Operating Puns

A list of puns related to "Operating"

Operating a solar farm is probably easy

After all, it's a light crop

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👤︎ u/RKO-Cutter
📅︎ Dec 15 2020
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What's a celibate person's favourite operating system?

Unix.

(Eunuchs.)

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👤︎ u/DENelson83
📅︎ Dec 09 2020
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What would happen if you give McDonalds an operating system
  • They'd sell Mac
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👤︎ u/ChickenFuzzNuts
📅︎ Oct 26 2020
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What happens if you give a site foreman an operating system

He'll install windows

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👤︎ u/ChickenFuzzNuts
📅︎ Oct 26 2020
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System of Operating
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👤︎ u/MNguyen720
📅︎ Sep 12 2020
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I couldn't decide on which side of the road I wanted to use my loom. On the northbound side the southbound side looked better. And upon crossing to the southbound side, the northbound side looked better. The cops soon arrested me for operating under the influence.

They said I was weaving all over the road.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Aug 30 2020
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Trying to figure out the reason why I have such difficulty with operating my doorbell.

I just can’t put my finger on it.

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle
📅︎ May 23 2020
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A computer engineer came to my house. I said, "I can't get aroused by programs and other operating information on my machine."

He said, "Software?"

I said, "In my pants."

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Apr 25 2020
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Jamaicans that fear operating doors with a key...

They dreadlocks.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Feb 23 2020
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Will feels trapped inside his operating system, unable to make non-deterministic decisions.

Will free will free Will?

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👤︎ u/shpongolian
📅︎ Oct 13 2019
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I feel bad for the guy laughing in the operating room

He is in stitches as we speak.

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👤︎ u/NotoriousHothead37
📅︎ Aug 22 2019
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My German IT guy won't let me run the Microsoft Disk Operating System on my computer.

DOS ist verboten.

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👤︎ u/vaxis2113
📅︎ Oct 19 2018
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I decided to start a chain of money changers operating on ships at sea.

We always gotta keep watch of the changes in currency.

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👤︎ u/piggysam
📅︎ May 02 2019
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What’s ALEXA’s Operating System

Jeff BezOS

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👤︎ u/CrabsForBreakfast
📅︎ Mar 24 2019
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It's time to terminate your old operating system
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👤︎ u/bmaxey813
📅︎ Mar 03 2014
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At a graduate seminar on operating systems

Professor: This paper is comparing Windows Vista performance against Windows 7 in the wild, but it makes no attempt to control for hardware, so it's not an apples-to-apples comparison.

Me: For an apples-to-apples comparison they'd need to compare OSX and iOS, wouldn't they?

(Yes, I really said this)

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👤︎ u/dspeyer
📅︎ Apr 17 2015
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What do you call a T-Rex operating a Ferris wheel?

A carnievor.

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👤︎ u/Hephsters
📅︎ Aug 17 2017
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A class of students is taking a tour of a cheese factory. The tour guide is showing the kids where the cheese is made, when suddenly a worker operating a forklift loses control and the vehicle goes hurtling towards the visitors. The worker screams:

"Get out of the whey!!!"

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👤︎ u/lyonhart31
📅︎ Dec 01 2013
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What do you call an eight-sided medical operating theater?

A doctagon.

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👤︎ u/lukehashj
📅︎ Mar 07 2016
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I work in an elective orthopaedic operating theatre

Mostly doing hip and knee replacements.

On a regular basis, someone will point to the X-ray screen and say: "will someone change the channel? I've seen this episode before"

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👤︎ u/machschau
📅︎ Jun 05 2015
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The real reason Microsoft is calling the new operating system Windows 10

Because Windows 7 ate 9

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👤︎ u/Freedmonster
📅︎ Oct 01 2014
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