[request] tomato puns for poster

I am creating a poster about growing tomatoes and I need a catchy title for it, preferably a pun about tomato/es. Any help would be appreciated!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jhgalino
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2018
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Accidentally I spilt some tomato ketchup in my eye.

In Heinze sight, it was my mistake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04
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Why did rotton tomato always felt left out.

Because he couldn't ketchup

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nirmittrivedi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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BL3 with Tomato Jokes? | Falls, Fails & Funny Moments | Psycho Krieg & the Fantastic Fustercluck DLC youtu.be/Je2l0OxQl8E
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Super_Sar
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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There comes a great dilemma in life of every tomato

To mate or to matter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pardon_the_panj
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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Why was the tomato blushing?

He saw the salad dressing

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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what did the tomato say to the potato?

"I'll ketchup with you later"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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Why did the tomato cross the road?

To ketch-up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vissthebeast
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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This guy always makes vegetable puns, i wonder what's tomato with him
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πŸ‘€︎ u/afieif
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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What did the tomato say when running late

Ketchup with you later

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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Why was the can of tomato paste voted off the ship?

Because ketchup sus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/choosegoos
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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What did the other veggies say to the tomato after they passed him in a race?

β€œLooks like you need to ketchup”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DNAdrian95
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?

The lettuce was ahead while the tomato tried to ketchup.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/raven2142
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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At what point did the tomato realize he was about to get lucky?

When the garlic started taking off her cloves.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rayzon1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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A man tried to start a fight by throwing dough, shredded cheese, and tomato sauce at me.

So I said, β€œYou wanna pizza me?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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My wife and I were in the hospital with my 2 year old daughter who had a allergic reaction to a tomato...

Her face went red and her cheeks swelled up making her look just like a tomato.

After the nurse and my wife finished talking about her reaction, I just couldn’t help but blurt our β€œwell, you are what you eat”

My wife eye rolled, the nurse just looked at me with a deadpan face and said β€œwell done” and walked off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Drahcir1
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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Three tomatoes are walking down a street: papa tomato, mama tomato, and baby tomato. The baby tomato starts lagging behind and papa tomato gets really angry, goes back and squishes him. He says...

Ketchup!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/User1N23456
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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Bill, the weatherman: β€œToday’s weather forecast will be two beans in a tomato, meat sauce.”

Anchor: Bill, what on earth are you talking about?

Bill: It’ll be a little chili.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MBisme
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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How will a tomato seller will tell his girl that he likes her ?

Seller : I like you from my head TO-MA-TOES

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HahaNotSoFunnycom
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2020
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What do you say to a slow tomato?

Ketch up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigsmoke3131
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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I made a salad when the tomato rolled off the counter

As it landed upon my foot, I exclaimed

I took a Tomato Tomato!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spydmike
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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Why is there a tomato on the train?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/resortapr
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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How does a tomato know everything about everyone?

He ketchups

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πŸ‘€︎ u/POLIKE45
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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Tomato tomato
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sxcQT
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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What did the mom tomato say to the baby tomato that was falling behind?

Ketchup

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sgtsaltnpepper24
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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A tomato family is walking down the road. The baby tomato falls behind.

Daddy tomato goes back, smacks him on the head and says, β€œKETCHUP!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/getalife4real
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2019
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When the tomato was nervous . . .

Tomato paced

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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What do you call a smelly tomato?

A roma

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πŸ‘€︎ u/St1kyf1ngrz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
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What did the late tomato say?

What did the late tomato say to the early tomato?

"I'll ketchup"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flubber68
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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Why did the french fry beat the tomato in a race?

Because the tomato had to β€œketchup”

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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What is it to stab a tomato?

TO-MURDER

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wroberts316
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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Tomato

Person A: Have you watched the latest tomato films? Person B: No. I gotta ketchup.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gamerz63
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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What was a tomato doing in a race ?

It was trying to Ketchup.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RSRC
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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My friend was making some beans in tomato sauce for dinner and she spilled some

then she giggled and said β€œwe can’t eat those now, they’ve bean on the floor”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mo4na
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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In the life of every tomato there comes a great dilemma

To mate or to matter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pardon_the_panj
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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Why was the tomato blushing?

It saw the salad dressing....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MynameisMatlock
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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Why was the tomato blushing?

Because it saw the salad dressing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TongueBandit69
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RussiaIsMyCity
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/puggoamber
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/v_i_k_i
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!

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