“Dad, I heard that the only way you guys could communicate with each other when you were young was landlines and snail mail.”

Dad: No, you better get your fax straight.

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"I sent it by snail mail, it should arrive next week"
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Dad Joked by the Snail Mail

Mom: Did you bring in the mail?
Dad: Yes, but it's sitting outside. It's ant mail again.
Me: Ant mail?
Mom: There are sometimes ants in the mailbox.
Dad: They're living in the post holding up the mailbox.... You could say it's a post problem.

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📅︎ May 19 2014
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I entered a pun contest once

You had to send in your best puns, via snail mail, in an orderly list. I sent ten in, thinking at least one would win me a prize, but no pun in ten did.

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Confused snail

I went to get my mail and saw a snail chewing an envelope.

I thought "Poor guy is confused".

So I picked him up and said "No, stupid. Lettuce. Not letters. Lettuce".

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