There's a new show on BBC where heroin junkies can determine via experts, how much money they've shot up over the years.

It's called,Cash in the Addict.

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This mug from BBC weather
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πŸ‘€︎ u/siliconmac
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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BBC made a pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lonelyparrot
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BBC coming up with an atonicshing pun
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BBC have stopped filming Eastenders...

It just goes to prove that you can't make a drama out of a crisis.

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BBC
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mediocrementor
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credit to the bbc for this (possibly accidental?) pun!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doctorgreenwolf
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BBC: Man who threw egg at Jeremy Corbyn charged with beating bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england…
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BBC at the top of their game
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rheasus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2018
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Something fishy about the tag line of this BBC News article...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WinstonRaymond
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The BBC say that new royal baby's name will be announced in due course.

That's a terrible name.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unholysifiman21
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BBC is rumored to be working on a new sequel/prequel series to Doctor Who.

It's titled Nurse What.

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Dad joke from the BBC.

http://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-29443728

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GF got me with this last night while watching our favorite BBC car show

Me: "The cinematography for this show really is top notch." Her: "No babe, it's Top Gear."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StringFu
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2014
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What starts with T, ends with T, and is full of T?

Teapot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lvrcerosis
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Why do hippos always lose arguments in the savannah ?

Because what they say is mostly irrelephant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Panteros
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2 cats in New York test pawsitive for Coronavirus
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Breaking news?

You better fix it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ketchuppie
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Woman asks why 20,000 Bees swarm over her car...

"I did ask 'why pick on my car?' but my husband, who is a bit of a joker, said it was because of all the Bee Gees CDs in the car."

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-humber-40252990

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πŸ‘€︎ u/davedevelopment
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[META](x-post from r/science) The curse of dadjokes.

I was amazed to learn that making awful jokes could turn into a disease. I thought this subreddit might be interested.

http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20160308-the-curse-of-the-people-who-cant-stop-making-puns Sorry I couldn't think of a sick pun for this post.

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I just deleted the German names from my phone

Now it's Hans free

(Credit BBC World Service)

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Piranhas

Sister: You know, on BBC it said that scientists found a new type of piranha in Sweden.

General "oh really" "cool" "wow"

Dad: What did they call it, piranh-b?

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My father comes out with crap all the time, but this one is something else.

'Did you hear about that shooting in Hounslow? Yeah, they closed the shop and everything: some guy had a starter pistol and was threatening to shoot everyone.'
<the sound of my mother and me shocked and putting on BBC News>
'The police said it was race related.'

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The new Chinese athlete at the World Athletics Championships

Listening to the BBC coverage when the presenter said it was time to see Who Won What. I told my son and wife "Ah yes, the promising young Chinese athlete". The groaning is my victory!!

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New road in Iceland to be halted citing concern for elf habitats.

I was reading through current articles of world news today and came across this relatively lighthearted article. My Father's response made it even better.

Iceland will halt construction of a new road as they have received concerns about the safety of elf habitats.

My father determined that the department responsible for this decision was the "Department of Elf and Safety".

http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-27907358

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"Where are the kids?"

I can't quite figure where this joke belongs, but it occurs in this one minute clip featuring a mountain lion. The answer this dad gives to his wife about where the kids are had me rolling:

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-33251042

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Canadian Prime Minister dad jokes in an official statement about finding ship that disappeared 160 years ago

"Finding the first vessel will no doubt provide the momentum - or wind in our sails - necessary to locate its sister ship and find out even more about what happened to the Franklin Expedition's crew."

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-29131757

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