Why shouldn't you put more than 239 beans in a soup?
Because adding just one more would make it too farty. Straight from my 7 year old daughter.
Edit: Thank you so much for the awards and upvotes. I showed my daughter how many people saw and appreciated her humor and she's extatic. I know she probably didn't come up with the joke herself but this was one of the first times she really got me with a good one and I thought I'd share it with some fellow dads and others.
Why did the man put his glasses in a can of beans?
Why do the Irish always put 239 beans in their soup?
Because anymore would be too farty.
Happy St. Paddy's Day!
How did the father coffee bean punish his son when he did something wrong?
I made this She's got of lumps and bumps but I'm overall happy she's finnished kings, queens, and non-binary beans I present to you, my Les-bee-ian 😂🐝❤️🧡🤍💗
This morning I had fried eggs, fried bread, fried potatoes and refried beans....
What happened to the Baked Beans that went around Australia?
Whats the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?
Trump didn’t pay 50k to have a garbanzo bean on his face
Jack: How’s it going? Beans: Pretty good
They're finally spilling the beans
If the process of decaffeinating coffee beans means being doused in formaldehyde...
Does that make them Coffinated?
I killed an entire container of garbanzo bean spread.
What is a straight guy’s favorite kind of beans?
What's the best tool for grinding beans for iced coffee?
What is the difference of a dog and a can of baked beans?
Well you see, the resemblance is un-canny.
Why was the bean upset with his partner's gift to him?
Okay guys. Who spilled the bean?
2 female beans are in love.
I just spilt baked beans everywhere.
In Heinz-sight, that was a bad idea
Why did the Irishman make beans with 239 beans?
Cause 1 more would be 240 (read in an Irish accent, sounds like too farty)
Why does my son grow like a bean?
What kind of beans do cannibals eat?
“There’s Bean an Accident” — Tee Shirt I Designed
Cops should feed beans on very tiny plates to the suspects they're interrogating.
That way they're always gonna end up spilling the beans.
what do you get when you cross a swamp monster with a bean?
The creature from the black legume!
Is anyone interested in my religion that worships pinto beans?
We believe they're holy frijoles!
Did you know there are exactly 239 beans in Irish stew?
Any more and it would be two farty...
Our two buddies Bean and Jack was arrested yesterday for harassing women.
If coffee comes from coffee beans, where does alcohol come from?
Making beans
My grandfather used to say when making baked beans you need to use exactly 239. Anymore and they would be too farty
Why did the Scotsman only eat 239 beans?
Because if he had one more he’d be (Scottish accent) two farty.
Why didn't the pharaoh eat beans?
Because then he'd be Tootin'-khamun
Pirates of the carib bean
It's bean long since I've heard a classic pun.
What’s the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
I’ve never had a garbanzo bean on my face.
How many beans do you need to make the perfect bean soup?
239.
Because one more would be too farty.
What’s the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
I’ve never had a garbanzo bean on my face
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