What do you call a teenager who regularly thickens sauces?
The plot thickens. And not a small bit
As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden
Aussie chef makes sauce thickener out of marsupial fat.
Yesterday I combined weed with yeast.
I've been to visit my grandmother's grave three times this week and each time someone has mysteriously covered it in gravy granules.
Been noticing weird things with my neighbor lately. No idea why he shovels soil from his side, into mine.
I recently poured concrete for the foundation of a house.
Just got to a really interesting part in a book about an abandoned garden.
What does a white man say when he gets more land?
For years I've suspected my wife of adding soil to my garden. When I asked her about it, she just shrugged.
Dad fertilized the garden with corn starch.
I accidentally dropped a whole pack of starch into the pot while cooking.
It was a thickening experience.
What do you call it when a peice of land gets thicker?
The farmer grows his crops.
My farm used to only be 3x3 acres but I recently bought more land
I installed a secuity camera to keep an eye out and as I suspected, someone had been adding soil to my garden.
All she wanted was Root Beer
While standing at the register of a New Orleans Hamburger & Seafood Co, the lady taking our order asked what we would like to drink. My girlfriend responds "I want some barq's!" To which I promptly replied, "woof, woof, WOOF!" 0 laughs or smiles and I could feel the air around me thicken with dad joke cringe. Fuck it, I loved it.
I was writing a story when I noticed that someone had added soil to my garden
“And so the plot thickens...”
I was reading a book the other day and a man started adding dirt to a farmers land.
That’s the point in the book where the plot thickened.
Day 3: The terrible wound on my leg from the lion attack has all but stopped bleeding.
Did you hear the story about the farmers field?
Let's just say the plot thickens
What did Mike Tyson say about why he hates corn starch?
Today I found out that someone has been adding fertilizer to my front lawn.
I got the DNA test results back for my two adopted dogs...
I told my dad that one of the dogs is a purebred plott hound.
Dad says, "So if she gains weight, then the plott thickens."
Saw my wife adjusting the top soil while gardening.
Me: This looks like a great detective novel.
Her: What?
You: You know. The plot thickens.
My co-worker, a mother of two, got our office manager.
Our manager inherited some land from a lady he used to take care of. He told us a new buyer offered twice as much for half the land than his current potential buyer offered for all of it.
"The plot thickens!" my co-worker remarked. I saw it. I liked it.
Redditculous pun
I was in class, and we were learning about plotting optimization. The professor was drawing lines on the grid, and he wanted to highlight a specific area on the graph. After he went over them a few times, I turned to my friend and said "the plot thickens".
Dad joked my coworker today (maths teacher)
A coworker of mine was discussing an interesting problem that involved a complex graph. He showed me this graph on the computer but then I said I couldn't see it. He then said "Is this better?" to which I replied "Ahh...the plot thickens..." He walked away without saying a word
Someone has been sneaking into my garden and adding top soil...
As I suspected someone’s been adding soil to my garden
As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden.
As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden.
As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden.
As I suspected, someone's been adding soil in my yard
It’s just as I suspected, someone’s been adding soil to my garden
As I suspected someone's been adding soil to my garden....
As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden.
As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden.
I accused my wife of adding dirt to the garden. She denied it.
I just found out someone has been adding soil to my garden.....
As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden...
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