21 Hilarious Sesame Puns - Punstoppable 😜

Two sesame seeds have escaped prison and are believed to be hiding out on top of some bread.

Police have described the fugitives as being 'on the bun'.

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👤︎ u/Pudenator

📅︎ May 21 2021

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I was asked who my favorite vampire is. I said “the muppet from Sesame Street”

They told me “he doesn’t count!”. I replied “I assure you he does”.

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👤︎ u/Scaulbylausis

📅︎ Mar 04 2021

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I'm allergic to sesame seeds, so back in Year 3 at primary school, people would tell this joke:

What show is Dec allergic to?

Sesame Street!

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👤︎ u/DecIsMuchJuvenile

📅︎ Apr 04 2021

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The wizard in my campaign just got handed a whole bunch of random, unlabeled Sesame Street videos.

He's going to learn how to count or spell.

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👤︎ u/arrenlex

📅︎ Mar 28 2021

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What do you call a spicy green dish made on Sesame Street in India?

Curry the frog.

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👤︎ u/DinglebarryHandpump

📅︎ Feb 20 2021

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I'm surprised Metallica hasn't been on Sesame Street,

After all they are the Master of Puppets.

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👤︎ u/Awesomealan11

📅︎ Jul 08 2020

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I made this crazy paste out of sesame seeds, it was so good I nearly ate all of it

Don’t worry I still have a tahini bit left

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👤︎ u/glowcoma

📅︎ Jul 18 2020

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What do you call a cactus that lives on Sesame Street?

Prickle me Elmo

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👤︎ u/duckparrot

📅︎ Dec 30 2019

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My kids asked me why sesame seeds are on burger buns.

I replied,

“Well actually, sesame seeds were the ingredient that made hamburgers popular. Yup. Sesame seeds were the secret to success... ever since then, they’ve been on a roll.”

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👤︎ u/CapnFancyPants

📅︎ Dec 26 2019

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What happens to old sesame buns?

Their hair starts reseeding.

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👤︎ u/BanoffeeBoi35

📅︎ Feb 19 2019

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What is the most popular muffin on Sesame Street?

Banana nut (Doo-doo-doodoodoo) Banana nut (Doo-doodoo-doo) Banana nut (Doo-doo-doodoodoo-doodoodoo-doodoodoo-doodoo-doo-doo-doodoo-doo)

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👤︎ u/norrisrw

📅︎ Nov 30 2018

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Feeling proud of myself lately. The Sesame Street puzzle I bought said 3-5 years,

But I finished it in 10 months.

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👤︎ u/__Odelay__

📅︎ Jun 12 2018

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Who is the highest paid character on Sesame Street?

Ernie

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👤︎ u/mrlaheysassistant

📅︎ Jul 05 2018

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The Sesame Street Gang is threatening to sue me...

I had to call my Berternie for legal help.

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👤︎ u/Vineares

📅︎ Feb 02 2017

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Tried to make a Sesame Street joke, shot down.

http://i.imgur.com/BKTP3fUh.jpg

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👤︎ u/darkneo86

📅︎ Jan 14 2016

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Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

He was on a roll

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👤︎ u/god_of_the_internet

📅︎ Jan 08 2015

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Sesame Street Classic Dad Joke Cartoon

Just saw this with my son on a classic sesame street episode.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhSqlMrdyMo

Awesome.

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👤︎ u/SenorWeird

📅︎ Feb 15 2015

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Amazing joke from sesame street:

Probably my favourite terrible joke of all time:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82Dkf_UH_aI

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👤︎ u/trolloc1

📅︎ Aug 20 2014

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I was asked who my favorite vampire was. I said it was the Muppet from Sesame Street.

They said, he doesn't count!

I replied, "I can assure you, he does!"

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👤︎ u/BastetLXIX

📅︎ Mar 02 2021

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Metallica has never been on Sesame Street.

Master of Puppets my ass...

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👤︎ u/ZackyGood

📅︎ Jun 03 2020

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Started on Sesame Street

The dad joke is here

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👤︎ u/gatorbait4

📅︎ Jan 15 2014

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