A list of puns related to "Sesame"
Police have described the fugitives as being 'on the bun'.
They told me βhe doesnβt count!β. I replied βI assure you he doesβ.
What show is Dec allergic to?
Sesame Street!
He's going to learn how to count or spell.
Curry the frog.
After all they are the Master of Puppets.
Donβt worry I still have a tahini bit left
Prickle me Elmo
I replied,
βWell actually, sesame seeds were the ingredient that made hamburgers popular. Yup. Sesame seeds were the secret to success... ever since then, theyβve been on a roll.β
Their hair starts reseeding.
Banana nut (Doo-doo-doodoodoo) Banana nut (Doo-doodoo-doo) Banana nut (Doo-doo-doodoodoo-doodoodoo-doodoodoo-doodoo-doo-doo-doodoo-doo)
But I finished it in 10 months.
Ernie
A man is a bus driver on Sesame Street and insists on meeting all of his riders. At the first stop, two overweight women got on the bus; both are named Patty. At the next stop, a mentally challenged boy named Ross got on. At the final stop, a disgusting man named Lester Cheese got on, took off his shoes, and picked at his bunions.
When the bus driver got home, his wife asked him if he met anyone new that day. He said, "Two obese Patties, special Ross; Lester Cheese picks his bunions on a Sesame Street bus."
I had to call my Berternie for legal help.
http://i.imgur.com/BKTP3fUh.jpg
He was on a roll
Just saw this with my son on a classic sesame street episode.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhSqlMrdyMo
Awesome.
Probably my favourite terrible joke of all time:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82Dkf_UH_aI
They said, he doesn't count!
I replied, "I can assure you, he does!"
Master of Puppets my ass...
The dad joke is here
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