As I got out on the 11th floor, the lift operator said, "Have a good day son."

"Don't call me son, you're not my dad.!!" I said.

As the lift door closed, he looked me in the eye and said, "I brought you up, didn't I ?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
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I got fired from my job as a train operator and my job as a lightning rod.

I guess I'm just a bad conductor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bagabus
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2021
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My boss said to me, β€œYou are the worst train operator ever. How many trains have you derailed in the past year?”

I said, β€œI’m not sure. It’s so hard to keep track.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aromipesa
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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I just got a new job as a guillotine operator....

Beheading there shortly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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I recently got a job as an elevator operator

It has its ups and downs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gagi11030
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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She fell in love with a crane operator

She got let down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Josentangles
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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That steam roller operator said the nicest thing to me as he ran me over...

I'm flattered.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ahughman
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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I rode the elevator to the eleventh floor and as I got out, the operator said, β€œHave a good day, son.” I replied, β€œDon’t call me son, you’re not my dad.” He scratched his head and said...

β€œNo, but I brought you up, didn’t I?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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Recently, I've resigned from my position as a tunnel drill operator.

The job was boring.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/b3rkath
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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Me: My wife is going into labor! Operator: Is this her first child?

Me: No it’s her husband......

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What's a crane operator's favorite pasta?

Rigatoni

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πŸ‘€︎ u/megatronJERK
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2020
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What does Santa Claus use a mod operator for?

To find his remain-deer ;o)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hopplethop
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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I asked the operator to cauliflower...

She laughed so hard she hit the floret!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KeepTheFaith613
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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TIL that in WWII Jewish Americans refused to be radio operators.

It was because at the time we only used HAM radios.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cananbaum
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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I was in a long-term relationship with a rollercoaster operator.

It had it's ups and downs.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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What did the forklift operator do with the worker's whiskey?

He Lifted their spirits.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OneTrueGrizzly
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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Today I got fired from being a bulldozer operator.

I can't seem to get over it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TwoMoreDays
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2018
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When I was a navy operator, I always wondered why this plane came close to us.

Then it hit me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScheidNation21
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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What happened when the bulldozer operator became a dad?

He razed his children well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBaldpocalypse
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2018
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The operator on the phone line told me she was standing by for more info...

I told her that she could sit if she wanted to.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mingonius
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2018
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In order to be a locomotive operator...

you need to train super hard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2076baseballbat
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2017
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I used to be an elevator operator

It had its ups and downs. There was this kid who would come in and try to interfere with my job. Man, he really knew how to push my buttons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KnowBuddysPerfect
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2013
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I rode the elevator to the eleventh floor, and as I got out, the operator said "Have a good day, son" reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tskcool
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2018
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Crane operator pulled this on me today

While on a roof 40 feet above the operator he shuts off the crane and says "you know snarky, I really look up to you"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snarky2113
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2015
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Back when I lived in New York, I had a friend named Justin, who worked as an NBA clock operator.

We called him Justin, the Knick of time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRealCalypso
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2015
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Why did the drill operator quit his job?

He said there was too much boring business involved.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brospankems
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2017
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There was a train operator who had a really bad temper.

There was a train operator who had a really bad temper. Nobody liked him. He would always bark at people and be aggressive towards them. One day an 18 year old girl tried to get on his train near its departure time, but being the man he was, he started moving the train, she fell under it and died. The man was immediately hauled off to court where he was sentenced to desth by electric chair. So they strapped him in and pressed the switch, but nothing happend. Baffled, they let him go. The operator thought long and hard about his actions and decided to improve his life. So when an old woman tried to get on his train near the departure time and seeing her, he waited for her to get on. Unfortunately she tripped, fell, and died. He was hauled off to court again and due to his past reputation, he was sentenced to death by electric chair again. This time when they pulled the switch he was shocked and he died.

Why did it work this time, but not the first time? The first time he was a bad conductor, but the second time he was a good conductor.

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The norweigan radar operator reported seeing some birds on screen

He's Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/motoh
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2011
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Kid: why was the first woman NYC Subway operator such a success?

Dad: well, it's obvious - she was well trained

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The elevator operator at work got me today.

I'm a construction worker in NYC. At my current job site we're working on a new super tall building, the second tallest in the city. Attached to the building is a temporary construction elevator for moving people and materials up to the upper floors.

So I get in the elevator and it's only me and the operator. We chit chat for the ride up and I ask "So what's it like being an elevator operator for this building?"

He replies "Oh you know, it has its ups and downs"

In hindsight I think I walked right into that one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mercurydriver
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2015
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Vehicle operators make IT professionals mad.

I can't stand these bad drivers!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Imprezya
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2013
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What did the pancake say to the elevator operator?

Sir! Up, please.

(I use this one every time we have pancakes for breakfast. EVERY TIME.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/w_r_e
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2015
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A am a pedicab operator and sometimes we hit potholes.

My new favorite line is "It's not my fault, it's the asphalt"

Stolen from Adam. He seems to get laughs. I'm like 30% and rising. Delivery is everything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maadvocate
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2015
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My dad is a water filtration plant operator.

I was trying to level a bucket of water but the table was not level. He said, "I forgot to turn the water stabilizers on last night."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rehtycs
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2014
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My boss said to me, β€œYou are the worst train operator ever. How many trains have you derailed in the past year?”

I said, β€œI’m not sure. It’s so hard to keep track.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2020
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I worked as an elevator operator

The job had its ups and downs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gt_inferno1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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Being an elevator operator isn't easy

It has ups and downs too.

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I used to have a job as a drill operator...

It was well boring

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aust_coleman
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2018
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