[request] tomato puns for poster
I am creating a poster about growing tomatoes and I need a catchy title for it, preferably a pun about tomato/es. Any help would be appreciated!
What did the tomato say to the wheat?
You go pasta, I'll ketch-up.
What did the tomato blush
Did you know the Italians used to make an all natural fibre from tomato, basil and cheese?
The used it to make short pants called caprese.
Why are tomatos the slowest?
What do you say to a slow tomato?
What happened to the boy who got tomato sauce in his eyes?
Dunno. But he probably learnt his lesson because Heinz sight is 20/20!
A cabbage, a tomato, and a nose were having a race.
The cabbage was ahead, the nose was running, and the tomato was trying to ketchup.
What did the tomato say to the person who was about to eat him?
I hate you from my head to-ma-toes.
Mommy tomato, daddy tomato, and baby tomato were all out for a leisurely Sunday stroll
They walked through the flower gardens at the park. They skimmed stones across the lake. They fed the ducks bread.
It was a perfect Sunday.
Then daddy tomato had a call that his brother was in hospital. Across the road was a bus destined for that very place.
They ran back through the park dodging ducks and tripping on stones and getting tangled in foliage.
Baby tomato was starting to lag a little. So daddy tomato, in a panic, shot glances at the arriving bus and his helpless offspring. He Ran to his son and with all his might squashed him into the pavement with his Dr Martins boots and said
"Ketchup"
Accidentally I spilt some tomato ketchup in my eye.
In Heinze sight, it was my mistake.
Why did rotton tomato always felt left out.
Because he couldn't ketchup
BL3 with Tomato Jokes? | Falls, Fails & Funny Moments | Psycho Krieg & the Fantastic Fustercluck DLC
youtu.be/Je2l0OxQl8E
There comes a great dilemma in life of every tomato
This guy always makes vegetable puns, i wonder what's tomato with him
what did the tomato say to the potato?
"I'll ketchup with you later"
Why did the tomato cross the road?
Why was the can of tomato paste voted off the ship?
Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?
The lettuce was ahead while the tomato tried to ketchup.
What did the other veggies say to the tomato after they passed him in a race?
“Looks like you need to ketchup”
At what point did the tomato realize he was about to get lucky?
When the garlic started taking off her cloves.
A man tried to start a fight by throwing dough, shredded cheese, and tomato sauce at me.
So I said, “You wanna pizza me?”
Three tomatoes are walking down a street: papa tomato, mama tomato, and baby tomato. The baby tomato starts lagging behind and papa tomato gets really angry, goes back and squishes him. He says...
My wife and I were in the hospital with my 2 year old daughter who had a allergic reaction to a tomato...
Her face went red and her cheeks swelled up making her look just like a tomato.
After the nurse and my wife finished talking about her reaction, I just couldn’t help but blurt our “well, you are what you eat”
My wife eye rolled, the nurse just looked at me with a deadpan face and said “well done” and walked off.
Why is there a tomato on the train?
I made a salad when the tomato rolled off the counter
As it landed upon my foot, I exclaimed
I took a Tomato Tomato!!
Bill, the weatherman: “Today’s weather forecast will be two beans in a tomato, meat sauce.”
Anchor: Bill, what on earth are you talking about?
Bill: It’ll be a little chili.
How will a tomato seller will tell his girl that he likes her ?
Seller : I like you from my head TO-MA-TOES
How does a tomato know everything about everyone?
When the tomato was nervous . . .
Why did the tomato turn red?
It saw the salad dressing.
Why was the tomato blushing?
He saw the salad dressing
In the life of every tomato there comes a great dilemma
What did the tomato say when running late
Why was the tomato blushing?
It saw the salad dressing....
Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing
Why was the tomato blushing?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
What do you say to a slow tomato?
Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
A tomato family is walking down the road. The baby tomato falls behind.
Daddy tomato goes back, smacks him on the head and says, “KETCHUP!”
What did the mom tomato say to the baby tomato that was falling behind?
Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
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