These Who Wants to be a Millionaire puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TarterSauce54321
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2018
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I wanted to be a multi millionaire just like my dad.

He always wanted to be a multi millionaire too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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What did the German millionaire say about his yacht?

.... It's verboten

Made up for my son when he was 5 forever ago

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dbcher
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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When I told my new girlfriend that I want to be a millionaire like my dad, she gasped, β€œWow, your dad’s a millionaire!?” I replied...

β€œNo, but he wants to be!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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I became a millionaire when I got married...

Before that, I was a multi-millionaire.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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My wife made me a millionaire

Granted I was a billionaire before I met her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dytgf
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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Why did the lonely millionaire sell the majority of his business?

He wanted a little company.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ill_will_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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What did the millionaire learn when he got in a car accident?

He learned how his Mercedes Benz

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chicken-littler
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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"I would love to be a millionaire one day,' said my son.

So I asked him: "Why not longer?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2018
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My son hit puberty and I said congratulations, you're a millionaire...

Check your sperm count.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jetty_Boy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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You can never trust someone who says they are a quarter millionaire.

You don’t know if they have $250,000 or $1,000,000 in Quarters.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PNaugle
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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My son said he wanted to be a millionaire one day.

What an idiot. Surely it would be better to be one your entire life.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2018
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"I would love to be a millionaire one day," said my son. reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2018
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What do you call a Chinese millionaire?

>Cha Ching

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2016
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After the stock market crash, the former millionaire was depressed

He was used to living the good life, and all the perks that go with it. His refined palette missed the fine dining, at five-star restaurants run by top chefs. Now reduced to eating macaroni and cheese with hotdogs, he looked down at his plate and contemplated suicide.

It was a wurst case scenario.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Possum
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2017
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When your pun becomes your business - spotted on the Isle of Wight. I reckon that this time next year, they will be millionaires... imgur.com/MAA6njW
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πŸ‘€︎ u/facepalmfarm
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2016
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I wanted to be a multi millionaire just like my dad.

He always wanted to be a multi millionaire too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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I wish I was a millionaire, like my dad...

He wishes he was a millionaire, too.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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I want to be a millionaire just like my dad

He wanted to be a millionaire too

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trtlman
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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I've always wanted to be a Millionaire just like my Dad...

He always wanted to be a Millionaire too

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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I would like to be a millionaire just like my dad.

He always wanted to be a millionaire too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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I would like to be a millionaire just like my dad.

He always wanted to be a millionaire too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2019
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I’d like to be a millionaire just like my father.

He wanted to be a millionaire too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2018
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I've always wanted to be a millionaire, just like my dad.

β€”Wow, your dad was a millionaire?

β€”No, but he always wanted to be one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kuebic
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2016
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