I use to work in a liquorice factory.

It was ALL-SORTS of fun

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2021
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My mate used liquorice as bait when he went fishing.

He caught all sorts!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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Did you hear about the man that got sick from eating a bag of liquorice a day?

He’s all sorted now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PrivateZeus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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My brother asked me what my favourite kind of liquorice is.

β€œAllsorts!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/georginfag
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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You know what's weird about liquorice?

It isn't liquor-ish

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2015
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Got my GF while watching Colbert

My girlfriend and I are in bed watching the Late Show with Stephen Colbert eating red liquorice. I asked for one and she tosses one to me. I bite into it and with a grin on my face I raise the liquorice to my ear.

"Hey! Hey! Hey!" I grin excitedly.

She turns and glares at me.

"I heard it through the Red Vine!"

She starts to reluctantly chuckle which turns to her laughing and then her beating me with a pillow. While she is doing this, Amy Schumer made a funny joke that made Colbert laugh. "You made me miss a funny joke!"

"What do you mean? You just heard one!"

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2015
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