My wife said β€œI’m going to make coleslaw tonight.”

I replied β€œYou’re gonna make Cole do what?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/colski08
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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Why did the coleslaw cross the road?

To get to the other Sides

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2020
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World famous coleslaw

My daughter told me this joke, which I assume she made up on the spot: β€œThere’s this grandma who has a world famous coleslaw recipe. At her family reunion she makes a huge batch. But her grandson, who hates coleslaw, refuses to have any. The grandma gets angry so her grandson gives in, and she heaps a large amount onto his plate. He stares at it sadly and says β€œI fought the slaw and the slaw won.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moffitar
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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So Publix has started selling coleslaw sandwiches...

I guess this is a thing now, Coleslaw sandwiches. They've even got a special bread for it. I was intrigued, so I made a special trip to pick one up.

I bought the slaw and the slaw bun
I bought the slaw and the slaw bun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Schnozzle
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2015
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Has anyone heard of the recent Cole’s Law?

Some say coleslaw should not have Mayo...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/matcha0123
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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I always knock on the fridge before I open it

Just in case there’s a salad dressing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oasishippie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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If you’ve heard of Murphy’s Law you must have heard of Cole’s law

... it’s shredded cabbage

Edit: I personally hate coleslaw and thought it was made of lettuce.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cardporehorn
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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I went shopping at Coles to buy Mayonnaise, but they said it was illegal to buy without cabbage and carrots.

It’s Coleslaw

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bongnazi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2018
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Do you know what Murphy's Law is? It says that "Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong." Do you know what Cole's Law is?

Thinly sliced cabbage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NOTtheBrem
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2018
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So apparently coles has a new thing where you can only have one salad per transaction

They’re calling it coleslaw.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LilP1xel
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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It's not Spam...

I emailed my dad a link to a copycat recipe of KFC's coleslaw, since he frequently tries to replicate it. He's very wary of spam and virus links, so I sent him a text to let him know the email incoming from me was legit, and I got back this gem:

Me: Hey, I just emailed you a link to a copycat recipe for KFC's coleslaw, and I just wanted to give you a heads up that it's not spam.

Dad: No, it's coleslaw.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/M_K80
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2014
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I was cutting cabbage real thin when I cut myself...

...It was Murphy’s Law and coleslaw colliding.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toberoni
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2017
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#Murphyslaw

The unpredictable and nefarious alternate side dish to #Coleslaw

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grumpy_bob
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2017
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Dad joked my Dad

Dad: I bet that head of cabbage could make some good coleslaw.

Me: I don't think cabbage is capable of making coleslaw.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/THeRUSH12
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2014
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Out to dinner with my Dad

And when it's his turn to order, he lets the waitress know

"I'll have the soup, medium rare. And the coleslaw, also medium rare."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ploshy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2014
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