That they're politicool...
Im biased but i think its genius
I guess our government has a problem with crohnyism.
They are always recycling their speeches.
Must be the Al gore rhythm.
Constipation. They are always full of shit.
He was Satired'
He gets taller.
The would-be mentor insisted on going to a seafood restaurant and then he ordered his favorite meal for the both of them. When the hard working, fresh-out-of-journalism-school grad asked the veteran newshound how he always managed to get witty phrases from the Prime Ministers and Presidents he interviewed, a sly smile swam across his face.
Intrigued, she watched intently while he reached for his wallet then removed a €5 note. Holding it toward her face over the table, she was surprised when the greying beat writer dropped the money directly on her uneaten dinner and held an index finger to his closed lips.
As they both looked down at the seafood platter, his paper Euro was suddenly sucked under the rings of fried calamari until it disappeared from sight. After what sounded like a stand-up comedian clearing his throat, a male voice with an Eastern European accent clearly rose out of her food. It said, "Trump asked for dirt on Biden so I sent him some good Ukrainian topsoil."
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"Greetings, comrade." says the spy, but before he could finish his sentence, the Russian says, "I think you are American spy."
The spy is alarmed, but being a skilled, trained, spy, he says, "That is not true! I am the proudest Soviet there is! I can sing the anthem more beautifully than any other man in the country!"
He then proceeds to sing the Soviet anthem, so melodically and beautifully, that everybody in the bar cheers.
"Very good, very good!" says the politician. "But I still think you are spy."
The man continues to keep his cool.
"I am a historian! I can tell you everything about this glorious country!"
He then spends about two hours recounting the Revolution, the Great Patriotic War, about how superior to the Russia is in terms of technology compared to America and makes a great argument about how communism is beneficial to society.
"Amazing! You are skilled!" says the politician.
The spy smirks.
"But I still think you American spy."
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Imagine if she was Fulltime-Cortez!
I was just sitting around doing nothing.
It was quite the squid pro glow!
They're good at pulling strings.
If they don't go back and fix their mistakes, they're letting the Errorists win. But if they do fix mistakes, they're being Eracist.
They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
because they always act on aMotion.
Their goto is to switch statements.
He refused to step down!
Because 20/20 vision means you have perfectly good sight.
Pun on a pun: I wonder if RealClearPolitics.com will catch on.
He suffered from Electile dysfunction.
Deep down, they are good people.
They get taller!
An anal probe
He really opened a lot of young minds!
She ran for mare.
I wont fight an unarmed man.
Psychologists call it Déjà poo.
He had very good arrrrrguments.
I think it’s maoware.
I think it's maoware.
He is now a piller of the community.
You walk for office!
Democrats: chicken cordon bleu
Republicans: chicken cordon red
They say he's ahead in the polls.
They called themselves MP3.
Because he was trying to become in-flu-ential...
They reveal what is suggestive, but conceal what is vital.
They say it's just a naan issue.
In DC-ent exposure!
He ran a schmear campaign.
My apologies for this joke having a long lead up, but stay with me for a second and you'll understand. With the Ontario provincial elections having come and gone, it had reminded me of this getting dad joked by my uncle and a bit of underlying sarcasm that goes along with politics and the voting process. I was at my uncles farm and we were setting up for some target practice for my son and his buddy. My uncle says to me go into the shop there in the left front corner and grab one of those targets I have. As I execute my search for such item I see that they are old politic yard signs with paper targets stapled over top. I come out teasing my uncle that it looks like he's now supporting the green party, to which he reply's (queue dad joke).....
"Figured Id give 'em a shot"
Now let that sink in like I had too!
Damn he's good, and at age 78 Im totally impressed!