What do you call a sketch of vinaigrette?

vignette

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What is it called when you make an amazing vinaigrette on your first try?

Vinegar's luck.

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What did the vinaigrette say to the fridge?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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What's Cole's law?

It's thinly sliced cabbage. Sometime with vinaigrette and mayonnaise.

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When Harry Met Salad

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Dad joke last Christmas

So last Christmas my dad got a set of fancy vinaigrettes, and my military engineer of a grandfather said "what's wrong with some basic acids?" To which my dad quickly responded:

"Well, then they'd just be water."

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What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

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What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Shut the door, I'm dressing!

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