Soy Puns

I replied: "Ola Sauce, Soy Dad."

"Hola milk, soy es tu padre!"

Kikkoman when he's down, I guess.

I was proud to immediately come up with "Hola Latte, soy Dad!"

Turns out he doesn't know the least bit Spanish and this was lost on him...

Its soyda butter... and soyda not!

Never Kikkoman in the balls.

Hola sauce, soy Dad

Me: Hi sausage! I’m dad!

Boyfriend: Oh, sure! Kikkoman when he’s down!

It's not right to Kikkoman when he's down

Oh. Pardon my salty language.

That's wong no matter how you slice it.

sigh new soy dough...

Hola milk, soy dad.

I said, "Kikkoman when he's done, huh?"

They really know how to Kikkoman when he's down.

... is just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish?

...is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish.

You shouldn't Kikkoman when he's down.

"Hi sauce, soy dad"

to stalk to you, it's been a while since I last soya

Hola Sauce, soy papá

She was pretty salty about it...

Oh i see. Kikkoman when he's down, huh?

Mucho gusto, Sauce. Soy Dad.

Seen on Askreddit:

http://i.imgur.com/INTlkMI.jpg

Heard this one today. "What if soy milk was just milk introducing itself in Spanish?"

¡Hola milk! Soy dad.