Me and my wife were scrambling to leave the house today. I happened to introduce myself to the mailman at the perfect time. His name was Mikey. Just then I turned back inside...

And yelled "HONEY, I FOUND THEM!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fartingpinetree
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I scared the mailman by answering the door naked.

I don't know what scared him more. The fact I was naked or because I knew where he lived.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/orduk
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16
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I quit my job as a mailman when they handed me my first letter to deliver.

I looked at it and thought, β€œThis isn’t for me.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11
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I jokingly asked my mailman if they test all packages for coronavirus, but he didn't laugh, and now I'm not receiving any letters.

I think my delivery may be off.

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Our mailman got a sex change

so we call him the postman now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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I quit my job as a mailman when they gave me first letter to deliver.

I looked at it and thought, β€œThis isn’t for me.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13
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My friends keep telling me that I’m the worst mailman they’ve ever seen.

Shit. Meant to post this somewhere else .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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My mailman got a sex change.

I guess you'd call him a post-man now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keithasaurus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2018
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My mailman buddy tells a lot of jokes about undelivered letters.

But no one seems to get them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2018
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The mailman told me he's off to Spain tomorrow... reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/th3_Joker21
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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I quit my job as a mailman today

When I got handed the mail I realized this isn't for me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madgical23
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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I want to be a mailman, but my friends keep telling me I’ll be terrible at it.

Oops, posted this in the wrong place.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2018
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My mailman got a sex change.

I guess you'd call him a post man now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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Why did the mailman quit his job?

He didn't like his post

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boosted101
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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So once I was out in front of my house, and the mailman came by with a letter from the Pope. I looked at the man and was surprised to see that he was my brother.

He was my Father’s Son with the Holy Post.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brisingr2
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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My mailman just went through gender reassignment surgery.

She is now a postman.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2018
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The mailman refused to ship my Girl Scout cookies because I put up too many Dad Jokes.

Jokes on him though. I'm just gonna post Samoa.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JohnnyHammerstix
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2019
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A Good Mailman Joke (x-post from r/thathappened)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Midwork1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2016
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The mailman was confused by President Lincoln's orders.

He was told to deliver to the Gettysburg Address.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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Everybody keeps telling me I’m the world’s worst mailman.

Shit... I was planning to post this somewhere else.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2018
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Why wouldn't the mailman take letters from the mattress salesmen?

He didn't like to deliver bed news.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mkaic
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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The key to a good mailman joke

Is the delivery

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blackholes__
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2018
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I keep getting told I'm a terrible mailman..

Oops I've posted this in the wrong place

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MannyPizzle
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2016
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Why did the mailman get fired?

He got caught leaving his post.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Epic_Smiley
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2018
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The mailman had to get part of his liver removed.

I guess you could say he got delivered.

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What’s the opposite of a mailman?

A femailman.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tdrusk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2017
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Did you hear about the mailman who was taking the mail, coating it in patΓ©, and sticking it in his underpants?

... It was undie livered.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spankleberry
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2015
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My Dad asks: "What do you call a dead mailman?"

a post man. Yes, my Dad actually made this up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/laser_goat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2014
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What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire? That he needed to address the situation
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πŸ‘€︎ u/marcuccione
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2016
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What is a mailman's favorite vegetable?

lettuce

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2015
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What does the mailman say when he drop a package?

http://www.logodesignlove.com/images/contentious/ups-logo.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Electric_unicorn
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2015
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My wife saw that the mail had already arrived and said "darn, I was hoping to catch the mailman"

So I said "maybe you're using the wrong bait"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/confibulator
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2015
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My mailman: Do you like fish?

Me: "Yea"

Mailman: "Then you should head down to Long John Silver's later today. They are donating all of the proceeds to a shelter for battered fish. "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/werdnr
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2015
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Mailman dadjoke

I spotted the mail truck arriving and told my daughters, "Oh look, there's the mailman."

My daughters immediately corrected me, "No Daddy, it's a lady!

I responded, "Oh okay. There's the femaleman then."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IMO94
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2014
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Got the mailman at the post office

I got to pick up a package and the usually greeting is exchanged, followed by the almost inevitable..

Mailman: "Anything else you need?"

Me: "Yeah, I was wondering where I could get postage stamps to send international e-mails?"

With my obvious joking demeanor, I got a grunt and a smile!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bastinka
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2014
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The mailman just came by

And I've been expecting an invoice I need to pay, so I asked my dad who met the mailman in front of the house, "did he have a bill?" To which he replied, "no, son. He had a nose just like us!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rasamson
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2015
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I quit my job as a mailman when they handed me the first letter to deliver.

I looked at it and thought, β€œThis isn’t for me.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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People keep telling me I’m the worst mailman they’ve ever seen.

Shit, I meant to post this somewhere else.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2019
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I quit my job as a mailman when they handed me my first letter to deliver.

I looked at it and thought, β€œThis isn’t for me.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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The key to a good mailman joke...

...is the delivery...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2017
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