A list of puns related to "Tomato sauce"
Dunno. But he probably learnt his lesson because Heinz sight is 20/20!
So I said, “You wanna pizza me?”
Anchor: Bill, what on earth are you talking about?
Bill: It’ll be a little chili.
then she giggled and said “we can’t eat those now, they’ve bean on the floor”
... I guess I’ll have to watch it on ketch up.
Looks like I've to ketchup with it.
It was a terrible time to ketchup on his reading.
R.I.P dad, Rest In Pizza.
Her: Could you go to the store for more tomato sauce? Get a big can.
Me: Alright.
Her: Actually, get two cans.
Me: That's some exotic chili we must be having.
Her: ..........go away.
Q: Where do tomatoes come from?
A: The tomato source!
(source / sauce! Geddit!)
He was opening a can of tomato sauce: Dad: "Uh oh" Me: "What?" Dad: "It's going to taste funny, I opened the can upside down."
He's a butt, but I love him.
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