I'm surprised Metallica hasn't been on Sesame Street,

After all they are the Master of Puppets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Awesomealan11
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What do you call a cactus that lives on Sesame Street?

Prickle me Elmo

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What is the most popular muffin on Sesame Street?

Banana nut (Doo-doo-doodoodoo) Banana nut (Doo-doodoo-doo) Banana nut (Doo-doo-doodoodoo-doodoodoo-doodoodoo-doodoo-doo-doo-doodoo-doo)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/norrisrw
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2018
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Feeling proud of myself lately. The Sesame Street puzzle I bought said 3-5 years,

But I finished it in 10 months.

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Who is the highest paid character on Sesame Street?

Ernie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrlaheysassistant
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2018
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Sesame Street Bus

A man is a bus driver on Sesame Street and insists on meeting all of his riders. At the first stop, two overweight women got on the bus; both are named Patty. At the next stop, a mentally challenged boy named Ross got on. At the final stop, a disgusting man named Lester Cheese got on, took off his shoes, and picked at his bunions.

When the bus driver got home, his wife asked him if he met anyone new that day. He said, "Two obese Patties, special Ross; Lester Cheese picks his bunions on a Sesame Street bus."

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The Sesame Street Gang is threatening to sue me...

I had to call my Berternie for legal help.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vineares
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2017
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Tried to make a Sesame Street joke, shot down.

http://i.imgur.com/BKTP3fUh.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkneo86
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Sesame Street Classic Dad Joke Cartoon

Just saw this with my son on a classic sesame street episode.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhSqlMrdyMo

Awesome.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2015
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Amazing joke from sesame street:

Probably my favourite terrible joke of all time:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82Dkf_UH_aI

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The Count
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My son thinks I'm so cool for being able to talk like Cookie Monster and Elmo.

I guess you could say I have Sesame Street cred.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/salawm
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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What do you call a vampire who loves math?

Count Calcula

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I've been told I have street smarts.

Sesame Street smarts.

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Job interview

Be sure to put in your resume that you used to voice act on Sesame street, that way no mater what you are applying for you were an ex Bert.

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My daughter (2.5yo)

My daughter and I just a few minutes ago. It was adorable, needless to say.

>Me: What do you wanna watch, horseys (MLP) or Elmo World (Sesame Street actually)?

>uh-huh

>Elmo World or horseys?

>uh-huh

>Elmo World?

>uh-huh

>or horseys?

>uh-huh

>Kiddo, you can only choose one!

>One! ^holds ^up ^one ^finger

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Old_Soldiers_Son
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2016
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Metallica has never been on Sesame Street.

Master of Puppets my ass...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZackyGood
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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Started on Sesame Street

The dad joke is here

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2014
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Feeling pretty proud of myself.

The Sesame Street puzzle I bought said 3-5 years, but I finished it in 18 months.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TexinFla
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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Feeling pretty proud of myself.

Feeling pretty proud of myself. The Sesame Street puzzle I bought said 3-5 years, but I finished it in 18 months.

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