13 Hilarious Businessman Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

There was a businessman who owned a hydroelectric power plant, and was slowly going bankrupt.

When he asked for money from his friends and family, they refused,

as it wasn't their dam business

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👤︎ u/23Silicon

📅︎ May 07 2020

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What did the businessman say in Antarctica?

“It’s hard to make money in this climate!”

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👤︎ u/Mush_Tilly

📅︎ May 22 2020

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What did the doctor say to the businessman? with an enlarged prostate who was being audited for tax evasion?

Urine trouble

*Apologies for the early '?'

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👤︎ u/oyohval

📅︎ Mar 26 2020

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What would a businessman name his laundry shop if he is a Star Wars fan?

Star Wash: Attack of the clothes.

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👤︎ u/Baldomccoy

📅︎ Aug 26 2019

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What is an indecisive businessman's favorite article of clothing?

It's a tie!

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👤︎ u/benagain1

📅︎ Feb 07 2019

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Where does a businessman buy his broth?

The stock market.

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👤︎ u/monstermunch158

📅︎ Sep 29 2018

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Which businessman would make the best Avenger?

Jeff Bezos because he would be AMAZing.

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👤︎ u/officialdavid1

📅︎ Aug 29 2018

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What's the difference between a homeless man on a unicycle and a businessman on a bicycle?

Attire

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👤︎ u/sacredsnail

📅︎ Sep 07 2015

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What is the difference between a businessman on a bike and hobo on a tricycle?

a tire / attire.

(This one was from my 16 year old son. Couldn't be prouder.)

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👤︎ u/JimMcKeeth

📅︎ Jan 16 2015

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What do you call a baker giving out free desserts?

A terrible businessman, but he considers it pie-lanthropy

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👤︎ u/BeerAndJameson

📅︎ Jul 07 2019

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Wife: How did Mr. Big, an arctic shrew, get polar bears to work for him?

Me: He must have been a SHREWD businessman!

Cue groan and rolling over to bury her head under the pillow as I giggled for 5min

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👤︎ u/0hwowitsme

📅︎ Mar 01 2018

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Girlfriend talks with me about the Pope and business

GF: "Hey blakinola, Why would the pope be a good businessman?"

Me: "I dunno, why would he be a good businessman?"

GF: "Because he would be running a Holy-owned subsidiary"

*audible groan*

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👤︎ u/blakinola

📅︎ Sep 28 2015

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Arriving at Anime Weekend Atlanta

Pull up. See some Death Note cosplayers walking into the building. Suddenly hear dad as we exit the car, "YEAH! GO BUSINESSMAN!"

Goddammit, dad. Just let this whole place know you don't belong here.

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👤︎ u/IronicallyMature

📅︎ Sep 03 2013

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