Every December, I really like making an emulsion of egg yolks, melted butter and lemon juice.

So its guaranteed to be a Happy Hollandaise

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📅︎ Dec 03 2020
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What does Tina Turner use to paint with?

Second Hand Emulsion

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📅︎ Jul 13 2020
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When a painter gets excited

He gets a massive rush of emulsion

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👤︎ u/Sco91tty
📅︎ Dec 07 2018
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Hey have you heard about Steven Tyler's new line of sweetened mayonnaise?

No? Well maybe you've heard the jingle "Sweet Emulsion."

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👤︎ u/FancySkunk
📅︎ Apr 25 2017
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Oh dear.

My husband to my daughter not five minutes ago.

I went to buy some house paints the other day... I had a mixture of emulsions.

Somebody, please help me.

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