My wife told me to put ketchup on the shopping list .
Now I can't read anything .
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︎ May 24 2021
I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes
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︎ May 06 2021
I put ketchup in my eyes
in heinzsight, it was a very bad mistake
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︎ Apr 26 2021
I got ketchup in my eye.
I learned Heinz site is not always 20/20.
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︎ Apr 26 2021
Why did the ketchup blush?
Because she saw the salad dressing
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︎ Apr 30 2021
Why did the ketchup hide his face?
He saw the ranch dressing.
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︎ May 21 2021
I once told a girl that her body was shaped like a ketchup bottle.
She took it as a condiment.
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︎ Mar 14 2021
My son said, βI accidentally put ketchup in my eye. I should have been more careful.β
I said, βThatβs Heinz sight for you.β
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︎ Feb 13 2021
I smeared some ketchup all over my eyes once.
It was a evil idea in Heinz- sight.
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︎ Mar 09 2021
I regret rubbing ketchup in my eyes
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︎ Mar 03 2021
What would Walter White be called if he dealt in ketchup instead of meth?
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︎ Mar 21 2021
Those small packets of ketchup are here because the big bottles didn't know what a condiment.
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︎ Feb 28 2021
My wife bought store brand ketchup despite the fact that I like Heinz. I threw it out, so now I guess she knows....
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︎ Mar 03 2021
What do you call a funnel shaped storm made of ketchup?
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︎ Jan 29 2021
Ketchup
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︎ Oct 09 2020
My son told me, βDad, I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes, and now it burns.β
I said, βThatβs Heinz sight for you.β
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︎ Oct 16 2020
I wasn't impressed with the ketchup manufacturer's market research.
They had terrible sauces.
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︎ Feb 23 2021
The rock was cooking but forgot the ketchup.
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︎ Nov 01 2020
Accidentally I spilt some tomato ketchup in my eye.
In Heinze sight, it was my mistake.
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︎ Jan 04 2021
You can use ketchup to tell the future
In Heinzsight you probably can't
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︎ Dec 07 2020
I decided to rub ketchup in my eyes
In Heinz sight it wasnβt a good idea
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︎ Aug 19 2020
I can always tell what I should have done as long as I'm looking at ketchup.
Yeah, you could say I have perfect Heinz-site
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︎ Sep 19 2020
Why did you find a stoned able Sherlock Holmes applying ketchup to your front yard ??
Because he's a high-functioning sauce-your-path
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︎ Oct 16 2020
If I had known I had ketchup on my fingers, I wouldn't have rubbed my eyes.
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︎ Nov 11 2020
I accidentally squirted ketchup in my eye
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︎ Jul 24 2020
I accidentally rubbed ketchup into my eyes
In Heinz sight, I definitely shouldβve washed my hands first.
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︎ Sep 07 2020
To save money I made myself a pair of glasses out of 2 old ketchup bottles.
In Heinz-sight I should have just bought a proper pair
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︎ Dec 29 2019
On top of everything else going on this year, I just got ketchup in my eye.
Now I have 2020 Heinzsight.
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︎ Sep 03 2020
Why does ketchup always have good vision?
Because Heinz's sight is always 20-20.
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︎ Dec 12 2019
Ketchup in the eyes
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︎ Jan 24 2020
They're guaranteed to help you ketchup on the highway
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︎ Mar 08 2020
I just squirted ketchup in my eye
In Heinz-sight, it was a bad idea.
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︎ Jan 19 2020
I told my kids that ketchup can go on anything.
You know, Itβs the least condiment denominator.
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︎ Jun 27 2020
My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list...
Now I can't read anything.
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︎ Feb 08 2021
My wife asked me to put ketchup in the shopping list
Now I can't read anything.
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︎ Jan 13 2021
I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes :(
Yeah, now I have Heinzsight.
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︎ Feb 24 2021
I regret rubbing eyes with ketchup
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︎ Jan 29 2021
I accidentally got ketchup in my eyes
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︎ Jan 20 2021
My Wife Asked Me To Put Ketchup On The Shopping List
Now I can't read any of it
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︎ Jan 11 2021
My wife asked me to put Ketchup on the shopping list ..
But now I can't read anything.
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︎ Jan 13 2021
Before I ducked out to the shops, my wife asked me to put ketchup on the shipping list.
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︎ Nov 04 2020
I smeared some ketchup all over my eyes once.
It was a bad idea in Heinz- sight.
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︎ Jul 10 2020
I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes.
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︎ Nov 29 2019
I once told a girl that her body was shaped like a ketchup bottle.
She took it as a condiment.
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︎ Mar 14 2020
I rubbed ketchup in my eyes;
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︎ Jan 25 2020
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