.....get it no bell 🤣
The dirty bastard.
That was last Tuesday, and I still haven’t got all the crumbs out of my hair.
His friends described him as a round and pulpy man who loved his wife and penguins. He will be deeply pooped.
that was an ice-olated incident.
He’s Groening
But he hesitated
Flex shoes; they make him go Phil Swift!
There will be no coffin at his funeral.
Only his closest family was at the funeral but they live streamed it on Zoom. Some degenerate hacked the feed and starting playing the hokey pokey audio and he kept putting his left foot in and out of the coffin. His family was initially horrified at the hack but later was able to laugh a little, out of the sheer ridiculousness of the situation. They learned to live in the moment and remember the good moments of life, and that’s what it’s all about.
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He didn’t have enough to wager, so he was forced to fold.
I didn’t even know he was I’ll
Roiland on the River
He was lowered into the coffin, flipped over, and then lowered again.
Well, he's Notch.
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My sister is in the emergency room with second degree burns on her foot from cooking oil, I need puns to make fun of her at thanksgiving.
Be merciless.
Edit: it was great, you're puns were big hits. After each pun I said your username without context, but at the end of dinner someone asked me if I was going insane and I said "no, those are the pun credits" so, in some of your cases it was pretty funny to say out of context.
Thank you all for your entries, they were great!
His trial is to last forever
https://i.redd.it/1l6mg6iqioh11.jpg
The shovel was truly groundbreaking!
...They´re calling the plan ninten-dough
He made a mint..
.. should get a Nobel prize.
