A list of puns related to "PBS YOU"
Lead poisoning.
Jam in tray 1.
Having a small party for my guitar and music obsessed soon-to-be 3 year old. Wanted to put some signs next to the food to make it more on-theme. Weβll be serving:
Chicken nuggets PB&Js (in the shape of guitars) Veggie tray Fruit tray Water & juice
Iβm struggling to think of stuff. So far I only have Nirvana Nuggets (which I realize isnβt even a pun) and PB&J Richie Samboraches. Lame, I know π Help me out if you can think of any more!
Miss Lead!
..Y'know, because Lead is Pb on the periodic table..? All of my friends (okay fine, all one of my friends) just stared at me when I told him.. Thought you folks might appreciate it a little more...
Dinner guest: So last night I was watching a PBS documentary on Mars.
Father and Son simultaneously: Wow! How did you get back? (fist bump)
Growing up I ate a lot of sandwiches. Without fail, every time I asked my father to make one for me this was the exchange...
Me: "Dad, can you make me a sandwich"?
Dad: "POOF! You're a sandwich."
It was maddening, especially when I was jonesing for a PB&J.
She responds, "it would be difficult to make you a pb&j because you are too big. You would be large peanut butter and jelly sandwich."
My girlfriend showed me a photo of severe weather in a town north of us and asked "have you seen the photo from Olds yet?"
"Saw it yesterday! That's old news"
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