A list of puns related to "Corps"
They taught me periscoping techniques.
Or as I call him, a submarine.
"What exactly is going on?", I asked.
He replied "A Major engineering feet."
"Matthew, since you play Euphonium now we're going to call you Mattheuph so we don't confuse you with the other Matthew's."
The Naval Corps.
Would it be called the Apple Corps?
It's BjΓΆrk's York Torque Corp.
Last weekend I attended the Marine Corps Ball
I was telling him about it and how we had a very nice time
he responded with "wow, sounds like you had a "ball"!"
We pass a corvette that has veteran plates and my dad says, "Of course he is driving a corvette, he is a corps vet."
I just gave him the ol' grin and eye roll
Me: dad meet my new GF (older, but he has told the same joke for 11 years now...from HS to when I went to the Marine Corps and...now at good college... brought my GF home....still the same Joke) Dad: (as were leaving) remember kids (I'm 27) never pet a burning dog...(I sigh)....and remember outside of a dog a book is a mans best friend (pause ..as always GF turns around with a questionable look on her face)....because inside a dog its too dark to read .... Me: Smile put arm around my GF and just keep walking ..thinking to myself....one day Ill pull this same shit on my kids...one day
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