33 Hilarious Developer Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Why do Python developers wear glasses?

Because they can't "C".

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👤︎ u/Aditheredditian

📅︎ May 23 2021

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Why do developers never put horse-drawn carriages in their games?

They can be buggy

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👤︎ u/109488

📅︎ Dec 22 2020

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Why do some developers need glasses?

Because they cant C#.

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👤︎ u/maplesyruptrees

📅︎ Nov 14 2020

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How many developers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None - that's a hardware problem.

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👤︎ u/EnigmaticLemons

📅︎ Aug 26 2020

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What do Vampire Software Developers Abhor?

Stakeholders.

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👤︎ u/evilteach

📅︎ Oct 15 2020

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Not the best name for a developer

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👤︎ u/TennisStarNo1

📅︎ Aug 22 2020

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Why don't developers carry guns?

They have troubleshooting.

Edit: Wow! This really took off! I'm happy to have inspired so many grins, cringes, and chuckles!

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👤︎ u/PickleFart69

📅︎ Sep 04 2019

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What kind of web developers DO like bugs?

Spiders!

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👤︎ u/notsafeforh0me

📅︎ Jul 25 2020

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What is a web developer's favourite tea?

URL Grey

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👤︎ u/GaryTheKnight

📅︎ Oct 03 2019

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What did the Minecraft developer say when he looked as his daily schedule?

Not a Nether meeting!

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👤︎ u/-the-BoneChurch

📅︎ May 02 2020

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iPhone developers party was full of clumsy festive drinkers again says Apple in cider

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👤︎ u/pelomTEN

📅︎ Nov 15 2019

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Web developer

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👤︎ u/mrbaseball54

📅︎ Feb 16 2019

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Where does a web developer like to drink?

At the scrollbar

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👤︎ u/GaryTheKnight

📅︎ Oct 14 2019

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What's a blockchain developer's fav breakfast item?

Hash browns.

ba dum tss

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👤︎ u/alexgabriel_i

📅︎ Sep 02 2018

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If you need a website made, call a web developer

He's domain man

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👤︎ u/GaryTheKnight

📅︎ Aug 27 2019

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Web Developer {X-Post from ProgrammerHumor}

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👤︎ u/Grateful4Life

📅︎ Jul 30 2018

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What did the football coach say to the game developer when they loss?

Ubisoft

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👤︎ u/Tribulock

📅︎ Apr 08 2019

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Why do software developers always say 'it works on my machine'?

It's a regular expression.

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👤︎ u/pawailq

📅︎ Jan 07 2019

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What do you call a web developer who likes to find bugs?

A spider

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👤︎ u/Smilie_

📅︎ Sep 21 2017

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Front-End Developer Ad for PornHub reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHu…

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👤︎ u/c3534l

📅︎ Jun 29 2017

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Web developers must have a knack for spiders.

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👤︎ u/HighwayCrawler

📅︎ May 08 2017

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What is the favorite food of software developers?

Copy-pasta.

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👤︎ u/analytik

📅︎ Dec 01 2017

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Some time in the future, after Michael Bluth became a web developer, he started experiencing severe narcolepsy

Apparently he was suffering from arrested development.

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👤︎ u/AnOrnateToilet

📅︎ Oct 09 2017

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Database developer at my work...

Nerd1: You're going to get cancer if you have bad genes, doesn't matter what you do.

Nerd2: I'm not sure about that.

Dad: That's why I bought my jeans at the Gap.

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👤︎ u/slightlyintoxicated1

📅︎ Feb 02 2017

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I'm a developer for a software called CAM

My manager sees me working late on the IM. MANAGER: burning the midnight oil? ME: yeah MANAGER: alright, good night and don't let the CAM bugs bite!

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👤︎ u/_toro

📅︎ Oct 16 2014

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I didn't know that Rocket(dayz developer) is a Dad but here it goes x-post r/dayz

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👤︎ u/_moerk

📅︎ Nov 26 2013

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Our lead developer just told me he's getting 500 internal server errors from a new site we're setting up

I told him that's an awful lot of errors for a brand new site

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👤︎ u/unstablereality

📅︎ Jan 08 2015

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Why do python developers wear glasses?

Because they cant C

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👤︎ u/saber_boi

📅︎ Sep 11 2020

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Why do most web developers wear glasses?

Because they can't C:

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👤︎ u/notsafeforh0me

📅︎ Jul 25 2020

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What's a web developer's favourite tea?

URL Grey.

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👤︎ u/Sammy_Colon

📅︎ Jul 15 2019

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What is a web developer's favourite tea?

URL Grey.

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👤︎ u/ENJOYblet

📅︎ Oct 13 2019

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What's a web developer's favorite type of tea?

URL Grey

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👤︎ u/jad1223

📅︎ Oct 03 2019

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Spiders are the only web developers who like to find bugs

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👤︎ u/TheTexican11

📅︎ Apr 27 2019

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