If someone makes their fortune in ships, we call them a shipping magnate. If someone makes their fortune in oil, we call them an oil magnate. What do you call someone who makes their fortune...

...selling fridges?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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If I disrupted the appliance industry, I could be a refrigerator magnate
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πŸ‘€︎ u/taxidata
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2016
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I invented a new myth to delight my kids

There once was a greedy ore mining magnate who wished that everything he touched would turn into iron. He was careful to always wear gloves except when making huge loads of ore, except for one day when a mosquito landed on his knee. Not thinking, the magnate slapped his leg with his exposed hand. His knee immediately became metallic and the sudden change to his blood pressure caused almost instantaneous death.

Later in the morgue the Coroner noted that it was a classic example of situational iron knee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CapnFancyPants
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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When I grow up, I want to be the world’s largest supplier of neodymium.

That way, I can be a magnet magnate.

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Why is deadmau5 an attractive guy?

Well for starters he’s an electro magnate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ingrahamlincoln
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2018
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What do you call a successful, wealthy poultry farmer?

A chick magnate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsmoolla
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2017
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If Einstein had followed up on his patented design for a kitchen appliance refrigerator

He could have sold millions of them and become a fridge magnate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stcamellia
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2014
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What do you call a man who got rich selling refrigerators?

A fridge magnate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/futurehead22
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2015
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My grandfather felt the need to explain us who exactly "Jack Schitt" is and how much we REALLY don't know him.

For some time many of us have wondered, just who is Jack Schitt?

We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!'

Well, thanks to my personal genealogy research efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.

Awe Schitt was married to O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, and owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.

After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition who was nick-named Chicken Schitt.

Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.

The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.

The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.

He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them.

Sincerely,

Crock O. Schitt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaeqPiegDeivys
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2014
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If someone makes their fortune in ships, we call him a shipping magnate. If someone makes their fortune in oil, we call them an oil magnate. What do you call someone who makes his fortune selling fridges?
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