The real Curdle Buddies
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kwasiuman
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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I'm pretty sure the milk I drank was expired.

Call it a gut feeling.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KROMATIXX_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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My wife just told me that you can strain curdled milk, then use the resulting liquid as a food additive! I was like, "no way!"

She said, "whey!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2017
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When the yogurt took over, we all made the same jokes

β€œFinally, our rulers will have culture,” β€œOur society has curdled,” β€œOur government is now the cream of the crop,”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the-linx
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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Did you hear about the cheese that lost at the Olympics?

It fell over on the final curdle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAmazingPikachu
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2018
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My jokes are so cheesy. If I was in the Olympics...

I'd dominate at the 100m curdles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spanks_Hippos
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2016
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For the lactose intolerant.

It is a curdle you have to overcome.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kuranei
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2015
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So I heard that milk was traveling to Switzerland for the first time.

But right as it was introduced to the swiss culture, it lost its whey; it just curdled up into a little ball until someone came to its aid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zap-Brannigan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2013
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So I was eating an improperly cooked pudding...

For dessert we'd made something called a queen of cakes which involves a custard and breadcrumb base and a meringue topping. The custard hadn't set properly and as eating I said, "This hasn't set properly, it's like curdled custard!" seconds later my dad replied with "Was that in the dining room with the candlestick?" I was the only one that got it, I must say I'm impressed, just finished a game of cluedo with the family.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/curryhouseindia
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2014
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