...Does that make it fee mail?
...he pulled out a $10 bill and the clerk said, "Is that all you got?" Dad said, "You sound like my ex."
My dad saw the envelope and said "Alternate Universes? That postage must have been really expensive!"
I got to pick up a package and the usually greeting is exchanged, followed by the almost inevitable..
Mailman: "Anything else you need?"
Me: "Yeah, I was wondering where I could get postage stamps to send international e-mails?"
With my obvious joking demeanor, I got a grunt and a smile!
Postage and packaging from Russia was extortionate!
Last week at work one of my coworkers was filling out a postage label and was having some trouble, so she asked our boss about it.
While the two of them were talking, I hear the boss say, "and when you're putting our address, you'll also need to write the suite number."
I then added, "Don't put down the sour number," then headed out and had a good chuckle for the next five minutes.