A list of puns related to "Sesame Street"
After all they are the Master of Puppets.
Prickle me Elmo
Banana nut (Doo-doo-doodoodoo) Banana nut (Doo-doodoo-doo) Banana nut (Doo-doo-doodoodoo-doodoodoo-doodoodoo-doodoo-doo-doo-doodoo-doo)
But I finished it in 10 months.
Ernie
A man is a bus driver on Sesame Street and insists on meeting all of his riders. At the first stop, two overweight women got on the bus; both are named Patty. At the next stop, a mentally challenged boy named Ross got on. At the final stop, a disgusting man named Lester Cheese got on, took off his shoes, and picked at his bunions.
When the bus driver got home, his wife asked him if he met anyone new that day. He said, "Two obese Patties, special Ross; Lester Cheese picks his bunions on a Sesame Street bus."
I had to call my Berternie for legal help.
http://i.imgur.com/BKTP3fUh.jpg
Just saw this with my son on a classic sesame street episode.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhSqlMrdyMo
Awesome.
Probably my favourite terrible joke of all time:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82Dkf_UH_aI
I guess you could say I have Sesame Street cred.
Count Calcula
Sesame Street smarts.
Be sure to put in your resume that you used to voice act on Sesame street, that way no mater what you are applying for you were an ex Bert.
My daughter and I just a few minutes ago. It was adorable, needless to say.
>Me: What do you wanna watch, horseys (MLP) or Elmo World (Sesame Street actually)?
>uh-huh
>Elmo World or horseys?
>uh-huh
>Elmo World?
>uh-huh
>or horseys?
>uh-huh
>Kiddo, you can only choose one!
>One! ^holds ^up ^one ^finger
Master of Puppets my ass...
The dad joke is here
The Sesame Street puzzle I bought said 3-5 years, but I finished it in 18 months.
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