I'm surprised Metallica hasn't been on Sesame Street,

After all they are the Master of Puppets.

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📅︎ Jul 08 2020
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What do you call a cactus that lives on Sesame Street?

Prickle me Elmo

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👤︎ u/duckparrot
📅︎ Dec 30 2019
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What is the most popular muffin on Sesame Street?

Banana nut (Doo-doo-doodoodoo) Banana nut (Doo-doodoo-doo) Banana nut (Doo-doo-doodoodoo-doodoodoo-doodoodoo-doodoo-doo-doo-doodoo-doo)

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👤︎ u/norrisrw
📅︎ Nov 30 2018
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Feeling proud of myself lately. The Sesame Street puzzle I bought said 3-5 years,

But I finished it in 10 months.

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👤︎ u/__Odelay__
📅︎ Jun 12 2018
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Who is the highest paid character on Sesame Street?

Ernie

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📅︎ Jul 05 2018
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The Sesame Street Gang is threatening to sue me...

I had to call my Berternie for legal help.

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👤︎ u/Vineares
📅︎ Feb 02 2017
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Tried to make a Sesame Street joke, shot down.

http://i.imgur.com/BKTP3fUh.jpg

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👤︎ u/darkneo86
📅︎ Jan 14 2016
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Sesame Street Classic Dad Joke Cartoon

Just saw this with my son on a classic sesame street episode.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhSqlMrdyMo

Awesome.

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👤︎ u/SenorWeird
📅︎ Feb 15 2015
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Amazing joke from sesame street:

Probably my favourite terrible joke of all time:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82Dkf_UH_aI

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👤︎ u/trolloc1
📅︎ Aug 20 2014
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The Count
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👤︎ u/Ahydron
📅︎ Oct 06 2020
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My son thinks I'm so cool for being able to talk like Cookie Monster and Elmo.

I guess you could say I have Sesame Street cred.

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👤︎ u/salawm
📅︎ Dec 28 2020
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What do you call a vampire who loves math?

Count Calcula

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📅︎ Nov 07 2018
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I've been told I have street smarts.

Sesame Street smarts.

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📅︎ Feb 11 2019
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Job interview

Be sure to put in your resume that you used to voice act on Sesame street, that way no mater what you are applying for you were an ex Bert.

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📅︎ Aug 15 2018
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My daughter (2.5yo)

My daughter and I just a few minutes ago. It was adorable, needless to say.

>Me: What do you wanna watch, horseys (MLP) or Elmo World (Sesame Street actually)?

>uh-huh

>Elmo World or horseys?

>uh-huh

>Elmo World?

>uh-huh

>or horseys?

>uh-huh

>Kiddo, you can only choose one!

>One! ^holds ^up ^one ^finger

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📅︎ Dec 30 2016
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Metallica has never been on Sesame Street.

Master of Puppets my ass...

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👤︎ u/ZackyGood
📅︎ Jun 03 2020
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Started on Sesame Street

The dad joke is here

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👤︎ u/gatorbait4
📅︎ Jan 15 2014
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Feeling pretty proud of myself.

The Sesame Street puzzle I bought said 3-5 years, but I finished it in 18 months.

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👤︎ u/TexinFla
📅︎ May 09 2019
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Feeling pretty proud of myself.

Feeling pretty proud of myself. The Sesame Street puzzle I bought said 3-5 years, but I finished it in 18 months.

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👤︎ u/Telkor
📅︎ Feb 26 2017
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