put in there!? You can't even read the footage!"
Friend's sister, "you don't read footage, you watch it."
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︎ Aug 30 2016
Developing a Complex
Me-"Is my neck really that big " in reference to a drawing my friend did of me.
Mom- be careful or you are going to develop a complex
Dad- in passing says, "develop a duplex and we can live together."
Mom and I- sigh and eye roll.
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︎ Jan 04 2016
I have a bad inferiority complex,
but it's not a very good one.
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︎ May 13 2020
I have an inferiority complex...
β¦.but it's not a very good one.
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