A list of puns related to "Pbs"
My jammy vice.
I delivered it on a dad joke platter
http://imgur.com/a/98MD4lO
Traffic Jam
They keep saying, SLOW THE SPREAD!
Then she could have peanut butter jelly thyme!
Lead poisoning.
He cried.
I think she's trying to poison me
My wife asked me to make our child a PB&J sammich for his lunch.
I told her that my native american relative tought me how to make the perfect PB&J.
She asked which one? And I said:
Uncle Rusty Bull.
From the Smuckers tribe.
Jam in tray 1.
Having a small party for my guitar and music obsessed soon-to-be 3 year old. Wanted to put some signs next to the food to make it more on-theme. Weβll be serving:
Chicken nuggets PB&Js (in the shape of guitars) Veggie tray Fruit tray Water & juice
Iβm struggling to think of stuff. So far I only have Nirvana Nuggets (which I realize isnβt even a pun) and PB&J Richie Samboraches. Lame, I know π Help me out if you can think of any more!
Miss Lead!
..Y'know, because Lead is Pb on the periodic table..? All of my friends (okay fine, all one of my friends) just stared at me when I told him.. Thought you folks might appreciate it a little more...
Looking for what my fellow Dads would name this garden artwork in my buddies yard.
I called it GandOwlF
Dinner guest: So last night I was watching a PBS documentary on Mars.
Father and Son simultaneously: Wow! How did you get back? (fist bump)
PB-Arrrg
An ISIL-ated incident
One Pb and J sandwich later and she was hospitalized for lead poisoning.
[dad joke] (https://m.imgur.com/p6BewPb)
Growing up I ate a lot of sandwiches. Without fail, every time I asked my father to make one for me this was the exchange...
Me: "Dad, can you make me a sandwich"?
Dad: "POOF! You're a sandwich."
It was maddening, especially when I was jonesing for a PB&J.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C1YAA2xXAAE0Tcx.jpg
She responds, "it would be difficult to make you a pb&j because you are too big. You would be large peanut butter and jelly sandwich."
Is probably this
My girlfriend showed me a photo of severe weather in a town north of us and asked "have you seen the photo from Olds yet?"
"Saw it yesterday! That's old news"
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