She said, "leaf me alone."
The Naval Corps.
It seems he wasn't very poplar, and is now deciduously less alive. If he returns from the dead, he'll definitely be pining for revenge.
...A pair of Velcrows obviously.
She immediately raised it above her head and said, βThis is a stick up!β
(Credit to my 2.5 year old- inspired by true events)
Itβs tearable.
He was a fanta-stick buddy.
This is a STICK-up!
(Booty Judge)
You are my root
Boy, was that hawkward.
An ampu-tree.
Recovering and bruised, he slowly climbs the tree again, jumps and falls to the ground.
The turtle tries again and again, while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watch his pathetic efforts.
Finally, the female bird turns to her mate, βDarling, don't you think itβs time to tell him heβs adopted?"
The Air Force; they're US AF
He looks down and sees that a full-grown elephant is slowly clambering up the tree. When the elephant finally reaches the branch the squirrel asks, "Why on earth did you climb up into this pine tree?!"
The elephant then says, "I came up here to eat some pears, of course."
The squirrel, completely shocked at the elephant's ignorance, exclaims, "You elephants don't know the first thing about trees! This is a PINE tree, there are no pears here."
The elephant then explains, "Oh, I know, I brought my own."
One falls off, the one still on the branch asked βare you OK?β
The one the ground said βIβll liveβ
Sadly, MS-TRES never became popular.
That's why he joined the Na'vi.
A whittle at a time
Attempted murder
Thanks to /u/Redpike136 for the joke.
So my friend got a job managing a branch for a granite company. And whilst telling my father he dadjoked me pretty hard.
Me: Ya he is managing a granite branch or something.
Dad: Well then, I was not aware that granite grew on trees...
Needless to say i wasn't expecting it.
The Air Force, because they're US AF.
