Every time I have cabbage I'm out of mayo, and every time I have mayo I'm out of cabbage. It's like some kind of Murphy's Slaw.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rawlingstones
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2016
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A truck overturned this morning spilling cabbage all over the highway.

It was horrific! I slaw it happen!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dogtarget
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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A truck ahead of me spilled its load of cabbage all over the highway...

I never slaw it coming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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My neighbor got killed by a truck hauling cabbages

He never slaw it coming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blechniven
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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Spilled my side dish on me at a restaurant today.

I never slaw it coming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnixyZ
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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Brainstorming food/movie theme nights. It es-kale-lated quickly. Only thing in my Bumble profile now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kat_fogg
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2019
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World famous coleslaw

My daughter told me this joke, which I assume she made up on the spot: β€œThere’s this grandma who has a world famous coleslaw recipe. At her family reunion she makes a huge batch. But her grandson, who hates coleslaw, refuses to have any. The grandma gets angry so her grandson gives in, and she heaps a large amount onto his plate. He stares at it sadly and says β€œI fought the slaw and the slaw won.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moffitar
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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What is a young horse’s favorite side dish?

colt slaw

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hudsomania
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2018
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What can go wrong at a cookout will go wrong

Murphy's Slaw

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SenpaiSamaChan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2019
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What did they call the popular cabbage in vegetable school?

Cool Slaw

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chronicpie
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2017
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What's it called when a cabbage kills someone?

Slaw-der.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordDemonJackal
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2017
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So Publix has started selling coleslaw sandwiches...

I guess this is a thing now, Coleslaw sandwiches. They've even got a special bread for it. I was intrigued, so I made a special trip to pick one up.

I bought the slaw and the slaw bun
I bought the slaw and the slaw bun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Schnozzle
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2015
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