Why do pizza makers go to work everyday?
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The wine makers have increased production
Apparently they are having a very grape day.
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︎ Feb 15 2021
What did the ice cream maker use to water his garden?
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︎ Jan 26 2021
Called my wife and said, "I'm almost home, honey, could you please put the coffee maker on." After a twenty second pause, I asked, "You still there sweetheart?" She answered, "Yeah..."
"But I don't think the coffee maker wants to talk right now!"
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︎ Dec 31 2020
How do German bread makers greet each other at the beginning of the day?
They say "Gluten Morgen!"
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︎ Dec 12 2020
What did the cheese maker say to his wife when he divorced?
Donβt brie upset, itβs for the greater gouda
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︎ Dec 13 2020
Instead of water, I accidentally put RedBull in the the back of my coffee maker this morning.
I was halfway to work before I realized I forgot my car.
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︎ Nov 23 2020
Why do sausage makers love migratory seabirds?
Because it takes a tern for the wurst.
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︎ Dec 01 2020
What is a pasta makerβs favorite childrenβs story?
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︎ Oct 12 2020
Why do movie makers record laser gun sound effects in churches?
Because they go βpew pew pewβ.
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︎ Jul 23 2020
The makers of these limes clearly watch CNN
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︎ Aug 05 2020
What do you call a bearded vase maker?
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︎ Aug 20 2020
A man's wife decided to become a whiskey-maker.
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︎ Jul 06 2020
Coffee maker asks the coffee pot...
"Where's all the coffee?"
Coffee pot replies, "We were mugged."
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︎ Aug 01 2020
When making authentic Belgium waffles, how much batter should you add to the waffle maker?
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︎ Aug 18 2020
Slightly peeved that the makers of the shampoo, "Head and Shoulders"...
β¦have not followed up with a bodywash called, "Knees and toes."
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︎ Mar 11 2019
I met my wife when she was a whiskey maker
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︎ May 31 2020
What does a board game maker do when discussing their ideas?
They monopolize the conversation
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︎ Mar 05 2020
What did the cutlery maker say when he lost some metal?
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︎ Jul 29 2020
My coffee maker said some really horrible things about me while it was brewing my coffee.
Thatβs the last time I have a dark roast.
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︎ Apr 18 2020
Why did the second-rate toy plastic brick maker become obsessed?
Because he just couldnβt Lego.
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︎ Apr 23 2020
How did the telephone maker propose to his girlfriend?
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︎ Feb 03 2020
Have you heard what happened to unemployed perfume makers?
They are not making any scents ππΌ
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︎ May 01 2020
My cheating girlfriend has a job as a whiskey maker....
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︎ Nov 13 2019
Some lady beat me out for the job at the pottery makers...
I would have kiln for that job.
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︎ Dec 17 2019
What did Saddam Hussein and cheese makers have in common?
They both had curds in their whey.
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︎ Nov 30 2019
A lawyer and a law maker had been in an argument for several years, escalating into a bet to see who would break the law first. The lawyer then found himself in a trial against the law maker.
The law maker was outlawed.
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︎ Feb 05 2020
That desert heat must have started getting to the sign makers
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︎ Apr 03 2019
What did the sausage maker call his sausage slicer?
In his casing, it was a knife
(credit to K)
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︎ Dec 17 2019
What did the bread maker say to his wife?
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︎ Jul 23 2019
Why are all shoe makers going to heaven?
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︎ Nov 28 2019
After he installs the new granite surfaces in your kitchen, does the Cabinet Maker hand you
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︎ Jun 11 2017
I took apart the coffee maker to clean it but can't figure out how to put it back together.
My wife says this is grounds for divorce...
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︎ Jan 30 2019
Why couldnβt the pasta-maker get into his house?
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︎ Oct 15 2019
Where do they send the craziest of pun-makers?
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︎ Jan 06 2019
Why did the man have a moment of clarity after he bought a coin maker?
Because it all made cents now.
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︎ Feb 18 2019
What do you call a Parisian pancake maker who asks too many personal questions?
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︎ Apr 08 2019
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︎ Apr 08 2019
Why was the cabinet maker fired on his first day?
He just couldn't get a handle on it
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︎ Feb 24 2017
What is Germany's best joke-maker machine?
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︎ Dec 06 2018
Why did the pizza-maker ask for a raise?
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︎ Feb 24 2019
Did you know the match makers' union didn't have picket lines for their labor disputes?
They were strike anywhere.
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︎ Jul 25 2019
The makers of 'Snakes and Ladders' really missed an opportunity to call it 'Adders and Ladders'
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︎ Oct 11 2018
I just got a futuristic coffee maker.
It was a ground-breaking development.
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︎ Apr 06 2019
I was on the phone with my wife and said, "I'm almost home, honey, please put the coffee maker on." After a twenty second pause, I asked, "You still there sweetheart?"
"Yeahβ¦" she replied. "But I don't think the coffee maker wants to talk right nowβ¦"
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︎ Apr 16 2020
Slightly peeved that the makers of the shampoo, "Head and Shoulders"...
β¦have not followed up with a bodywash called, "Knees and toes."
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︎ Aug 12 2019
Time to meet your maker!
Said the coffee maker to the coffee beans
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︎ Apr 04 2020
I was on the phone with my wife and said, "I'm almost home, honey, please put the coffee maker on."
After a twenty second pause, I asked, "You still there sweetheart?"
"Yeah," she replied, "β¦but I don't think the coffee maker wants to talk right nowβ¦"
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︎ Jul 05 2017
Slightly peeved that the makers of the shampoo "Head and Shoulders"...
β¦have not followed up with a bodywash called, "Knees and toes."
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︎ May 05 2017
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