If Hermes was the messenger god, the he sure was lucky not to have met the god of pain and old age...


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πŸ‘€︎ u/elliptical_orbit
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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Facebook has over 2 billion users, That is as big as the whole of christianity, Forget that, it is bigger than hinduism and islam. Although facebook’s messenger is probably the worst.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/obaidraf
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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Many of my friends send me jokes on Telegram Messenger ...

I find them β€˜remotely’ funny ..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afarro
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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After I got a new leather messenger bag, my Dad asked "Do you know what the number 1 use of cow hide is?"

"Holding cows together"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Battle_Claiborne
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2016
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Messing with the new messenger features.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cycleangelo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2015
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Dad-joked on Instant Messenger (at work)

My dad works in the office on the floor below me. He's been with the company for almost 18 years and is coming to grips with the instant messenger we have. This little gem popped up today;

Dad; Every time I see a castle I swear.

Me; Huh?

Dad; I must have turrets syndrome.

I close the conversation, and groan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/retailrobin88
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2014
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I dad joked my cousin on fb messenger... She hasn't replied since that last message...


My cousin: where's the punchline? XD

Me: Probably by the other drink lines

Her: what xD

Me: (fruit) Punch is a drink. I made a dad joke

Her: oh my lord

Me: yup.

Her: xD

Me: Also, you don't have to call me your lord

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StercusMaximus
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2015
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My dad saw the Google car...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Burninator
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2015
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My dear wife got me

She sends me the following exchange on Facebook Messenger today, while I am elbows deep into a pile of shit @ work.

Her: hey I heard darth vader's wife works in your building Her: Her name is Ella Vader Me: Go, just go.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redditg0nad
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2016
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Dadjoke'd my girlfriend just now

On facebook messenger

Her: Wow my visa is the smallest it's been in a while!

Me: Really? Those visa cards has been same size for long while.

Her: >:(

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Evan_Giants
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2017
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My boss just dad joked me...

I work as a bicycle messenger. I was sitting in our bike shop and a dude I'd met on the greenway came in for something on his bike.

My boss asked me how I met him, and I told him I was trying to get out of this guy's way, but I just decided to keep going fast, and when we stopped a few miles later I told him about our shop.

Boss says, "So, would you say you guys became fast friends?"


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πŸ‘€︎ u/stay_hungry_dr_ew
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2014
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A frozen dad joke inspired by /u/Heebichibi

After resetting my step daughters tablet to defaults the Facebook messenger app kept freezing. It would eventually say wait or force close. I hit wait and it loaded. I told her..

"If it's frozen... Let it go."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mjbehrendt
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2014
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