What do you call a carrier pigeon that has become afraid to fly?
A warier pigeon.
My mail carrier got a sex change, so now she's really a post-man ...
guess she had the wrong package.
BREAKING: The United States, after mistaking it for an Iranian submarine, has struck a utility submarine with an underwater torpedo that was en route to displace the shipping carrier blocking the Suez Canal, killing all 169 aboard
whoops wrong sub
What is the worst part about being a letter carrier in the middle ages?
All the chain mail.
Why would prometheus make a good mail carrier?
He has alot of experience with de-livering.
An explosion on an aircraft carrier severed most of the crew’s arms at the wrist.
The clean-up that followed was all hands on deck.
So for Halloween I’m going to wear a baby carrier with a bag of sugar in it.
I’ll be a sugar daddy.
Looks like we've got a cats-serole in the insulated casserole carrier!
I asked Google to find me pictures of pregnant mail carriers...
And boy, did it deliver.
What's a rubber gasket on an aircraft carrier called?
Credit to /u/Repulzz for their post.
I wasn't sure on the crossposting rules, but I really thought this joke was r/dadjokes material.
In 1902 Willis Carrier invented the first modern air conditioner
What a cool idea
What phone carrier does a traveling nun use?
Virgin Mobile.
Why is her cellphone bill so high?
Because she's a roamin' Catholic.
What do aircraft carriers eat for breakfast?
Scrambled jets.
What do men with fedoras call female postal carriers?
Mail ladies.
Me: Which is the Empire's preferred cell phone carrier?
