9 Hilarious Corps Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

I joined the French Submarine Corps to learn how to deal with the loss of a loved one.

They taught me periscoping techniques.

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👤︎ u/HouseofKannan

📅︎ Jul 18 2020

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My son is a Marine Corps reservist

Or as I call him, a submarine.

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👤︎ u/ChaoticFather

📅︎ Apr 22 2018

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A member of the Army Corps of Engineers was working on the design of the bottom of an android

"What exactly is going on?", I asked.

He replied "A Major engineering feet."

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👤︎ u/K3R3G3

📅︎ Mar 10 2016

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At Drum Corps. I heard this.

"Matthew, since you play Euphonium now we're going to call you Mattheuph so we don't confuse you with the other Matthew's."

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👤︎ u/Senil888

📅︎ Jan 17 2015

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What military branch is an expert on belly buttons?

The Naval Corps.

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👤︎ u/themoistimportance

📅︎ Oct 23 2020

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If Apple ever created a police force....

Would it be called the Apple Corps?

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👤︎ u/ZeeGhastly

📅︎ Jul 12 2020

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A company that makes powerful pick up trucks in a northern city of England started by a famous Icelandic electronic pop artist.

It's Björk's York Torque Corp.

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👤︎ u/dhdoctor

📅︎ Nov 27 2019

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My Grandfather got me

Last weekend I attended the Marine Corps Ball

I was telling him about it and how we had a very nice time

he responded with "wow, sounds like you had a "ball"!"

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👤︎ u/SCV_JARHEAD

📅︎ Nov 11 2015

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While I was riding in the car when...

We pass a corvette that has veteran plates and my dad says, "Of course he is driving a corvette, he is a corps vet."

I just gave him the ol' grin and eye roll

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👤︎ u/The_Only_Abe

📅︎ Jun 09 2015

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