A list of puns related to "Division"

My sister, the biologist, was studying cell division when she dropped her microscope on my toe.

Mitosis!

Apparently every police department has a food division

However, they only take cases involving a salt and buttery.

I used to work in a small infantry division that lost its heavy artillery budget...

...It really was a tankless job.

What weight division would Heisenberg be in if he were a boxer?

Welter Weight

What is the elite division of space force called?

Spatial ops

What did the CEO say when announcing layoffs at the Southeast Asian division?

"Imma firin Malaysia!"

βͺI was studying cellular division when my sibling stepped on my foot

Mitosis!

Two cells were talking about cell division.

Cell A: I don't know what it does.

Cell B: That makes two of us.

A friend and I were both struggling with division problems. Then we consulted one another and were soon finished.

We concurred and divided.

What followed the great war between multiplication and division?

The Aftermath

Thereβs a fine line between a division sign and a addition sign

Danny Brown's latest album was titled Atrocity Exhibition, after a Joy Division song.

The Joy Division song was in turn named after a novel by J. G. Ballard. This makes 'The Atrocity Exhibition' the book the song the album is named after is named after.

There was a lot of division in 2016, so I'm looking forward to 2017. It's going to be prime.

If I had 50 cents for every maths Exam I failed

Iβd have $8.40.

Weβre remodeling our homeβs exterior and my wife is being prying/divisive regarding who Iβm hiring to do the job.

She really wants to know who Iβm siding with

Told my daughter to wear glasses during math.

It improves division

You know whatβs really odd?

Numbers not divisible by 2.

There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator

Only a fraction of you will understand that

Edit: I see this joke has been quite divisive! Thank you to everyone who made this joke a thousand times better in the comments, you're all amazing, and thank you for the awards!

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What mathematical operation do the French despise?

I don't understand why some people use fractions instead of decimals.

It's pointless.

What kind of math do you do with a sword

Long division

Can't even what..? Finish the sentence...!!

I always sucked at math but thatβs why I love biology.

Itβs the only field where multiplication and division mean the same thing.

Is infinity odd or even?

Oddly enough, it's even. But even so, it's still an odd concept.

Integer puns

50 shades of grey

I want to Express my daughter's age as a fraction 6/12, 9/12, 16/12 etc.. my wife is really upset about it.

In our house It's really causing some division

There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator

only a fraction of people will get this joke

Did you hear about the mother who gave birth to her baby while she was in the sky?

I guess you can say the baby was airborne

Edit: Sorry if the joke is terrible, I just made it up.

I dare you to read this

What tree do you wipe your hands on? A palm tree!

I heard a scary math joke, but Iβm 2^^2 to tell it!

Have you heard of that new movie, βConstipationβ? Well it doesnβt matter, it never came out.

I hurt myself when I went to a theme park in florida. When I went to the doctor, he started wrapping up my left leg, but then I pointed at my right and said βNo, doc, itβs dis knee.β

Last night I got mugged by 6 dwarves. Not Happy.

When Queen Elizabeth farts, everyone in the room must pretend like nothing happened. Noble Gasses donβt cause reactions, after all.

Whatβs the difference between a seal and a sea lion? One electron.

What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises? It becomes Daytrogen!

I called the animal shelter today and said "I've found six kittens in a suitcase in the woods." They said "Are they moving?" I replied "I don't know, but that would explain the suitcase."

Why canβt you trust Atoms? Because they make up everything!

Why do nerds wear glasses? It helps with division

... keep reading on reddit β‘What do you do if a maths puzzle infringes on your civil liberties?

Sue-doku.

I was told to stop talking about cellular mitosis.

Itβs a divisive topic.

My wife was hanging 7 pictures in a row on the wall when I told her should should hang 3 over 4.

Itβs created a real division in our home.

I don't know about you guys, but 2019 seems like an odd year.

Indivisible (X-post MURICA)

You know what's really odd?

Numbers not divisible by two

You know what's really odd?

Numbers not divisible by 2.

What do you call a miniature Yoda?

A Toyota.

Got my wife over dinner

My wife and I were having a late dinner after we put my son to bed. She asked me, "Do you know what all prime rib really is?" I replied "A rib divisible only by itself and one?" The eye roll was audible.

You know whatβs really odd?

Numbers not divisible by 2.

What kind of math do you do with a sword?

Long division.

You know what is really odd?

Numbers not divisible by 2

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