There's a new show on BBC where heroin junkies can determine via experts, how much money they've shot up over the years.

It's called,Cash in the Addict.

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πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 19 2020
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This mug from BBC weather
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/siliconmac
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 22 2019
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BBC made a pun
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Lonelyparrot
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 26 2020
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BBC coming up with an atonicshing pun
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/smallest_ellie
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 05 2019
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BBC have stopped filming Eastenders...

It just goes to prove that you can't make a drama out of a crisis.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/andyginn12
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 18 2020
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BBC
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mediocrementor
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 09 2019
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credit to the bbc for this (possibly accidental?) pun!
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Doctorgreenwolf
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 14 2019
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BBC: Man who threw egg at Jeremy Corbyn charged with beating bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england…
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/spuriousblob
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 04 2019
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BBC at the top of their game
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rheasus
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 26 2018
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Something fishy about the tag line of this BBC News article...
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WinstonRaymond
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 18 2017
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The BBC say that new royal baby's name will be announced in due course.

That's a terrible name.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/unholysifiman21
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BBC is rumored to be working on a new sequel/prequel series to Doctor Who.

It's titled Nurse What.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Der_Verruckte_Fuchs
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 31 2015
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Dad joke from the BBC.

http://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-29443728

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/blargleblargleblarg
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 01 2014
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GF got me with this last night while watching our favorite BBC car show

Me: "The cinematography for this show really is top notch." Her: "No babe, it's Top Gear."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/StringFu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 17 2014
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What starts with T, ends with T, and is full of T?

Teapot

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lvrcerosis
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 27 2020
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Why do hippos always lose arguments in the savannah ?

Because what they say is mostly irrelephant

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Panteros
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 04 2020
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2 cats in New York test pawsitive for Coronavirus
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Neversaynever12345
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 23 2020
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Breaking news?

You better fix it!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ketchuppie
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 12 2019
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Woman asks why 20,000 Bees swarm over her car...

"I did ask 'why pick on my car?' but my husband, who is a bit of a joker, said it was because of all the Bee Gees CDs in the car."

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-humber-40252990

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/davedevelopment
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 13 2017
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[META](x-post from r/science) The curse of dadjokes.

I was amazed to learn that making awful jokes could turn into a disease. I thought this subreddit might be interested.

http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20160308-the-curse-of-the-people-who-cant-stop-making-puns Sorry I couldn't think of a sick pun for this post.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Surcouf
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 10 2016
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I just deleted the German names from my phone

Now it's Hans free

(Credit BBC World Service)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/phatskat
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 25 2015
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Piranhas

Sister: You know, on BBC it said that scientists found a new type of piranha in Sweden.

General "oh really" "cool" "wow"

Dad: What did they call it, piranh-b?

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πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 10 2013
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My father comes out with crap all the time, but this one is something else.

'Did you hear about that shooting in Hounslow? Yeah, they closed the shop and everything: some guy had a starter pistol and was threatening to shoot everyone.'
<the sound of my mother and me shocked and putting on BBC News>
'The police said it was race related.'

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wcrp73
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 18 2015
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The new Chinese athlete at the World Athletics Championships

Listening to the BBC coverage when the presenter said it was time to see Who Won What. I told my son and wife "Ah yes, the promising young Chinese athlete". The groaning is my victory!!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mooders
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 24 2015
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New road in Iceland to be halted citing concern for elf habitats.

I was reading through current articles of world news today and came across this relatively lighthearted article. My Father's response made it even better.

Iceland will halt construction of a new road as they have received concerns about the safety of elf habitats.

My father determined that the department responsible for this decision was the "Department of Elf and Safety".

http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-27907358

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/calum231
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 21 2014
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"Where are the kids?"

I can't quite figure where this joke belongs, but it occurs in this one minute clip featuring a mountain lion. The answer this dad gives to his wife about where the kids are had me rolling:

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-33251042

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jayjacks
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 26 2015
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Canadian Prime Minister dad jokes in an official statement about finding ship that disappeared 160 years ago

"Finding the first vessel will no doubt provide the momentum - or wind in our sails - necessary to locate its sister ship and find out even more about what happened to the Franklin Expedition's crew."

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-29131757

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/IAmNotScottBakula
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