I replied “You’re gonna make Cole do what?”
To get to the other Sides
My daughter told me this joke, which I assume she made up on the spot: “There’s this grandma who has a world famous coleslaw recipe. At her family reunion she makes a huge batch. But her grandson, who hates coleslaw, refuses to have any. The grandma gets angry so her grandson gives in, and she heaps a large amount onto his plate. He stares at it sadly and says “I fought the slaw and the slaw won.”
I guess this is a thing now, Coleslaw sandwiches. They've even got a special bread for it. I was intrigued, so I made a special trip to pick one up.
I bought the slaw and the slaw bun
I bought the slaw and the slaw bun.
Some say coleslaw should not have Mayo...
Just in case there’s a salad dressing
... it’s shredded cabbage
Edit: I personally hate coleslaw and thought it was made of lettuce.
It’s Coleslaw
Thinly sliced cabbage.
They’re calling it coleslaw.
I emailed my dad a link to a copycat recipe of KFC's coleslaw, since he frequently tries to replicate it. He's very wary of spam and virus links, so I sent him a text to let him know the email incoming from me was legit, and I got back this gem:
Me: Hey, I just emailed you a link to a copycat recipe for KFC's coleslaw, and I just wanted to give you a heads up that it's not spam.
Dad: No, it's coleslaw.
...It was Murphy’s Law and coleslaw colliding.
The unpredictable and nefarious alternate side dish to #Coleslaw
Dad: I bet that head of cabbage could make some good coleslaw.
Me: I don't think cabbage is capable of making coleslaw.
