They identify as mail
...Does that make it fee mail?
...he pulled out a $10 bill and the clerk said, "Is that all you got?" Dad said, "You sound like my ex."
My dad saw the envelope and said "Alternate Universes? That postage must have been really expensive!"
I got to pick up a package and the usually greeting is exchanged, followed by the almost inevitable..
Mailman: "Anything else you need?"
Me: "Yeah, I was wondering where I could get postage stamps to send international e-mails?"
With my obvious joking demeanor, I got a grunt and a smile!