Soy Puns

So I said "Hola, Sauce. Soy papá."

Is the only food that tells you what it is.

It's great that they've enabled milk to properly introduce themselves to customers.

"Hola milk, soy es tu padre!"

I replied: "Ola Sauce, Soy Dad."

Kikkoman when he's down, I guess.

I was proud to immediately come up with "Hola Latte, soy Dad!"

Turns out he doesn't know the least bit Spanish and this was lost on him...

Never Kikkoman in the balls.

Its soyda butter... and soyda not!

Me: Hi sausage! I’m dad!

It's not right to Kikkoman when he's down

Boyfriend: Oh, sure! Kikkoman when he’s down!

Oh. Pardon my salty language.

sigh new soy dough...

That's wong no matter how you slice it.

I said, "Kikkoman when he's done, huh?"

They really know how to Kikkoman when he's down.

You shouldn't Kikkoman when he's down.

to stalk to you, it's been a while since I last soya

"Hi sauce, soy dad"

She was pretty salty about it...

Oh i see. Kikkoman when he's down, huh?

Seen on Askreddit:

http://i.imgur.com/INTlkMI.jpg

Hola sauce, soy Dad

Hola milk, soy dad.

¡Hola milk! Soy dad.

... is just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish?

...is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish.

Hola Sauce, soy papá

Mucho gusto, Sauce. Soy Dad.

Heard this one today. "What if soy milk was just milk introducing itself in Spanish?"