If I pay postage for mail...

...Does that make it fee mail?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/UsagiMimi
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 09 2017
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Dad tried to pay for 91ยข of postage at the post office...

...he pulled out a $10 bill and the clerk said, "Is that all you got?" Dad said, "You sound like my ex."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/kempff
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 05 2014
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I ordered some Yugioh cards from a store called Alternate Universes...

My dad saw the envelope and said "Alternate Universes? That postage must have been really expensive!"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/kona_worldwaker
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 17 2015
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Got the mailman at the post office

I got to pick up a package and the usually greeting is exchanged, followed by the almost inevitable..

Mailman: "Anything else you need?"

Me: "Yeah, I was wondering where I could get postage stamps to send international e-mails?"

With my obvious joking demeanor, I got a grunt and a smile!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/bastinka
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 19 2014
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I got my wife this afternoon

Postage and packaging from Russia was extortionate!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ProjectFrostbite
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 20 2015
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Helped my coworker with a label

Last week at work one of my coworkers was filling out a postage label and was having some trouble, so she asked our boss about it.

While the two of them were talking, I hear the boss say, "and when you're putting our address, you'll also need to write the suite number."

I then added, "Don't put down the sour number," then headed out and had a good chuckle for the next five minutes.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ngabear
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 20 2015
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