Two sesame seeds have escaped prison and are believed to be hiding out on top of some bread.

Police have described the fugitives as being 'on the bun'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pudenator
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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I was asked who my favorite vampire is. I said β€œthe muppet from Sesame Street”

They told me β€œhe doesn’t count!”. I replied β€œI assure you he does”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scaulbylausis
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I'm allergic to sesame seeds, so back in Year 3 at primary school, people would tell this joke:

What show is Dec allergic to?

Sesame Street!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DecIsMuchJuvenile
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2021
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The wizard in my campaign just got handed a whole bunch of random, unlabeled Sesame Street videos.

He's going to learn how to count or spell.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arrenlex
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2021
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What do you call a spicy green dish made on Sesame Street in India?

Curry the frog.

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I'm surprised Metallica hasn't been on Sesame Street,

After all they are the Master of Puppets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Awesomealan11
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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I made this crazy paste out of sesame seeds, it was so good I nearly ate all of it

Don’t worry I still have a tahini bit left

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πŸ‘€︎ u/glowcoma
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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What do you call a cactus that lives on Sesame Street?

Prickle me Elmo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/duckparrot
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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My kids asked me why sesame seeds are on burger buns.

I replied,

β€œWell actually, sesame seeds were the ingredient that made hamburgers popular. Yup. Sesame seeds were the secret to success... ever since then, they’ve been on a roll.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CapnFancyPants
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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What happens to old sesame buns?

Their hair starts reseeding.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BanoffeeBoi35
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
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What is the most popular muffin on Sesame Street?

Banana nut (Doo-doo-doodoodoo) Banana nut (Doo-doodoo-doo) Banana nut (Doo-doo-doodoodoo-doodoodoo-doodoodoo-doodoo-doo-doo-doodoo-doo)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/norrisrw
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2018
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Feeling proud of myself lately. The Sesame Street puzzle I bought said 3-5 years,

But I finished it in 10 months.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2018
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Who is the highest paid character on Sesame Street?

Ernie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrlaheysassistant
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2018
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Sesame Street Bus

A man is a bus driver on Sesame Street and insists on meeting all of his riders. At the first stop, two overweight women got on the bus; both are named Patty. At the next stop, a mentally challenged boy named Ross got on. At the final stop, a disgusting man named Lester Cheese got on, took off his shoes, and picked at his bunions.

When the bus driver got home, his wife asked him if he met anyone new that day. He said, "Two obese Patties, special Ross; Lester Cheese picks his bunions on a Sesame Street bus."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrmeanmustid
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2017
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The Sesame Street Gang is threatening to sue me...

I had to call my Berternie for legal help.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vineares
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2017
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Tried to make a Sesame Street joke, shot down.

http://i.imgur.com/BKTP3fUh.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkneo86
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2016
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Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

He was on a roll

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Sesame Street Classic Dad Joke Cartoon

Just saw this with my son on a classic sesame street episode.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhSqlMrdyMo

Awesome.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SenorWeird
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2015
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Amazing joke from sesame street:

Probably my favourite terrible joke of all time:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82Dkf_UH_aI

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2014
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I was asked who my favorite vampire was. I said it was the Muppet from Sesame Street.

They said, he doesn't count!

I replied, "I can assure you, he does!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BastetLXIX
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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Metallica has never been on Sesame Street.

Master of Puppets my ass...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZackyGood
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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Started on Sesame Street

The dad joke is here

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2014
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