Did you know that Dogs, regardless of breed, cannot operate complex medical equipment?
I used to have an inferiority complex....
But, it wasn't a very good one.
They demolished an abandoned industrial complex near me recently and now I can't smell.
They must have destroyed my old factory senses.
TIL that AL Gore created a problem-solving program that did complex calculations once every half-second.
It was an AL Gore rhythm.
My mate has a fear of over-engineered buildings. He has a complex complex complex
He went to the psychiatrist and he discovered it was more than just a fear. He has a complex complex complex complex
The Doctor sent him to a specialised centre.. It was the complex complex complex complex complex.
Unfortunately, it was an over-engineered building.
Yes, it was a complex complex complex complex complex complex.
Little moonlet has an inferiority complex
My girlfriend left me because I didn't answer her when she asked me for an eleven letter synonym of "complex".
what do you say to someone with Oedipus complex who curses to much?
You kiss your mother with that mouth?
I keep being awakened by dreams of Indian dishes that use a complex combination of spices or herbs, usually including ground turmeric, cumin, coriander, ginger, and fresh or dried chilies...
It's a re-curry-ing nightmare.
I have a degree in musical theatre. I may not be able to solve a complex math problem but..
I can solve a problem like Maria.
Nine ants were kicked out of the apartment complex
Because they were not tenants.
I recently misplaced some of my game pieces for Yahtzee, and honestly it’s been hell, so I decided to make some posters to put up around the apartment complex:
If Kenny Loggins was to open a budget hotel complex in the woods...
.. Would they be called Kenny Log Inns?
Did you hear about the guy with an untreatable case of Napoleon Complex?
He could never bring himself to see a shrink.
My superiority complex is way better than yours
Any church is technically a god complex.
My friend lives in a complex home...
His apartment is pretty nice.
What kind of person has an apartment complex full of dogs?
What did the Japanese chef with an Oedipus complex say to his mother?
After the earthquake, what did the gangster say when the apartment complex fell on him?
I’ve had a Napoleon Complex ever since I was little
I live in a complex building...
No point explaining, it's complicated
My apartment complex issues frog-shaped parking stickers to its residents
Because all others will be toad
As a weighmaster, I like to have complex philosophical discussions.
Unfortunately, I'm surrounded by simple tons.
Everyone's IQ is a complex number
It has a) a real part and b) an imaginary part: a+bi
The maintenance staff at my apartment complex left me popcorn to say that they completed my service request while I was out.
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I wanted a job I could do while stoned, so I got one as a handyman at an apartment complex.
Now I'm high maintenance.
Relativity is too complex for me
I can't figure out if he's my uncle or cousin, but he definetly makes time go by faster
Did you hear how big the golf complex being built will be?
What do you call the beat to which a vice president dances while solving complex mathematical equations?
Apartment complex was filling up the pool.
Me, "how much water are they gonna put in there!? You can't even read the footage!"
Friend's sister, "you don't read footage, you watch it."
Developing a Complex
Me-"Is my neck really that big " in reference to a drawing my friend did of me.
Mom- be careful or you are going to develop a complex
Dad- in passing says, "develop a duplex and we can live together."
Mom and I- sigh and eye roll.
I have a bad inferiority complex,
but it's not a very good one.
I have an inferiority complex...
….but it's not a very good one.
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