It's called,Cash in the Addict.
That's a terrible name.
It's titled Nurse What.
"I did ask 'why pick on my car?' but my husband, who is a bit of a joker, said it was because of all the Bee Gees CDs in the car."
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-humber-40252990
'Did you hear about that shooting in Hounslow? Yeah, they closed the shop and everything: some guy had a starter pistol and was threatening to shoot everyone.'
<the sound of my mother and me shocked and putting on BBC News>
'The police said it was race related.'
http://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-29443728
I was reading through current articles of world news today and came across this relatively lighthearted article. My Father's response made it even better.
Iceland will halt construction of a new road as they have received concerns about the safety of elf habitats.
My father determined that the department responsible for this decision was the "Department of Elf and Safety".
http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-27907358
I can't quite figure where this joke belongs, but it occurs in this one minute clip featuring a mountain lion. The answer this dad gives to his wife about where the kids are had me rolling:
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-33251042
"Finding the first vessel will no doubt provide the momentum - or wind in our sails - necessary to locate its sister ship and find out even more about what happened to the Franklin Expedition's crew."
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-29131757
Sister: You know, on BBC it said that scientists found a new type of piranha in Sweden.
General "oh really" "cool" "wow"
Dad: What did they call it, piranh-b?
