One of my daughters wants to marry the mailman...
I quit my job as a mailman when they handed me my first letter to deliver.
I looked at it and thought, ‘This isn’t for me.”
One day is all I lasted as a Mailman. Turned up on time in my shiny new uniform, was a handed a letter and thought to myself..
My boss just told me that I’m the worst mailman he has ever seen.
Shit..l meant to post this somewhere else.
Why doesn't the mailman like the Dogecoin?
He's afraid of getting Bitcoin
What did the nervous mailman get diagnosed with?
I thought about being a comedian instead of a mailman, but it didn't work out
My delivery was terrible.
Lady: Thanks for the letters, mailman
Mailman: You're welcome, female woman.
People ask me why I still work as a mailman,on such low salary.
I tell them : "Its not about the money; Its about sending a message"
A mailman starts his first day on the job in Amsterdam.
He has to get to the other side of the canal but can't seem to find a bridge. On the other side he sees someone walking his dog. How do I get to the opposite side? He shouts. You already are the man responds.
A person asked a mailman, “why do you work as a mailman, it gives so little money?”
The mailman responds “It’s not about the money, it’s about sending a message”
Janice stepped outside to wish the mailman a good afternoon. "Good afternoon, mailman!" Said Janice.
The mailman responded with, "And a good afternoon to you, Femalewoman!"
Why did the mailman win the road race?
His car pushed the envelope.
Mailmans bag...
Whilst doing a crossword I said to the wife "Mailmans bag?"
She asked "How many letters"
"Thousands" I replied.
My mailman got a sex change.
I guess you'd call him a post-man now.
I scared the mailman by answering the door naked.
I don't know what scared him more. The fact I was naked or because I knew where he lived.
Mailman here, just starting my shift. Thought I would just..
Me and my wife were scrambling to leave the house today. I happened to introduce myself to the mailman at the perfect time. His name was Mikey. Just then I turned back inside...
And yelled "HONEY, I FOUND THEM!"
My mailman buddy tells a lot of jokes about undelivered letters.
But no one seems to get them.
I jokingly asked my mailman if they test all packages for coronavirus, but he didn't laugh, and now I'm not receiving any letters.
I think my delivery may be off.
I want to be a mailman, but my friends keep telling me I’ll be terrible at it.
Oops, posted this in the wrong place.
I quit my job as a mailman today
When I got handed the mail I realized this isn't for me
A Good Mailman Joke (x-post from r/thathappened)
Why did the mailman quit his job?
My mailman just went through gender reassignment surgery.
The key to a good mailman joke...
So once I was out in front of my house, and the mailman came by with a letter from the Pope. I looked at the man and was surprised to see that he was my brother.
He was my Father’s Son with the Holy Post.
Why wouldn't the mailman take letters from the mattress salesmen?
He didn't like to deliver bed news.
The mailman was confused by President Lincoln's orders.
He was told to deliver to the Gettysburg Address.
The mailman refused to ship my Girl Scout cookies because I put up too many Dad Jokes.
Jokes on him though. I'm just gonna post Samoa.
Why did the mailman get fired?
He got caught leaving his post.
My Dad asks: "What do you call a dead mailman?"
a post man. Yes, my Dad actually made this up.
Did you hear about the mailman who was taking the mail, coating it in paté, and sticking it in his underpants?
...
It was undie livered.
The mailman had to get part of his liver removed.
I guess you could say he got delivered.
What’s the opposite of a mailman?
What is a mailman's favorite vegetable?
What is the opposite of mailman?
Our mailman got a sex change
so we call him the postman now.
People keep telling me I’m the worst mailman they’ve ever seen.
Shit, I meant to post this somewhere else.
My friends keep telling me that I’m the worst mailman they’ve ever seen.
Shit. Meant to post this somewhere else .
I quit my job as a mailman when they handed me my first letter to deliver.
I looked at it and thought, “This isn’t for me.”
I quit my job as a mailman when they handed me the first letter to deliver.
I looked at it and thought, “This isn’t for me.”
I quit my job as a mailman when they gave me first letter to deliver.
I looked at it and thought, “This isn’t for me.”
I quit my job as a mailman when they handed me my first letter to deliver.
I looked at it and thought, “This isn’t for me.”
My mailman got a sex change.
I guess you'd call him a post man now.
I keep getting told I'm a terrible mailman..
Oops I've posted this in the wrong place
The key to a good mailman joke
Everybody keeps telling me I’m the world’s worst mailman.
Shit... I was planning to post this somewhere else.
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