Why do women have a difficult time working for the postal service?

It’s mail-dominated.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SecondRateHack
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According to a recent study, it’s really hard for women to work for the Postal Service.

It’s a mail dominated industry.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
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The United States Postal Service got jokes
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GreenLeafGreg
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I tried to tell a joke about the Postal Service...

But nobody got it because I messed up the delivery.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FinalCaveat
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Why did the feminist want to boycott the Postal Service?

Because it is predominantly mail.

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The US Postal Service doesn't have enough machines to differentiate the mail.

They're all out of sorts.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JoeFas
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I had a job as a postal worker...

where I worked with lots of men, it was a MAIL dominated profession.

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A postal worker was recently fired from his part time job at the zoo.

He refused to address the elephant in the room.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bullhead20
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Postal
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MattyBTraps42069
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What do you call a woman Postal Service employee?

Femailman

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cyphr0st
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Going postal
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Don't be worried if you don't know the postal abbreviation for Oklahoma

It's OK.

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Postal workers are always so miserable.

You would be too if you were lugging around never-ending chain mail.

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Why have postal workers always been considered pioneers and trail blazers of their time?

Because they're always pushing the envelope.

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What do men with fedoras call female postal carriers?

Mail ladies.

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If you rearrange the letters of MAILMEN

They get really upset.

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My mail order bride arrived today, deceased. The coroner's report noted she was missing an organ...

and the company refused to refund my purchase because it had already been de-livered.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VariousOtherLesbians
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I'm tired of writing jokes that nobody gets.

Maybe I should stop sending them through the US postal service.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mrthatsthat
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Bought myself some invisible tape
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Twigsnapper
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If that UPS guy doesn't show up today.

I'm gonna go postal.

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Puns of Varying Quality on the Subject of Linguistics (created in a fit of procrastinative inspiration) some of which I thought someone, someday might appreciate.

Note: Quality Very Varying (I see what I did there) and sometimes subject to specialist knowledge. So I apologise in advance. Shame me with your better puns.

While I was languishing in the Language Centre, doing some semantics antics and considering how all the other linguistics students despised and derided me, I was accosted by a stout man with large glasses who made me a preposition. It was that I should collect terrible puns, to do with linguistics, in order to ingratiate myself yet further with the other linguistics students (including even the phonetics fanatics).

I'm struggling to think of a pun to do with grammaticality that both makes sense and "Is grandma tickly?" correct. I'm also stuck on 'morphologician'. (I'm not actually sure that's a particularly logical word for the subject, though I guess that's more for, er, more for a logician to worry about.)

The problem I have with writing about phonological variation is that one is constantly forced to choose between being fun or logical - very Asian!I always get in trouble with electricians, they think I'm calling them a 'dialectician' whereas in fact I'm just saying "Die, electrician."

I like pscycholinguistics – the only department of linguistics where it’s acceptable to wear a cycle helmet. My Australian accent is terrible but I like to think my Sath Efrican one is predicate. My favourite accent is Received Pronunciation, because it is the accent chiefly used by invisible Japanese people who are ordered online. When the first recipient of an invisible Japanese person got the parcel, they wrote a complaint saying "Received but can't see Asian" and the name stuck.

Why did the speakers whose native languages weren't English, but whose only shared language was English, but they weren't very good at it and kept on having to stop to think about it, stop talking to one another? They came to an agreement. (Get it? If not, write your answer on a pastecard and paste it to the below address.)

What did the 'a' say to the 'the'? "You definitely are ticklish, 'the'!"

Why was the small man eaten by the large bear, which was proportionately bigger than him? It had, er, relative claws.

I think the reason there are so many speakers of Russian is because they all partake in an activity called "copulae shun". (Ok, ok, I know, that was Pushkin it.)

I know a man called Hillary who can, might, should, did, must, shall and will ride an ox. We call him "Ox Hillary".

I always think the verb 'to be' in the senten

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kieuk
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Stamp collecting

A few days ago, I was with family and Aunt #1 was showing me a book about antique stamps for collectors and the many thousands of dollars some of them cost. When she talked about her stamp collection, I said "That's a sticky habit."

Aunt #2 groaned and said, "What are you? Uncle R (her husband)?"

A few minutes later, I told her, "It's okay. You can address your resentment of stamp-related puns to me. I'm not afraid. [walking to edge of the room] I can take a licking right here in this corner if I have to! C'mon, go postal on me!"

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My boss dropped this one in status yesterday...

We were discussing how July 3rd is the Observed Holiday for Independence Day this year.

Co-worker: I just don't get that...

Boss: It's so all of the government workers have a day off... and so mailmen don't go postal

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/maoore
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Dad jokes me about my new job.

I told my Dad that I'd be working in the mail-room of my campus.

Dad: "That's great! Is it going to be a lot of work"

Me: "No, it should be pretty easy"

Dad: "That's good. I wouldn't want you to go postal!"

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