Our waiter at a Chinese restaurant said "Soy sauce" . . .

So I said "Hola, Sauce. Soy papΓ‘."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BibliosaurusLex
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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Soy milk

Is the only food that tells you what it is.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icebox7
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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I saw a whole shelf of soy milk at the store the other day.

It's great that they've enabled milk to properly introduce themselves to customers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flashblazer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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"Son, what're you drinking" "Soy milk"

"Hola milk, soy es tu padre!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/romben1
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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I asked my daughter if we needed anything at the grocery store. She said "Soy Sauce."

I replied: "Ola Sauce, Soy Dad."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thesmartass1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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My wife bought me soy sauce to help ease my depression.

Kikkoman when he's down, I guess.

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The other day I went to get coffee with my boyfriend. Waiting in line, I asked him what he was getting and he said "Soy Latte"

I was proud to immediately come up with "Hola Latte, soy Dad!"

Turns out he doesn't know the least bit Spanish and this was lost on him...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ohjustforgetit
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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Si seΓ±or yo soy yo rancho ahhhhhhh
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebjasmeister
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2019
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Don't put soy sauce on your testicles like the viral Tik Tok videos say.

Never Kikkoman in the balls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Koto65
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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I started a company to sell my recipe of soy based margarine.

Its soyda butter... and soyda not!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jazzywaffles84
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2020
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Me: What’s for breakfast? Wife: Soy chorizo.

Me: Hi sausage! I’m dad!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Make_it_perfect
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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I saw a guy pouring soy sauce on another guy laying on the ground, so I punched him

It's not right to Kikkoman when he's down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ahw610
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
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Girlfriend: Your boss just called to tell me you’re fired, so I brought you your favorite soy sauce.

Boyfriend: Oh, sure! Kikkoman when he’s down!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadacolt45
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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Soy sauce!

Oh. Pardon my salty language.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GreatWhiteSnark82
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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When your soy bread prices keep going up and down

sigh new soy dough...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MolzeNightshade
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2019
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Si seΓ±or yo soy yo rancho
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebjasmeister
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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When a candle says "soy candle," has it become self aware and fluent in spanish?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/YetiFromJersey
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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I lost my job recently so my wife went out and bought my favourite soy sauce to ease the pain.

I said, "Kikkoman when he's done, huh?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2019
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Soy milk is always introducing itself in Spanish
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thirteenoranges
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2015
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I went out for Chinese, but had an accident on the way. When I finally made it home, I realized they didn't give me any soy sauce.

They really know how to Kikkoman when he's down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CheeseheadDave
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2018
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My friend ran out of soy sauce, but I didn't make fun of him.

You shouldn't Kikkoman when he's down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2018
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It's soy good

to stalk to you, it's been a while since I last soya

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BoyRicer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2016
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A dad picks up a bottle of soy sauce and says...

"Hi sauce, soy dad"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nicanor5
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2018
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I accidentally spilled some soy sauce on my wife

She was pretty salty about it...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yotamgosh
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2017
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My boss called and my wife found out i got fired. So she bought my favorite soy sauce

Oh i see. Kikkoman when he's down, huh?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TwinFlask
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2018
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Soy Frappacino

Seen on Askreddit:

http://i.imgur.com/INTlkMI.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Batmanx
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2015
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"Soy sauce"

Hola sauce, soy Dad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invertedparadoxxx
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2020
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Soy milk

Hola milk, soy dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DryOrangeJuice
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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Soy milk

Β‘Hola milk! Soy dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fundertaker
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2018
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Did you know that soy milk...

... is just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/glyph-bellchime
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2018
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Soy milk

...is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dropbackandpunt
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2018
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"Soy Sauce"

Hola Sauce, soy papΓ‘

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onepunchdog
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2017
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Soy Sauce

Mucho gusto, Sauce. Soy Dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SassyMoron
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2014
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Soy Milk

Heard this one today. "What if soy milk was just milk introducing itself in Spanish?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LosQ
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2013
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