A confectioner just couldn’t break bad news to anyone

He kept sugarcoating everything

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Go ahead, ridicule me for not knowing what confectioner's sugar is.

It's fine.

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I heard they don't allow confectioners in the armed services anymore...

...too many desserters.

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I did a sugar plantation tour in Jamaica...

... the guide showed us all around the plantation and gave us the history of caster, granulated, confectioners, and pearl sugar. I asked the guide “how much brown sugar do you make?”. He replied “no we have nunna dem here sir”

“Why not? Are they harder to find?”

“Yes. Demerara”

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