Courier Puns

A list of puns related to "Courier"

Regular Delivery!

My job is transporting envelopes and packages from place to place, but I'm not sure I want to make it a courier.

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👤︎ u/Naitraen
📅︎ Jul 23 2020
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What do you call an Indian delivery boy?

A currier

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👤︎ u/Cranky_Windlass
📅︎ May 09 2019
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Double dad joked by my gf

(Talking about World Cup fixtures)

Me: damn, no Korea(courier) today.

Her: oh, were you expecting a parcel?

Me: very funny.

Her: thanks. It's all in the delivery.

Me: groans

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👤︎ u/Noslek
📅︎ Jun 12 2014
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